stuartc1's definitions

predisastered

When something bad is going to happen and everyone knows it but the probable victims are unwilling to do anything about it.

Will: I went to Dad’s house today, he’s going to break his neck going down those stairs to his office.

Frank: Why doesn’t he move his office upstairs?
Stuart: Too late, it’s predisastered.

by stuartc1 November 30, 2020

Debase

The deplorable 35% of Americans who think Donald Trump is the man.

If anyone in Debase could read do you think Maryanne Trump’s new book would bother them?

by stuartc1 July 7, 2020

postrumpian

A time in the future after the reign of Donald Trump when the world returns to normal

Him: I don't know what to do, the president is ruining the world, it's crazy

Her: Pray for postrumpian times

by stuartc1 June 15, 2017

Cohendeal

When you break the law for your boss and you think he’ll protect you but instead he fucks you like a goat.

Donnie: I see Alan Weiselberg got arrested, think Trump will save him?
Eric: Yeah, right, he’s getting a Cohendeal

by stuartc1 July 1, 2021

Don’t dick on me

Do not disrespect my shit

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me

by stuartc1 July 25, 2021

Trawmp

When POTUS Trump drains the D.C. swamp and refills it with his cronies what's left is the Trawmp

Him: What the hell is that stench coming from the White House lawn?
Her: That's The Don's Trawmp

by stuartc1 July 26, 2017

Novax Jocksabitch

Any celebrity or celebrity sports star who believe because of their fame they can ignore a country’s entrance rules.

I can’t believe that Novax Jocksabitch is still trying to get into the country, he should just go home.

by stuartc1 January 11, 2022