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winston

that butler from tomb raider that most people locked him in the freezer
he keeps following lara croft around with tea (making a lot of rattling noise) and also keeps farting and groaning
and i just dont know how lara can just stand the smell of the farts
a kid: OH SHIT ITS THAT CREEPY GUY AGAIN!
*locks the winston in the freezer*
a kid: now you'll never catch me!
Winston: DAMMIT WHY PEOPLE HATE ME? :(
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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barney

a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife
a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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mesa

it means table in portuguese
proof? use google translate and translate from portuguese to english then type in mesa and see the results
if google translates it as butterbread cake sprinkles creamberry salad then its not my fault, blame google
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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gabe

a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3
interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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three

what? what is this? what does this means? - gabe newell
a number gabe newell apparently doesn't likes
reasons are unknown
valve never made a third game of their franchises
its as if they dont know what a three is
we got half-life 1 and 2 but not half-life 3
we got portal 1 and 2 but not portal 3
we got left 4 dead 1 and 2 but not left 4 dead 3
we got dota 1 and 2 but not dota 3
we dont have counter strike 3
we dont have team fortress 3
we definitely won't have an artifact 3
and we dont have day of defeat 3
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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caesar

son will know who was his father and what caesar did for us
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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ape

a primate, member of the hominidae taxonomic family, great apes
they do not have tails
not to be confused with monkey
examples of apes: chimpanzees, orangutans, bonobos, gorillas
traveller 1: this forest is simply beautiful, i am enchanted
traveller 2: well you better be damn careful, i saw some wild apes swinging in the trees

ape not kill ape
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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