ripe

Ready to fuck. Typically applies to girls who just turn 18.

When Helen became ripe on her birthday, she knew what to do.

by urban pervert March 30, 2003

push up

What you do when you are on top of a woman. A very relaxing excercise indeed.

I did some pushups on Suzanne and she enjoyed the workout too.

by urban pervert August 22, 2003

pop the cherry

To break the hymen, or skin barrier covering a woman's vagina, typically with a pointed object such as the penis.

She bled for hours after he popped the cherry with his needle.

by urban pervert April 22, 2003

woodpecker

A hard penis.

I stabbed her a new hole with my Woody Woodpecker.

by urban pervert April 04, 2003

Mistress

Spare pussy to have when your wife or girlfriend is either on the rag or just not in the mood to straddle the cock. Traditionally a popular stress reliever in France, which might explain why they rarely wage wars these days.

After my wife tried the old "I have a headache" tactic for avoiding sex, I hopped over to the other side of town where my mistress gladly spread her legs for me.

by urban pervert November 01, 2003

milcest

When two people from different branches of the military hook up.

Ryan and Diane are a milcest couple.

by Urban pervert February 10, 2018

succubus

A mythical demoness from ancient Scottish legends.
A very attractive female demon who craves sex and must have lots of it because she uses the cum to provide energy for her life-force.

The word "succubus" is derived from the Latin word "succuba", which means prostitute or slut.

She fucked me so good last night, I wonder if she really is a succubus. :^D

by urban pervert February 27, 2003