telephony's definitions

urnal

How some younger children might pronounce the word urinal because they can't yet say the, "yer" sound.

{1st grader Daniel}: Teacher, I have to go urnate in the urnal!
I need to go RIGHT NOW before I pee my pants!!!

by Telephony June 19, 2014

pizzle

Simply put, urine (piddle, potty, pee, micturition, whiz, poddy, wee-wee, etc.)

That urinal is unflushed; it's full of dark yellow pizzle!

by Telephony December 24, 2018

bugicide

Insecticide -- usually in an aerosol bomb (spray can) such as Raid or Black Flag.

Mark, be a dear and fetch me the bugicide please! There's a fucking cockroach in the douchewasher again!!!

by Telephony July 26, 2015

synthetic pan flute

The sound of a pan flute being played, but generated solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.

No real pan flutes are folded, spindled, or mutilated when synthetic pan flutes are employed.

Hey Dan, you've got to download the Commodore Amiga demo, "Hardwired" by the Amiga demo groups Crionics and the Silents! Its zax has a synthetic pan flute you've just GOT to hear!!!

by Telephony January 7, 2017

Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.

Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten Pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪

by Telephony September 30, 2014

Faggot Cat

A parody of the song, "Robot Cat" by Logan Whitehurst

On Channel 27 at a quarter to three,

I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,

so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way

I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away

Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say

There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws

It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,

but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears

Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?

I saw a faggot cat looking right at me

Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices

It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar

Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium

Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,

'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power

When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat

by Telephony May 29, 2016

Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks

This is simply the year 2014; when viewed from above, the, "4" looks like some broken sticks.

From a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters:

New Year's Day (0-01-14) {or "2014 01 Jan.", or even "Jan. 01, Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today: it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be?

by Telephony December 30, 2013