42 definitions by stuartc1
by stuartc1 January 11, 2017
A subset of the Dunning-Kruger Effect which causes stupid people to deny medical science and potentially harm themselves and others during the COVID pandemic.
Him: Did you see the owner of that store in Alabama is denying entry to people wearing COVID masks?
Her: She’s suffering from the Dunning-Krovid Effect.
Her: She’s suffering from the Dunning-Krovid Effect.
by stuartc1 May 23, 2020
Him: How was the Trump Rally in Jokelahoma?
Her: Total Tulsaturnout, couldn’t even sell my MAGA hats.
Her: Total Tulsaturnout, couldn’t even sell my MAGA hats.
by stuartc1 June 21, 2020
After much Congressional research into finding the Deep State it was determined that America really has a Dope State
Him: What is the deal with The Memo, The Wall, The Mueller Investigation, and all the other stupid stuff The Trump keeps talking about?
Her: It's just the Dope State in operation.
Her: It's just the Dope State in operation.
by stuartc1 February 5, 2018
When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.
by stuartc1 December 5, 2021
An epic morning fart
Me: What the hell?
Him: Yeah, she lets go with a sheet lifting jammie ghost every morning when she wakes up
Him: Yeah, she lets go with a sheet lifting jammie ghost every morning when she wakes up
by stuartc1 October 27, 2017
A guanaco (wah-NAH-co) is a lama-like animal that lives in southern Chile. A pissed off male will attack another male by biting its testicles. Being guanacoed is getting your balls chewed off.
by stuartc1 February 13, 2020