towel401's definitions

MySuckle

Phonetic spelling of MySQL, the database server. Unlike other variants such as MySequel, MySuckle is both good and bad at the same time. It could be suckle as in honeysuckle, but it could also be bad - as in it sucks.

The MySuckle server went down again last night and I couldnt get into this site.

by towel401 July 31, 2006

fuckies

Like fuck but not as severe. You wouldnt call someone a fuckies, it wouldnt sound right. And its not really an activity either.

"oh fuckies i forgot my mobile"

by towel401 January 11, 2004

drm worshipper

Any person who supports, does not have a problem with drm this includes pushing for new laws to mandate drm on products or supporting drm in any way. Anyone who buys protected content when there is an unprotected alternative available is also a drm worshipper.

Orrin asshatch, the european union, george w bush, fritz hollings, bill gates.

I caught sam downloading from iTunes, gawd shes such a drm worshipper

by towel401 August 5, 2004

death row

Where they make criminals sit and wait for about 30 years knowing that eventually someone will come in and hand them "how would you like to be killed, chose from 4 painless methods" brochure and that they will eventually be systematically killed in a dressed up ceremony.

I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy.

by towel401 October 4, 2004

idk

Word commonly used by teenyboppers in IM conversations even though they have no clue what it means.

Some guy: Hey, whats your phone number?
Teenybopper: idk
Some guy: What the fuck is an idk???
Teenybopper: I dont know
Some guy: If you dont know what it means then why the hell did you say it??
Teenybopper: Uhh.... (Teenybopper has signed off at 14:42)

by towel401 September 23, 2004

cess

The stuff that manifests itself in a cesspool. Mainly shit, piss, toilet paper and water

There was a leak in the sewage pipe and the cess went everywhere

by towel401 May 4, 2007

DMCA

Piece of toilet paper excuse for a law that makes it illegal to tamper with your own goods. Also provisions for internet censorship.

Pure evil

Hey I just made my DVD player region free.. I know its illegal under the DMCA but who cares, I dont live in a country where they make such stupid laws

Hey I dont like what it says on this website, Ill claim the stuff on it is my intellectual property and have the site shut down

by towel401 September 14, 2004