Definitions by weave

SACOFRICOSIS

the intentional or unwitting fondling of one's unit while the hands are placed in one's pockets; a.k.a. "pocket pool."

Although it may start out as an infinitesimal itch, testicular readjustment, or desire to reaffirm and reassure yourself that you're still intact, we, the male species, are guilty of indulging in a little sacofricosis from time to time. When my uncle was busted by my aunt for this, he attempted to save face by saying that he was digging for change.

SACOFRICOSIS by weave September 17, 2003

GENICON 

a much-fantasized-about sexual partner envisioned during sexual activity that assists one in facilitating orgasmic pleasure when their regular partner isn't cutting the mustard.

She became increasingly bored and turned off with her bald, flabby-bellied, hairy-assed husband, that during their bone dances together, she heavily relied upon her genicons, and power-operated toys, for fulfillment.

GENICON by weave September 17, 2003

PARACOITA 

a female sex partner

When his mother cleaned his room and opened his closet, she discovered an 'Inflatable Suzie Blow Up Doll.' Upon being questioned, he fessed up and admitted that this was his paracoita.

PARACOITA by weave September 17, 2003

IT'S ALL RELATIVE 

The award-winning, buzzword, catchphrase, or slogan, of life, and selection of sexual partners, in a small hick town with an abundance of trailer parks. Ya know, those small hamlets that, when upon entering the village, a big sign greets you and states, "Welcome to East Podunk, where the men are wife beaters and the sheep run scared."

EXAMPLE: Cobleskill, NY.

IT'S ALL RELATIVE by weave September 17, 2003

TRIORCHID

a man who has three nuggets in his bean bag; a man with 3 testicles.

My uncle had three times the reproductive powers of any man I know. The sumbitch had three prairie oysters in his nugget pouch!

TRIORCHID by weave September 15, 2003

FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION 

the consideration or estimation of something as useless or valueless.

My wife's floccinaucinihilipilification
of money was readily apparent. She would just as soon spend it all before I made it.

FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION by weave September 15, 2003

MANUSTUPRATION 

a legitimate, fancy word for experiencing an autoerotic experience; the linguistic cousin, and synonym, of 'masturbation.'

Urban Legend has it that indulging in repeated acts of manustupration will invariably lead to blindness and insanity. Shit, the ol' lady went blind at 6, and has been loonier than a bed bug in heat ever since.

MANUSTUPRATION by weave September 15, 2003