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Cohendeal

When you break the law for your boss and you think he’ll protect you but instead he fucks you like a goat.
Donnie: I see Alan Weiselberg got arrested, think Trump will save him?
Eric: Yeah, right, he’s getting a Cohendeal
by stuartc1 July 1, 2021
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Don’t dick on me

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me
by stuartc1 July 25, 2021
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pretrumpian

The age before Donald Trump when the earth had a habitable environment and a free press
Me: What is a polar ice cap?
Him: In Pretrumpian times, before the EPA was abolished we had frozen areas on the north and south poles which helped cool the planet
by stuartc1 February 17, 2017
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Blackdicapped

When society at large handicaps your options because you’re black.
Him: I thought George was going to work at that investment bank.

Her: He got Blackdicapped by Human Resources.
by stuartc1 June 10, 2020
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loonitarian

A crazy new wing of the Republican Party created by Steve Bannon now led by Donald Trump
Me: Why would the president insult the wife of a fallen American soldier?
Her: Its part of the Loonitarian party doctrine
by stuartc1 October 27, 2017
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trumpthink

As in George Orwell's 1984 citizens are required to think only in the way Big Brother does - Trump - no matter how much it conflicts with reality
Trumpthink says building a wall will stop non-Americans from getting into the country even though most of them come here by airplanes
by stuartc1 February 8, 2017
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Covella

DJs streaming concerts during COVID lockdown on Facebook
Her: Wanna get a Zoom conference going with everyone from work?
Him: No, I’m watching Covella on FB
by stuartc1 April 20, 2020
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