vertigo's definitions

deprude

to give a prude a personal lesson on the ways of the birds and bees.

My orgasm lesson sure depruded her!

by Vertigo January 8, 2004

blorg

verb: the nicer cousin of "bash" and "pummel", it means to smack someone over the head with a gigantic wet noodle

If you don't shut up I'll blorg you to death!

by Vertigo January 9, 2004

XD

Originally used by anime-loving internet addicts, this face can express happiness and laughter, but is also frequently used when being flirtatious.

Net Girl: I gotta go. I'm gonna take a shower.
Net Guy: Mind if I join ya? XD

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

business trip

to go on a trip for business reasons

slang: to make a trip to the bathroom

Guy: Dude, I drank so much. I'll be right back. Taking a short business trip.


Guy: Joe got so scared he wet his pants!
Girl: Yeah, guess he tried to take a business trip but his flight got cancelled, if ya know what I mean.

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

cactus weasel

an adorably cute guy who hasn't shaved in a while

That cute Jesse didn't shave for a week - now he's a cactus weasel!

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

smorg

crappy cafeteria food, especially from schools/universities

This is the same smorg we had last week!

The cafeteria sign says this fish is scrod. What kind of fish is a scrod? Leave it to the cafeteria people to think of such brilliant names for smorg.

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

awesome possum

A phrase equivalent to "spiffy" or "neat." It is best used as a sentence by itself or with "yo" immediately following.

Awesome possum, yo!

by Vertigo September 2, 2002