Guanacoed

A guanaco (wah-NAH-co) is a lama-like animal that lives in southern Chile. A pissed off male will attack another male by biting its testicles. Being guanacoed is getting your balls chewed off.
Me: Whoa, I’m in big trouble when the boss finds out.
Her: You’re gonna get guanacoed, dude.
by stuartc1 February 13, 2020
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Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.
J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.
by stuartc1 December 05, 2021
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katrumposcope

A device you look through which constantly changes the political landscape
Guy: Wait, Trump said he's a friend of the environmentalists, now he wants to build a pipeline and is shutting down climate Tweets from government scientists. WTF?
Girl: It's just another spin of the Katrumposcope
by stuartc1 January 26, 2017
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postrumpian

A time in the future after the reign of Donald Trump when the world returns to normal
Him: I don't know what to do, the president is ruining the world, it's crazy

Her: Pray for postrumpian times
by stuartc1 June 16, 2017
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trumpthink

As in George Orwell's 1984 citizens are required to think only in the way Big Brother does - Trump - no matter how much it conflicts with reality
Trumpthink says building a wall will stop non-Americans from getting into the country even though most of them come here by airplanes
by stuartc1 February 09, 2017
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Trawmp

When POTUS Trump drains the D.C. swamp and refills it with his cronies what's left is the Trawmp
Him: What the hell is that stench coming from the White House lawn?
Her: That's The Don's Trawmp
by stuartc1 July 26, 2017
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Retox Embrace

That feeling that takes hold of you during a bender after an extended period of sobriety.
What's wrong with Joe? He looks different.

He quit drinking for three months and started back with a vengeance last week, it's just a Retox Embrace.
by stuartc1 January 08, 2014
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