corporate welfare

A right wing government's blatent way of squandering hard earned tax payer's money by freely giving it to the big corporations they worship so much
Usually we would do this by hiring diggers at ridiculous prices from plant hire firms to fix up the roads, but since all the roads are fixed now and we have no excuse to give the plant hire firm more money we will just put it into corporate welfare
by towel401 September 18, 2004
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amsterdam

tiny village in holland where all the 15-30 year old british lagerlouts that smoke weed and fuck whores hang about.

Because its such a small town all the evil weed smokers and other scum hang about in the same place as the ordinary, decent people who just want to go shopping. This scum goes around stealing cameras and stuff and then sells it to feed their weed smoking and whore fucking addictions.
I went to Amsterdamn and some fucktard stole my brand new Nikon E2200 there. I dont think I'll be going there again any time soon.
by towel401 September 14, 2004
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RIAA

Retarded idiots and assholes

these are the fucktards who push DRM and randomly go around sueing people for downloading music. So far they have sued 2 teenage girls, 3 grandmothers and 1 dead person. I hope they will sue a dimplomat w\ diplomatic immunity next.
"DRM is great"
"Downloading is stealing"
"When you pirate mp3's you are downloading communism"
by towel401 February 17, 2005
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George Dubya Douche

President of "Yankee land" who likes to kill people & give money to rich people
George Dubya Douche is living up to his name and is bombing another country with his nucular weapons of mass disruption - all in the interest of the economy.. And God??
by towel401 February 17, 2005
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death row

Where they make criminals sit and wait for about 30 years knowing that eventually someone will come in and hand them "how would you like to be killed, chose from 4 painless methods" brochure and that they will eventually be systematically killed in a dressed up ceremony.
I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy.
by towel401 October 04, 2004
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corporate whore

Person who thinks that large corporations are the best thing since sliced pan

A corporate whore has the following characteristics

>> Works excessive overtime without getting paid extra

>> Beleives that all or most advertising from big corporations is true

>> Actually buys all their cd's, movies, software

>> Is extremely honest when dealing with big companies, eg: when the ATM machine hands out 20 instead of 10 they bring it back because they think the banking industry will suffer if they dont.

>> Refuses to use P2P, linux or any other open source software, only buys music from major labels

>> Easily fooled into buying things from info mercials, diet pills and outrageously prices beauty products that havnt even been proven to work

>> Support their company in every way they can, attend their bosses dinners in hope of getting a promotion even though they are only a measily sales assistant who the boss is ashamed to have at his dinner table and only lets them in because he said everyone is welcome.

>> Is obsessed about the economy even though they dont own any shares.

>> Is obsessed with pop culture, celebrity gossip and does not realise its all bullshit

>> Wears only "fashionable" clothes bought on the high street.

>> Drinks stuff like diet coke and other "light" food and drink because they think it keeps them in shape and dont realise their actually consuming poison like aspartame and a whole list of E's.
Vicki works 80 hours a week at a 40 hour job and has an obsession with buying chick flicks
by towel401 September 18, 2004
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Watsuppies

A variant of "Whats up" often used by teenage girls.

May also be spelled "Whatsuppies" and "Whatsuppiez"
Heyy watsuppies?
by towel401 January 11, 2004
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