Definitions by telephony

tolietroom 

Many people call a or a bath a bathroom even though it only contains a toliet and a lavatory -- but there's no shower or bathtub, hence you cannot bathe in it so why do they call it a BATHroom?!?

Lindsey, hold on a moment before we go; I need to use the tolietroom first!!

tolietroom by Telephony August 10, 2014

carperpetuation 

The act of, when vaccuming, running over a piece of lint or string eight or nine times with the vacuum cleaner, picking it up, examining it, then throwing it back down to give the vacuum one last chance.
Repeat as frequently as necessary.

Linda!
You're doing carperpetuation again!
Just take that fucking piece of string over to the wastepaperbasket or flush it away in the shitbowl instead of pissing away the whole goddamn day trying to vaccum it up!

carperpetuation by Telephony August 6, 2014

bungknocker 

A generic insulting noun, coined by Butt-Head of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head who also gave us words like, "fartknocker", "buttknocker", "Cornholio", "TP", "bunghole" (the asshole, not a hole in a keg), etc

{Beavis}: What was that, Butt-Head?
{Butt-Head}: Oh just some bungknocker on TV, twirling these big dumb sticks, lighting them, twirling them again, and like setting himself on fire or something.

bungknocker by Telephony August 6, 2014

neighbourino 

(n.) pronounced, "\nā-bər'ē-nō\"
This is how one can say the word, "neighbour"; Ned Flanders on the US TV program, "The Simpsons" usually says it when addressing a neighbour.

Hi-dee-ho neighbourino!

neighbourino by Telephony August 2, 2014

Shark Tank 

A television program on US network ABC, where hopeful entrepreneurs pitch their idea to five investors and see if any of them take the bate.

Hey Mary, it's Friday! Shark Tank is on tonight!

Shark Tank by Telephony August 2, 2014

meat AND fish

Somebody who is bisexual is said to like both meat (cock ) AND fish (pussy).

Hey Jake! Didjya a hear that Josh likes both meat AND fish?

meat AND fish by Telephony August 2, 2014

boobal area 

On a female cat, the boobal area is located on the kitty's underside (belly) between approx. midpoint to a couple of inches forward of her urethra (where she passes micturition).

Come here Nikki, let's rub your boobal area and nippular area too!

boobal area by Telephony July 30, 2014