weave's definitions

LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.

Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!

by weave August 25, 2003

bah- fungoo

"go stick it in your ass," "up your ass," "fuck you!"
From Italian, "Va F'anculo"

Ah, bah-fungoo! Back off, faccia bruta!

by weave March 18, 2003

SLOBBERKNOCKER

a fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook!

At the local watering hole, the bachelor party erupted into a good old fashioned, Grade-A slobberknocker amongst the drunken friends, as fists flew and teeth became airborne.

by weave October 28, 2003

IT'S ALL RELATIVE

The award-winning, buzzword, catchphrase, or slogan, of life, and selection of sexual partners, in a small hick town with an abundance of trailer parks. Ya know, those small hamlets that, when upon entering the village, a big sign greets you and states, "Welcome to East Podunk, where the men are wife beaters and the sheep run scared."

EXAMPLE: Cobleskill, NY.

by weave September 17, 2003

MEZZA MEZZA

so-so, not good or bad, average, in the middle, comme ci comme ca; Of Italian origin.

When I asked my Italian Aunt Sophia, who, by the way, sported more hair on her upper lip than Tom Selleck, how she was feeling, she responded, "Mezza mezza."

by weave November 8, 2003

herbed

punked out; to fold from fear or intimidation; back down when hostilely confronted; disrespected

Yo, that crazy beeotch herbed me!

by weave March 16, 2003

STINK KNOT

the leather donut or asshole, the chocolate starfish.

Last night, I squirted a boatload of astroglide onto my girlfriend's stink knot.

by weave November 10, 2003