surfdog's definitions

Tits-in-a-Barrel

A term often uses as an adjective, to describe something extremely cool. When used in context, exudes the euphoric feeling of actually finding a barrel full of tits.

Tits-in-a-Barrel...that is the most amazing yellow Corvette she is driving!

by surfdog March 10, 2009

Soapy Sack

A cheesdick, asshole, douche-bag or just your standard everyday prick. Someone you think about while you are soaping your pills in the shower.

Hey soapy sack, you think you want to stop hitting on my buddy's wife?

by surfdog March 10, 2009

play in the mud

Having sexual relations with a black person.

Leroy tried to hit on me at the bar...but I told him I don't play in the mud.

by surfdog May 28, 2016

nipplestiltskin

A very talented male who can twist a woman's nipple and immediately make her cum (straw-into-gold).

What do you mean she's not interested in me? Dude once she finds out I'm nipplestiltskin, I have got her in the palm of my hand.

by surfdog May 28, 2016

baltimore bouncing betty

The act of placing thugs, criminals or drug dealers in the back of a Baltimore police van with no seatbelt, drive extremely erratic, and hope for a spinal cord injury.

Yo PoPo gave Alashawndre a Baltimore bouncing betty...and now he in the hospital.

by surfdog May 28, 2016

mexican crockpot

Toilet inside a port-a-potty (Mexican space shuttle).

Alejandro is on the Mexican crockpot.

by surfdog May 28, 2016

california

A euphemism for Mexico. There is absolutely no difference between the 2 countries since early 2000's.

California food gives me the shits.

by surfdog May 28, 2016