towel401's definitions
A right wing government's blatent way of squandering hard earned tax payer's money by freely giving it to the big corporations they worship so much
Usually we would do this by hiring diggers at ridiculous prices from plant hire firms to fix up the roads, but since all the roads are fixed now and we have no excuse to give the plant hire firm more money we will just put it into corporate welfare
by towel401 September 18, 2004
Get the corporate welfaremug. tiny village in holland where all the 15-30 year old british lagerlouts that smoke weed and fuck whores hang about.
Because its such a small town all the evil weed smokers and other scum hang about in the same place as the ordinary, decent people who just want to go shopping. This scum goes around stealing cameras and stuff and then sells it to feed their weed smoking and whore fucking addictions.
Because its such a small town all the evil weed smokers and other scum hang about in the same place as the ordinary, decent people who just want to go shopping. This scum goes around stealing cameras and stuff and then sells it to feed their weed smoking and whore fucking addictions.
I went to Amsterdamn and some fucktard stole my brand new Nikon E2200 there. I dont think I'll be going there again any time soon.
by towel401 September 14, 2004
Get the amsterdammug. Retarded idiots and assholes
these are the fucktards who push DRM and randomly go around sueing people for downloading music. So far they have sued 2 teenage girls, 3 grandmothers and 1 dead person. I hope they will sue a dimplomat w\ diplomatic immunity next.
these are the fucktards who push DRM and randomly go around sueing people for downloading music. So far they have sued 2 teenage girls, 3 grandmothers and 1 dead person. I hope they will sue a dimplomat w\ diplomatic immunity next.
by towel401 February 17, 2005
Get the RIAAmug. A euphemism for "putting people to sleep" which is a euphemism for "putting people down" which is a euphemism for "killing people"
A patethic attempt by the american government to "dress up" execution to make it seem like something good and humane. They think that if they make a bit of a ceremony out of killing people its okay to do it. Really just a big power trip for governers to make them feel they are great. Also greatly pushed by conservative bastards whose main worry is its cost-effectiveness that it wont take too much money away from corporate welfare.
Supposedly provides "peace of mind" to the family of the condemned's victims. If the governor happens to be a good man and clears death row the families go crying on the Oprah show about how hurt they were that they spared his life.
Anyone who is even the slightest bit dissapointed that ANYONE was spared of their life is the spawn of satan, and the fuckheads who can stare at a camera and hold their wives hand and say with a cold voice "We have decided that the best solution for this man is lethal injection" are cold evil bastards.
If the condemned doesnt fall asleep when they inject him he lays there awake with the power of his muscles gently slipping away making him unable to breathe and slowly suffocate. How about we give those lethal injection pushers a little taste of their own medicine and after 5 minutes give them the antidote and then ask them how they like it?
A patethic attempt by the american government to "dress up" execution to make it seem like something good and humane. They think that if they make a bit of a ceremony out of killing people its okay to do it. Really just a big power trip for governers to make them feel they are great. Also greatly pushed by conservative bastards whose main worry is its cost-effectiveness that it wont take too much money away from corporate welfare.
Supposedly provides "peace of mind" to the family of the condemned's victims. If the governor happens to be a good man and clears death row the families go crying on the Oprah show about how hurt they were that they spared his life.
Anyone who is even the slightest bit dissapointed that ANYONE was spared of their life is the spawn of satan, and the fuckheads who can stare at a camera and hold their wives hand and say with a cold voice "We have decided that the best solution for this man is lethal injection" are cold evil bastards.
If the condemned doesnt fall asleep when they inject him he lays there awake with the power of his muscles gently slipping away making him unable to breathe and slowly suffocate. How about we give those lethal injection pushers a little taste of their own medicine and after 5 minutes give them the antidote and then ask them how they like it?
Good morning Sir, how would you like to die today? Lethal injection?? *big smile* heres a brochure of how its done, I promise it wont hurt.
Governor: Hey, look at me, I had fifty people put to sleep this year, wow I really do kick ass.
Ireland is a great country, this shit is banned by the constitution.
Governor: Hey, look at me, I had fifty people put to sleep this year, wow I really do kick ass.
Ireland is a great country, this shit is banned by the constitution.
by towel401 October 4, 2004
Get the lethal injectionmug. Yet another patethic attempt at making the death penalty seem more appealing which was no doubt inspired by the Nazi gas chambers used in the concentration camps in World War II.
How about we give those gas chamber supporters a little puff of hydrogen cyanide and see how much they like it.
How about we give those gas chamber supporters a little puff of hydrogen cyanide and see how much they like it.
The guard tells the condemned to take a deep breath before they release the gas which he is supposed to hold as long as he can knowing that the next breath he takes is hydrogen cyanide which will slowly make him gasp and spasm uncontrollably for a few minutes while the prosecution sits there and watches with a smile on their face thinking "wow, what a great victory, this will really boost my courier"
by towel401 October 4, 2004
Get the gas chambermug. The kind of all singing-all dancing guy who appears to be loving, caring and seems to be nothing but perfect, ends up stealing your girlfriend just so he could fuck her. They stay together for how ever long sunshine-boy can stay perfect. Which isnt usually very long.
Some guy: What happend to your girlfriend, Katy?
Other guy: Oh, she ran off with some sunshine boy from Kansas named Rupert.
Other guy: Oh, she ran off with some sunshine boy from Kansas named Rupert.
by towel401 October 4, 2004
Get the sunshine-boymug. Some guy: Hey, whats your phone number?
Teenybopper: idk
Some guy: What the fuck is an idk???
Teenybopper: I dont know
Some guy: If you dont know what it means then why the hell did you say it??
Teenybopper: Uhh.... (Teenybopper has signed off at 14:42)
Teenybopper: idk
Some guy: What the fuck is an idk???
Teenybopper: I dont know
Some guy: If you dont know what it means then why the hell did you say it??
Teenybopper: Uhh.... (Teenybopper has signed off at 14:42)
by towel401 September 23, 2004
Get the idkmug.