weave's definitions

FULL OF SHIZZLE

full of shit!

He said that her vagina was so tight that it felt like it had a headlock on his manhood. When I had her, it felt like I was flying a 747 into the Grand Canyon. He's full of shizzle, unless he's hung like a show dog!

by weave October 25, 2003

BREEZY ACRES

after vigorously pumping your ol' lady while on top of her, the oxygen in the room gets funneled up between your butt cheeks and suctioned within. After the deed is done, you lay on your back beside her and begin to flatulate incessantly. This condition is called a "pof," or post-orgasmic fart.

After riding roughshod all over her tail last night, I was suddenly afflicted with an overwhelming bout of breezy acres, or post-ejaculatory flatulations.

by weave September 7, 2003

GOODER THAN GRITS

a phrase uttered by those inarticulate, cornbred-fed, finger-flippin', beer-sippin', gas-pumpin', tobacco-chewin',trailer-dwellin', inbred white trash that describes something that is great.

Mary Jo said that sex with her Uncle Clyde was gooder than grits.

by weave September 20, 2003

leaf eater

an awkwardly tall person (from the notion that one is so tall that their head is high enough to graze the leaves on a tree.)

My boss was quite the leaf eater, 6' 6"
tall, and 275 pounds!

by weave March 16, 2003

TEN RING

the entrance to the asshole; the ringlike imprints that form the anal lining; essentially, one's shitblaster or fart box.

After ramming the biatch in her slimy hatchet wound, I flipped her over and crammed 8 inches in her 10-ring!

by weave July 23, 2003

homogenized persuasion

a member of the "homogenized persuasion" is gay, homosexual, queer, light in the loafers.

I couldn't believe that Rock Hudson was actually of the homogenized persuasion.

by weave March 18, 2003

SOUP BONES

used to make refernce to someone's hands or fingers. Also called "meathooks."

Wouldn't wanna get hit by that sumbitch! Look at the size of those soup bones!

by weave October 7, 2003