vertigo's definitions

bejamble

verb - To elude someone. Mainly used in reference to a thought that has been lost due to marijuana intoxication. Where it feels like the thought is just beyond one's grasp. Quite often the particular idea seems of infinite importance or profundity, just to turn out to be inane. Pronounced with a southern accent.

"what were we just talking about?"
"Well I was saying that if the universe... ummm... If the.... Hold on.. I got it.. If the Universe were like... I had it but it keeps bejamblin me."

by vertigo January 9, 2005

oh mylanta

This odd phrase is similar to "oh my land," with the interesting addition of hailing the stomach-acid-reducing medicine.

Oh mylanta, it was bad!

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

low res

When a girl looks hot from far away, or in a small friendster picture, but at full scale or close up, fugly. See also monet, scud, akalow rez

whoa that suicide girl was totally low rez, look at the hail damage on her ass!

by vertigo December 29, 2004

pizowned

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

by Vertigo May 23, 2004

sweetness

A noun a level up from "sweet." Best used in a short sentence or as a sentence by itself.

That new game is all sweetness.

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

big pimpin

wicked cool.

The new graphics are big pimpin.
Really? Big pimpin, yo.

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

fauxgrammer

n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.

Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.

by vertigo February 22, 2006