stuartc1's definitions

loonitarian

A crazy new wing of the Republican Party created by Steve Bannon now led by Donald Trump

Me: Why would the president insult the wife of a fallen American soldier?
Her: Its part of the Loonitarian party doctrine

by stuartc1 October 27, 2017

Blackdicapped

When society at large handicaps your options because you’re black.

Him: I thought George was going to work at that investment bank.

Her: He got Blackdicapped by Human Resources.

by stuartc1 June 10, 2020

Covella

DJs streaming concerts during COVID lockdown on Facebook

Her: Wanna get a Zoom conference going with everyone from work?
Him: No, I’m watching Covella on FB

by stuartc1 April 20, 2020

katrumposcope

A device you look through which constantly changes the political landscape

Guy: Wait, Trump said he's a friend of the environmentalists, now he wants to build a pipeline and is shutting down climate Tweets from government scientists. WTF?
Girl: It's just another spin of the Katrumposcope

by stuartc1 January 26, 2017

Don’t dick on me

Do not disrespect my shit

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me

by stuartc1 July 25, 2021

Cohendeal

When you break the law for your boss and you think he’ll protect you but instead he fucks you like a goat.

Donnie: I see Alan Weiselberg got arrested, think Trump will save him?
Eric: Yeah, right, he’s getting a Cohendeal

by stuartc1 July 1, 2021

Tulsaturnout

When you plan a big party but no ones comes.

Him: How was the Trump Rally in Jokelahoma?
Her: Total Tulsaturnout, couldn’t even sell my MAGA hats.

by stuartc1 June 20, 2020