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bumping tacos

An activity that lesbians do which is very fun to watch. Involves two females pressing their labias against each other and rocking back and forth to maximize their pleasure.
It was worth the $150 to watch two hot hookers bumping tacos while sucking my dick.
by urban pervert June 13, 2003
mugGet the bumping tacosmug.

vaginal fluid

Fluid that flows like honey from a woman's vagina when she's horny.
Sarah's vaginal fluid tasted like fresh sardines.
by urban pervert June 9, 2003
mugGet the vaginal fluidmug.

PMS

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies.

The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho bitch which froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.
I'd rather be in Hell than to be around a womsn with PMS.
by urban pervert March 3, 2003
mugGet the PMSmug.

Blonde Pie

The best pie you'll ever eat.
by urban pervert March 18, 2003
mugGet the Blonde Piemug.

erection

When your penis stands to attention. See boner, stiffy.
Thinking about my girlfriend always gives me an erection.
by urban pervert April 25, 2003
mugGet the erectionmug.

labia

The lips of the vagina. Frequently these are what create the famous camel toe when they press into a woman's underwear or bikini
At the beach I met a young lady who had the most beautiful labia I have ever seen.
by urban pervert June 17, 2003
mugGet the labiamug.

bukake

Japanese for "facial humiliation". When a girl gets cummed on by several guys. A very fun thing to watch especially if she drinks it too.
I love Asian porn because they never cease to amaze with sluts getting bukake.
by urban pervert June 29, 2003
mugGet the bukakemug.

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