The Sultan of Maguindanao, Datu Amir Baraguir, was gunned down and killed by three gunmen that had committed sultanicide in 2006.
It's believed the motives behind the killing was that the Sultan of Maguindanao ran a radio program that promoted unity and peace among Muslims and Christians. The Sultan was desribed as a moderate muslim.
It's believed the motives behind the killing was that the Sultan of Maguindanao ran a radio program that promoted unity and peace among Muslims and Christians. The Sultan was desribed as a moderate muslim.
by The Moody Poet January 21, 2007
A prostitute who can't stop farting!
A slut with a bad case of the farts!
Someone who loves the smell of farts!
A fart pie!
To dress up a fart!
A derogatory name or rude name to call someone.
A slut with a bad case of the farts!
Someone who loves the smell of farts!
A fart pie!
To dress up a fart!
A derogatory name or rude name to call someone.
"Simone came over and the bitch couldn't stop farting and laughing!"
"She's a total fuck'n fart tart!"
"If that little fart tart think's she can shit all over me like that, she has another thing com'in to her!"
CINDY-LOU: Mike tried to dress up one of his farts!
CAMMY: (Shocked) Again?
CINDY-LOU: (Licking her lips) Uhuh...
CAMMY: (Chewing gum) What this time?
CINDY-LOU: After he farted his fucking guts out, he tried to tell me he had farted out Hilton's Restaurant Food but I dam well know a McDonalds fart when I smell one!
CAMMY: (Spits out gum) What a piece of fuck'in filth!
CINDY-LOU: Uhuh total Fart Tart!
"She's a total fuck'n fart tart!"
"If that little fart tart think's she can shit all over me like that, she has another thing com'in to her!"
CINDY-LOU: Mike tried to dress up one of his farts!
CAMMY: (Shocked) Again?
CINDY-LOU: (Licking her lips) Uhuh...
CAMMY: (Chewing gum) What this time?
CINDY-LOU: After he farted his fucking guts out, he tried to tell me he had farted out Hilton's Restaurant Food but I dam well know a McDonalds fart when I smell one!
CAMMY: (Spits out gum) What a piece of fuck'in filth!
CINDY-LOU: Uhuh total Fart Tart!
by The Moody Poet January 07, 2007
Jade is an ornamental stone (gem) that is said to have mysterious energies in China. Jade is called Yu in Chinese and is collected and valued by many for its antique value. The greener the Jade the more valuable it is.
Jade is a name applied to two different rocks that are made up of different silicate minerals (Nephrite & Jadeitite).
Jade in New Zealand is known as pounamu in the Mâori language, and is used as a faith symbol worn around the neck. Jade is used for many things world wide, from jewelry, faith symbols, weaponry etc
Jade is also known as a plant (Crassula ovata, Crassula portulacea) of friendship that originated in South Africa. Jade is a sort after plant in many countries, and is sometimes seen as having hidden money powers with one species of jade plant.
Jade is also an erotic film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her high heel into guy’s arseholes. By day she is a respected wife who hates sex, and just lies there while being pumped. And by night she turns into a bondage mistress who can't get enough sex, and gets into more kink than a stray cat! Great Movie!!!
Jade is a name applied to two different rocks that are made up of different silicate minerals (Nephrite & Jadeitite).
Jade in New Zealand is known as pounamu in the Mâori language, and is used as a faith symbol worn around the neck. Jade is used for many things world wide, from jewelry, faith symbols, weaponry etc
Jade is also known as a plant (Crassula ovata, Crassula portulacea) of friendship that originated in South Africa. Jade is a sort after plant in many countries, and is sometimes seen as having hidden money powers with one species of jade plant.
Jade is also an erotic film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her high heel into guy’s arseholes. By day she is a respected wife who hates sex, and just lies there while being pumped. And by night she turns into a bondage mistress who can't get enough sex, and gets into more kink than a stray cat! Great Movie!!!
"That is a lovely piece of Jade, how much?"
"What the stone or my wife?"
"Whatevers the cheapest?"
"Hrmm... that would be my wife."
Split personality dilemma...
JADE: I swear David I wasn't involved in those bondage murders.
DAVID CORELLI: To whom am I talking to?
"What the stone or my wife?"
"Whatevers the cheapest?"
"Hrmm... that would be my wife."
Split personality dilemma...
JADE: I swear David I wasn't involved in those bondage murders.
DAVID CORELLI: To whom am I talking to?
by The Moody Poet November 07, 2006
A woman who drank everyone under the table in Hollywood! Liza could of probably drunk half of Russia under the table with the way she guzzled her booze.
Liza is a bit like her mum Judy Garland, minus the hanging out of Hotel windows threatening to commit suicide.
Liza popped pills like tic-tac's but gave great performances again and again and again!!!
Liza daughter of Judy Garland and film director Vince Minenelli has won an Academy Award, The Tony, The Emmy and The Grammy!!! And that's something pretty special to pull off!
Liza married about four guys, none of them lasted of course, and she never had any kids. O.K her first husband was gay, Peter Allen who died of an AIDS related illness, but apart from that whether it was the exhausting routines, the drugs, the booze, the nights smashed off her face laying in back alley's, she was never able to have any natural children of her own.
Liza is a bit like her mum Judy Garland, minus the hanging out of Hotel windows threatening to commit suicide.
Liza popped pills like tic-tac's but gave great performances again and again and again!!!
Liza daughter of Judy Garland and film director Vince Minenelli has won an Academy Award, The Tony, The Emmy and The Grammy!!! And that's something pretty special to pull off!
Liza married about four guys, none of them lasted of course, and she never had any kids. O.K her first husband was gay, Peter Allen who died of an AIDS related illness, but apart from that whether it was the exhausting routines, the drugs, the booze, the nights smashed off her face laying in back alley's, she was never able to have any natural children of her own.
"I think that's Liza Minnelli's head smacking against the theatre exit door?" "Somebody go out and give the poor bitch some uppers, she's on in 5 minutes!"
"Wow!" "That was a great performance!" "Yes, and she wasn't even liquered up!"
"Wow!" "That was a great performance!" "Yes, and she wasn't even liquered up!"
by The Moody Poet August 24, 2006
by The Moody Poet June 30, 2007
Queen Elizabeth I was forced to commit regicide in executing Mary Queen of Scots, but ultimately had no choice since Mary Queen of Scots was continuously plotting acts of failed regicide against her cousin Queen Elizabeth I.
by The Moody Poet January 21, 2007
A cutter is someone whose heart has been broken.
Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.
Maddy was a wanna be cutter cos she thought it was the emo way.
by The Moody Poet October 30, 2006