urban pervert's definitions

broken dick

The end result of having sex with a militant feminist.

Nathan knew how much feminists hate men when Jane msade a few quick twists of her pelvis while he was deep inside her and gave him a broken dick.

by urban pervert June 24, 2003

stiffy

An erection.

I plugged her crotch-wound with my stiffy.

by urban pervert April 25, 2003

bumping tacos

An activity that lesbians do which is very fun to watch. Involves two females pressing their labias against each other and rocking back and forth to maximize their pleasure.

It was worth the $150 to watch two hot hookers bumping tacos while sucking my dick.

by urban pervert June 13, 2003

Blonde Pie

The best pie you'll ever eat.

by urban pervert March 18, 2003

sucky sucky

The best service that Asian prostitutes will give you for five dollars.

For five dollar, hot Asian babe give my wang good sucky sucky. And I like it so much I give her 100 dollar for complete service.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003

spanks

What naughty girls give instead of kisses.

by urban pervert March 15, 2003

succubus

A mythical demoness from ancient Scottish legends.
A very attractive female demon who craves sex and must have lots of it because she uses the cum to provide energy for her life-force.

The word "succubus" is derived from the Latin word "succuba", which means prostitute or slut.

She fucked me so good last night, I wonder if she really is a succubus. :^D

by urban pervert February 26, 2003