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Acronym for Sex, Age, Location, and Pic. Commonly used as a question in internet chatrooms, since more and more people on the internet have pics making "ASL?" or "A/S/L?" outmoded.
by TJ March 12, 2005
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By inference any product in continued deployment despite being completely inadequate for the job, and having no prospect of ever having a continuous uptime that could be measured in minutes.
By inference any product in continued deployment despite being completely inadequate for the job, and having no prospect of ever having a continuous uptime that could be measured in minutes.
SOLS is up! No wait.
by TJ February 25, 2005
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-Robert Flynn does an fu**ing great job with this hard hitting song!!
-Robert Flynn does an fu**ing great job with this hard hitting song!!
by TJ February 10, 2005
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Get the pussy-whipped mug.A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.
by TJ January 30, 2005
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by tj January 28, 2005
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