Definitions by stuartc1

morontration 

A congregation of morons

Him: Who are all those people protesting the state lockdown?
Her: That’s a morontration

morontration by stuartc1 April 18, 2020

Tequarantine 

When you go on a self imposed quarantine with several bottles of tequila

Me: Where’s Jane? She hasn’t been at work all week.
Her: She got a virus in Mexico and is at home on a Tequarantine

Tequarantine by stuartc1 March 12, 2020

Guanacoed 

A guanaco (wah-NAH-co) is a lama-like animal that lives in southern Chile. A pissed off male will attack another male by biting its testicles. Being guanacoed is getting your balls chewed off.

Me: Whoa, I’m in big trouble when the boss finds out.
Her: You’re gonna get guanacoed, dude.

Guanacoed by stuartc1 February 13, 2020

self-bussed

throwing yourself under a the bus

Him: Did you see Pompeo on FOX this morning? WTF was he doing?
Her: He self-bussed

self-bussed by stuartc1 October 6, 2019

Scum Hero 

Someone who is typically a dirt bag but suddenly redeems his or herself

Me: Did you read Anthony Scaramucci’s new interview in Vanity Fair slamming Trump?
Her: Yeah, he’s my scum hero

Scum Hero by stuartc1 August 20, 2019

jack of all traits

A politically correct way of describing someone with multiple personality disorder

Him: WTF is up with Jill? One minute she's Marsha Brady, the next she's Brittney Spears.
Her: She's a jack of all traits.

jack of all traits by stuartc1 February 8, 2018

dope state 

After much Congressional research into finding the Deep State it was determined that America really has a Dope State

Him: What is the deal with The Memo, The Wall, The Mueller Investigation, and all the other stupid stuff The Trump keeps talking about?
Her: It's just the Dope State in operation.

dope state by stuartc1 February 5, 2018