towel401's definitions

RIAA

Retarded idiots and assholes

these are the fucktards who push DRM and randomly go around sueing people for downloading music. So far they have sued 2 teenage girls, 3 grandmothers and 1 dead person. I hope they will sue a dimplomat w\ diplomatic immunity next.

"DRM is great"
"Downloading is stealing"
"When you pirate mp3's you are downloading communism"

by towel401 February 17, 2005

lollercherries

like lol or lollerberries

if you want to say lol but lol sounds to boring... say lollercherries! w00t

Also type of cherry nobody has ever heard of.

*eats a lollercherry*
lollerberries @ j00

by towel401 January 12, 2004

idk

Word commonly used by teenyboppers in IM conversations even though they have no clue what it means.

Some guy: Hey, whats your phone number?
Teenybopper: idk
Some guy: What the fuck is an idk???
Teenybopper: I dont know
Some guy: If you dont know what it means then why the hell did you say it??
Teenybopper: Uhh.... (Teenybopper has signed off at 14:42)

by towel401 September 23, 2004

drm worshipper

Any person who supports, does not have a problem with drm this includes pushing for new laws to mandate drm on products or supporting drm in any way. Anyone who buys protected content when there is an unprotected alternative available is also a drm worshipper.

Orrin asshatch, the european union, george w bush, fritz hollings, bill gates.

I caught sam downloading from iTunes, gawd shes such a drm worshipper

by towel401 August 5, 2004

cess

The stuff that manifests itself in a cesspool. Mainly shit, piss, toilet paper and water

There was a leak in the sewage pipe and the cess went everywhere

by towel401 May 4, 2007

corporate welfare

A right wing government's blatent way of squandering hard earned tax payer's money by freely giving it to the big corporations they worship so much

Usually we would do this by hiring diggers at ridiculous prices from plant hire firms to fix up the roads, but since all the roads are fixed now and we have no excuse to give the plant hire firm more money we will just put it into corporate welfare

by towel401 September 18, 2004

drm

Something that all electronic manufacturers like to put on their products nowadays so they will "do their little bit for the industry"

The DRM feature is actually no use to you but people still buy it because all the companies get together and say "we will put DRM on all the products we can from now on"

A little pesky feature that only helps out the content industry but not the person owning it.
Normally you can do what you like with any product you buy, unless it has DRM in which case it will do what the content industry wants it to do as opposed to the person who owns it.

You go into a shop, pay £400 for a brand new iProd to find out that it doesnt do what you want it to do (copy songs??) even though your the one who paid £400 for it. Instead it helps out the recording industry and guess how much they paid for your iPod?? NOTHING! It isnt theirs, but the DRM "helps them out" anyway

by towel401 August 5, 2004