PLAY THE CLITAR

female masturbation; the application and subsequent insertion of a girl's finger into her own gash or to tickle her clitoral button.

Went upstairs to drop a deuce, and there she was! My girlfriend, thighs wide open, playing the clitar as she sat on the toilet. Shortly thereafter, her and I scrogged like a couple of jackrabbits on steroids.

by weave March 27, 2003

GETTIN' JIGGY WIT' IT

to dance, bust a move, get your "groove" on, shake the hoof OR
putting the move on a member of the opposite sex with the intention of "bumpin' uglies" with them OR to be in style.

He was out there on the dance floor at the reception gettin' jiggy wit' it; after the reception, both Pam & Mike went back to the hotel room and got jiggy wit' it under the bed sheets.

by weave April 16, 2003

THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.

While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!

by weave December 09, 2003

SCROGGABILITY INDEX

the criteria that dictates whether or not a girl is scroggable (fuckable).
I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.

That chick in the mall with the inch and a half nipples punching holes through her blouse and buns of steel definitely ranks the highest on my scroggability index.

by weave March 27, 2003

PELT

refers to the female pubic hair, esp. in abundance and in need of a desperate trim.

My girlfriend is sporting quite the nest of tousled fur down there these days. I prefer a neatly trimmed pelt of silky, nexus-conditioned hair...if any at all.

by weave April 02, 2003

bastid

cutesy spelling of bastard.

Come over here, you dirty little bastid!

by weave March 21, 2003

Make Like A Fetus And Head Out

time for me to leave; see ya later; I'll catch ya on the rebound!

Well, it's already 2 a.m. I think I'm gonna make like a fetus and head out! See you later.

by weave March 24, 2003