travman's definitions

peanut butter schpaloozy

the art of saving a chair or sitting place, once you leave that spot.

i got up from my chair and called peanut butter schpaloozy, thus saving my chair for future use.

by travman April 26, 2004

sense

What most women need beaten into them.

She needs some sense beaten into her.

by Travman December 10, 2002

Conan

The greatest late-night talk show host ever.

I watch Conan every night.

by Travman December 3, 2002

stank ass hoe

A dirty, disease-ridden slut.

Sandy is a stank ass hoe.

by Travman December 3, 2002

headboard

Object that is struck repeatedly by a girl's head during a fuck session.

As I did her from behind, her head kept hitting the headboard.

by Travman December 3, 2002

backseat

Area of a car where fucking occurs.

I tossed my girlfriend into the backseat of my car and ripped off her clothes.

by Travman December 3, 2002

brown trout

Piece of crap that is so big it won't flush, even after repeated flushes.

Jim left a brown trout in the toilet.

by Travman December 3, 2002