blorg

verb: the nicer cousin of "bash" and "pummel", it means to smack someone over the head with a gigantic wet noodle

If you don't shut up I'll blorg you to death!

by Vertigo January 09, 2004

fauxgrammer

n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.

Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.

by vertigo February 22, 2006

cactus weasel

an adorably cute guy who hasn't shaved in a while

That cute Jesse didn't shave for a week - now he's a cactus weasel!

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

oh mylanta

This odd phrase is similar to "oh my land," with the interesting addition of hailing the stomach-acid-reducing medicine.

Oh mylanta, it was bad!

by Vertigo September 02, 2002

deprude

to give a prude a personal lesson on the ways of the birds and bees.

My orgasm lesson sure depruded her!

by Vertigo January 08, 2004

vertigo

What you feel when trashed/hungover.

I drank all that Jungle Juice and all I got was a night with Lady Vertigo.

by Vertigo January 08, 2004

business trip

to go on a trip for business reasons

slang: to make a trip to the bathroom

Guy: Dude, I drank so much. I'll be right back. Taking a short business trip.


Guy: Joe got so scared he wet his pants!
Girl: Yeah, guess he tried to take a business trip but his flight got cancelled, if ya know what I mean.

by Vertigo January 11, 2004