hev

the hev suit in half-life
hev stands for hazardous enviroment
welcome to the hev mark 4, protective system, for use in hazardous enviroment conditions, have a very safe and productive day
by stupid gamer January 15, 2019
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winston

that butler from tomb raider that most people locked him in the freezer
he keeps following lara croft around with tea (making a lot of rattling noise) and also keeps farting and groaning
and i just dont know how lara can just stand the smell of the farts
a kid: OH SHIT ITS THAT CREEPY GUY AGAIN!
*locks the winston in the freezer*
a kid: now you'll never catch me!
Winston: DAMMIT WHY PEOPLE HATE ME? :(
by stupid gamer January 15, 2019
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monkey

a primate, an animal

they do have a tail
not to be confused with ape, which most people call apes of monkeys or vice-versa
example 1: monkeys are such peculiar animals

example 2: curious george isn't a monkey, he is an ape

example 3: he's not a monkey, he's an ape!

example 4: what is the name of aladdin's monkey again? oh nevermind
by stupid gamer January 15, 2019
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mesa

it means table in portuguese
proof? use google translate and translate from portuguese to english then type in mesa and see the results
if google translates it as butterbread cake sprinkles creamberry salad then its not my fault, blame google
the black mesa research facility isn't a black table
by stupid gamer January 15, 2019
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barney

a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife
a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney
by stupid gamer January 15, 2019
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caesar

son will know who was his father and what caesar did for us
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water

a liquid essential for the human body to survive
seriously if you don't know what water is, you need to get off the internet, the computer, the phone, the tv and the eletronics for a while
and dont forget to drink water

but in city 17, you don't drink the water because they put something in it to make you forget
by stupid gamer January 15, 2019
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