urban pervert's definitions

woodpecker

A hard penis.

I stabbed her a new hole with my Woody Woodpecker.

by urban pervert April 4, 2003

whip

What naughty girls are punished with.

She moaned with orgasmic glee when I slapped her ass with my whip.

by urban pervert March 26, 2003

Mistress

Spare pussy to have when your wife or girlfriend is either on the rag or just not in the mood to straddle the cock. Traditionally a popular stress reliever in France, which might explain why they rarely wage wars these days.

After my wife tried the old "I have a headache" tactic for avoiding sex, I hopped over to the other side of town where my mistress gladly spread her legs for me.

by urban pervert October 31, 2003

spanks

What naughty girls give instead of kisses.

by urban pervert March 15, 2003

succubus

A mythical demoness from ancient Scottish legends.
A very attractive female demon who craves sex and must have lots of it because she uses the cum to provide energy for her life-force.

The word "succubus" is derived from the Latin word "succuba", which means prostitute or slut.

She fucked me so good last night, I wonder if she really is a succubus. :^D

by urban pervert February 26, 2003

naughty schoolgirl

An 18 or 19 year old girl, typically of high school or college age, who is also a part time prostitute. Typically looks hot when she is sucking and/or fucking with her miniskirt on.

I just checked out this Asian schoolgirl site, and that was the best five hours I've had this week. I never knew some ladies could straddle cock with as much grace and flexibility as those naughty schoolgirls.

by urban pervert November 18, 2003

stiffy

An erection.

I plugged her crotch-wound with my stiffy.

by urban pervert April 25, 2003