turkeyslapping

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

"That chick deserves a good turkeyslapping."

by Travman November 11, 2002

brown trout

Piece of crap that is so big it won't flush, even after repeated flushes.

Jim left a brown trout in the toilet.

by Travman December 03, 2002

Conan

The greatest late-night talk show host ever.

I watch Conan every night.

by Travman December 03, 2002

headboard

Object that is struck repeatedly by a girl's head during a fuck session.

As I did her from behind, her head kept hitting the headboard.

by Travman December 03, 2002

manjam

Cum

I shot manjam all over her face

by Travman November 11, 2002

cock and balls

The two things that a woman constantly craves

She wants my cock and balls

by Travman December 01, 2002

sense

What most women need beaten into them.

She needs some sense beaten into her.

by Travman December 10, 2002