tp217's definitions

BBL

Balls, background, and lighting. The keys to a high-quality dick pic.

In a long-distance relationship? Remember to practice BBL.

by tp217 March 26, 2020

exponentially

Though in mathematics and in formal use, "exponentially" describes something which is growing and whose rate of growth is accelerating, in casual use the word is bastardized and is simply a generic intensifier. See also: "literally."

"Dude, I am exponentially high right now."

by tp217 March 8, 2021

boofed

It refers to flatulence. I swear it does! We were 16 at the time. Please stop looking into my yearbook.

Judge, have you boofed yet?

by tp217 May 4, 2021

Literally

Not literally: figuratively.

I literally died when Jimmy told the substitute to lick his balls.

by tp217 March 8, 2021

Waterbeer

When you are at a party and you are already wasted and dehydrated, but you want to appear to be drinking beer, so you fill your beer can with water from the tap and drink it.

You don't have to keep drinking right now, just make the next one a waterbeer.

by tp217 March 11, 2023

punchy

Suffering from dementia pugilistica.

I ain't punchy, I just got what they call a relaxed brain.

by tp217 November 26, 2021

Schticky

(When used to describe a comedian or comic performance) Formulaic, repetitive, sticking to the same material or style of performance.

I watched a few episodes but got bored after a while. The show just got too schticky.

by tp217 March 23, 2022