churg 

1. When a woman is giving a deep-throat blowjob, the man urinates at full force.

2. Essentially the reverse of definition 1- when a man is eating a woman out, she does the same.

John: Dude, I just totally churged Cassie last night.
James: Oh, so THAT'S why she's been coughing all day!

Bruce: Anyone wanna get churged?
Girls: We do!! What's a churg?

churg by The Sex Maestro April 1, 2008

churg 

A penis with an unnatural girth to length ratio, in favour of the former.
The girth of the penis must be at least half it's length in order to be classified as a churg.

Ed- Did you end up getting with Helen last night?
David- No, the goddamn condom! They don't make them for churgs!

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Adam- So, was she tight?
Rodrigo- Nope, some big ass churg had made some sorta tunnel for me in there.

churg by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009

Churg 

A shortened way of saying chicken burger.

Would you like to go and grab a churg with me?

Churg by the.bish January 16, 2020

churg 

Someone without any uncles
Prone to acting churgishly - lying and generally moping around uselessly
Derived from Uncle Crackers

Jesus Christ was a churg

churg by Chris Atkin November 7, 2006

Churg 

Cum that is yellow, very viscous and smells horrible.

“Dude, my mom found my Churg jar.”

Churg by Chunk Bucket April 19, 2021

tard-charge 

When you put a tard in charge of a task. This tard will be a completely stupid and useless ass nigga who can't do shit. Examples include: avetard, cottard, ou tard, caltard, and bart tard but there are many more eligible tards too.

I put york in charge of doing the GTA mission to start the heist, but i should have known better than to leave that task for a tard-charge.

tard-charge by TurnM3Up November 26, 2019

Lookin like a chug jug 

Today’s kids’ way of saying looking like a snack, basically something you say to someone when you find them very attractive, sexy, etc. and letting them know you'd chug them up like it's FORTNITE

Credit goes to Michael Santana, AKA imaqtpie

"Hey gamer, I see you're wearing the shadow ops skin, mmm... you Lookin like a chug jug"

"I'm a 35 year old man"

"monkaS"

Lookin like a chug jug by Notsilverstorm October 19, 2018