bumping tacos

An activity that lesbians do which is very fun to watch. Involves two females pressing their labias against each other and rocking back and forth to maximize their pleasure.
It was worth the $150 to watch two hot hookers bumping tacos while sucking my dick.
by urban pervert June 13, 2003
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labia

The lips of the vagina. Frequently these are what create the famous camel toe when they press into a woman's underwear or bikini
At the beach I met a young lady who had the most beautiful labia I have ever seen.
by urban pervert June 17, 2003
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Blonde Pie

The best pie you'll ever eat.
by urban pervert March 18, 2003
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succubus

A mythical demoness from ancient Scottish legends.
A very attractive female demon who craves sex and must have lots of it because she uses the cum to provide energy for her life-force.

The word "succubus" is derived from the Latin word "succuba", which means prostitute or slut.
She fucked me so good last night, I wonder if she really is a succubus. :^D
by urban pervert February 26, 2003
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spanks

What naughty girls give instead of kisses.
by urban pervert March 15, 2003
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PMS

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies.

The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho bitch which froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.
I'd rather be in Hell than to be around a womsn with PMS.
by urban pervert March 03, 2003
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vaginal fluid

Fluid that flows like honey from a woman's vagina when she's horny.
Sarah's vaginal fluid tasted like fresh sardines.
by urban pervert June 09, 2003
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