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Triple placebo pneumatic bypass 

If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.

This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.
Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.

Peter Griffin 

Bloke- Hey, say, did you see that Peter Griffin?
Other Bloke- What, Jesus' cousin?
Bloke- Yeah.
Other Bloke- Yeah, I did.

Auto-Wank 

A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
Teenager- Haha, Larry's having an auto-wank in his sleep!
Auto-Wank by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
A penis with an unnatural girth to length ratio, in favour of the former.
The girth of the penis must be at least half it's length in order to be classified as a churg.
Ed- Did you end up getting with Helen last night?
David- No, the goddamn condom! They don't make them for churgs!

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Adam- So, was she tight?
Rodrigo- Nope, some big ass churg had made some sorta tunnel for me in there.
churg by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
Osian is a name with precisely 11.2 meanings.
Here's just one of them.

A Nordic King who defeated a Saxonic King by transforming into a big deer.
Osian = Big Deer.
Farmer's Wife Belinda- Hey Jimm, honey. Say, you're back early from the hunt!
Farmer Jimm- Come look, Belinda! I just shot me an Osian!

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Susan- So, Kyle... How is he... you know... in bed?

Claire- You don't mess around do you Susan? *Giggles* Yeah he's a total Osian.

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Saxon King Thom- HOLY SHIZN IT'S AN OSIAN!
Osian by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
A word you feel compelled to shout whenever you and a large gathering of people are about to do something ridiculous and impulsive.

Shouting "For Gondor" makes the stupid act seem meaningful and awesome. This phenomena often occurs when under the influence of alcahol or cannabis.
Aran- You sure you want to go down the slip-road in these trollies?
Pot-head- Come on guys- FOR GONDOR!!!

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Rita- He just won't listen to me, I don't know what to do!
Derek- What would Gondor do?! Huh?!
Rita-... Gondor would find a way.
Derek- Exactly.
Gondor by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009

blow job 

A revolutionary new-old rave post punk romantic revival band that had a string of two top fourty hits in the late early 90s.

In their second album they abbreviated their band name to "BJ".

Their first album was called "You can feel spots" and had hits such as "get away now", "crabs" and "could just be pearlies".

Their second album was titled "I'm not sure", and contained two hit singles- "Do I like the taste?" and "It went up my airpipe." There was a critically acclaimed bonus track titled- "this is all an innuendo."

A terrible, terrible band.
Bailey- I just got the new BJ album.
Lucy- Oh yeah, blow job's first album was alright. How's this one?
Bailey- BJs are shit once you've had the whole thing.