katrumposcope

A device you look through which constantly changes the political landscape
Guy: Wait, Trump said he's a friend of the environmentalists, now he wants to build a pipeline and is shutting down climate Tweets from government scientists. WTF?
Girl: It's just another spin of the Katrumposcope
by stuartc1 January 26, 2017
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pretrumpian

The age before Donald Trump when the earth had a habitable environment and a free press
Me: What is a polar ice cap?
Him: In Pretrumpian times, before the EPA was abolished we had frozen areas on the north and south poles which helped cool the planet
by stuartc1 February 17, 2017
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Getting Hoped

When you have that one friend who comments on every FB or Instagram post about having been there or done that already.
Her: Wow, that pic of you in the secret toilet of the Taj Mahal is awesome.

Him: Yeah but I’m Getting Hoped, she says she was there 10 years ago.
by stuartc1 June 17, 2020
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bleachedlung

When you watch COVID briefings and the Prez says maybe you should test disinfecting the lungs.
Him: Did you see the ambulance at Bob’s house?
Her: Yeah, he’s got bleachedlung from eating Tide Pods after watching the Prez.
by stuartc1 April 24, 2020
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Get The Shot

Originally a great line from Pulp Fiction when Mia OD's on Vince's smack, now a rallying cry for the Center for Disease Control.
You really want to save humanity? Get the shot!
by stuartc1 January 13, 2022
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Trumponoscopy

When Donald Trump sticks his head up his own ass to come up with a new Executive Order
Me: We're banning people from Muslim countries? Why?
Him: The President just preformed a Trumponoscopy on himself
by stuartc1 January 30, 2017
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Cancruz

When you abandon your responsibilities.
Fuck this snow, I’m going to cancruz and go to Mexico.
by stuartc1 February 19, 2021
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