weave's definitions
He said that her vagina was so tight that it felt like it had a headlock on his manhood. When I had her, it felt like I was flying a 747 into the Grand Canyon. He's full of shizzle, unless he's hung like a show dog!
by weave October 25, 2003
Get the FULL OF SHIZZLEmug. after vigorously pumping your ol' lady while on top of her, the oxygen in the room gets funneled up between your butt cheeks and suctioned within. After the deed is done, you lay on your back beside her and begin to flatulate incessantly. This condition is called a "pof," or post-orgasmic fart.
After riding roughshod all over her tail last night, I was suddenly afflicted with an overwhelming bout of breezy acres, or post-ejaculatory flatulations.
by weave September 7, 2003
Get the BREEZY ACRESmug. a phrase uttered by those inarticulate, cornbred-fed, finger-flippin', beer-sippin', gas-pumpin', tobacco-chewin',trailer-dwellin', inbred white trash that describes something that is great.
by weave September 20, 2003
Get the GOODER THAN GRITSmug. an awkwardly tall person (from the notion that one is so tall that their head is high enough to graze the leaves on a tree.)
by weave March 16, 2003
Get the leaf eatermug. the entrance to the asshole; the ringlike imprints that form the anal lining; essentially, one's shitblaster or fart box.
After ramming the biatch in her slimy hatchet wound, I flipped her over and crammed 8 inches in her 10-ring!
by weave July 23, 2003
Get the TEN RINGmug. by weave March 18, 2003
Get the homogenized persuasionmug. by weave October 7, 2003
Get the SOUP BONESmug.