stupid gamer's definitions
a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3
interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
Get the gabemug. an ape from planet of the apes
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
Get the caesarmug. a primate, an animal
they do have a tail
not to be confused with ape, which most people call apes of monkeys or vice-versa
they do have a tail
not to be confused with ape, which most people call apes of monkeys or vice-versa
example 1: monkeys are such peculiar animals
example 2: curious george isn't a monkey, he is an ape
example 3: he's not a monkey, he's an ape!
example 4: what is the name of aladdin's monkey again? oh nevermind
example 2: curious george isn't a monkey, he is an ape
example 3: he's not a monkey, he's an ape!
example 4: what is the name of aladdin's monkey again? oh nevermind
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
Get the monkeymug. a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife
a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
Get the barneymug. it means table in portuguese
proof? use google translate and translate from portuguese to english then type in mesa and see the results
if google translates it as butterbread cake sprinkles creamberry salad then its not my fault, blame google
proof? use google translate and translate from portuguese to english then type in mesa and see the results
if google translates it as butterbread cake sprinkles creamberry salad then its not my fault, blame google
the black mesa research facility isn't a black table
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
Get the mesamug. seriously if you don't know what water is, you need to get off the internet, the computer, the phone, the tv and the eletronics for a while
and dont forget to drink water
but in city 17, you don't drink the water because they put something in it to make you forget
and dont forget to drink water
but in city 17, you don't drink the water because they put something in it to make you forget
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
Get the watermug. what? what is this? what does this means? - gabe newell
a number gabe newell apparently doesn't likes
reasons are unknown
a number gabe newell apparently doesn't likes
reasons are unknown
valve never made a third game of their franchises
its as if they dont know what a three is
we got half-life 1 and 2 but not half-life 3
we got portal 1 and 2 but not portal 3
we got left 4 dead 1 and 2 but not left 4 dead 3
we got dota 1 and 2 but not dota 3
we dont have counter strike 3
we dont have team fortress 3
we definitely won't have an artifact 3
and we dont have day of defeat 3
its as if they dont know what a three is
we got half-life 1 and 2 but not half-life 3
we got portal 1 and 2 but not portal 3
we got left 4 dead 1 and 2 but not left 4 dead 3
we got dota 1 and 2 but not dota 3
we dont have counter strike 3
we dont have team fortress 3
we definitely won't have an artifact 3
and we dont have day of defeat 3
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
Get the threemug.