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My Boss is a parietal. Aight!
by superdad May 20, 2005
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parietals

1) Latin derivative for "wall".
2) Stupid system banning a person from the oppostite sex's dorm. Enacted mostly by Catholic universities, i.e. Notre Dame.
"It's midnight on a week day; parietals have started. Get the women out of the room!!!!"
by mut3 March 31, 2005
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Paristalsis

Paristalsis is defined as a potentially life threatening condition whereby excessive consumption of white bread, particularly baguettes, antagonises peristalsis and the normative operation of the lower digestive tract
Doctor: Your son's coma was induced by an overconsumption of french bread, which acted as a sort of glutenous cork obstructing the colon, rendering normal peristalsis completely ineffective. This caused a backlog of semi digested food in the stomach and small intestine that exerted a tremendous pressure on little Jimmy's fragile little brain, causing a massive stroke. I'm afraid that we are going to have to surgically remove the obstuction.

Concerned parent:Oh dear God!

Doctor: Don't worry, Paristalsis is extremely common in france and the procedure is really quite routine.

Parent: Ah, I see. Is that why Parisians often seem so braindead?

Doctor: Actually, yes.
by boogaling December 28, 2012
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Parmetal

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Do you know parmetal? Yea, they posted a very cool (maybe) video!
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Parmetal

posts genshin and anime and other stuff, my mutual, and I’m faster than them. Barks
hey did you see the video Parmetal made
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parietals

You ask for parietals if you want to have a MOS in your room. Parietals is not the act of banning them from your room, it is the practice of asking permission, and, at some places, leaving the door partly open (with a shoe or something.) It does not START at midnight.
female boarder: hey, you want to come up to my room????
random guy: um, ok, but shouldn't we ask for parietals or something? Don't want to get in trouble.

"It's not the groping that goes on behind closed doors that I worry about-- it's what goes on behind the open doors that bothers me!"
by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005
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Parientalness

Relating to or similar to the red gay bear boi.
"Just talking about Pariental's parientalness."
by Pariental January 21, 2023
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