Chrismission

An assignment by a spouse of other family member to acquire Christmas presents

Him: Let's find a sports bar Sunday and watch some NFL
Me: Can't, my wife has me scheduled for a Chrismission before we leave for the holidays

by stuartc1 November 10, 2017

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Retox Embrace

That feeling that takes hold of you during a bender after an extended period of sobriety.

What's wrong with Joe? He looks different.

He quit drinking for three months and started back with a vengeance last week, it's just a Retox Embrace.

by stuartc1 January 08, 2014

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catastrophised

When you’re planning a disaster and you prioritize the possible outcomes.

Will: What if dad gets Covid before his heart goes out?
Frank: It’s been catastrophised.

Stuart: Check the list.

by stuartc1 December 02, 2020

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trumpskies

Russians, like V. Putin, who like Donald J Trump

If it weren't for the Trumpskies Hillary Clinton would be president.

by stuartc1 January 11, 2017

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Dunning-Krovid Effect

A subset of the Dunning-Kruger Effect which causes stupid people to deny medical science and potentially harm themselves and others during the COVID pandemic.

Him: Did you see the owner of that store in Alabama is denying entry to people wearing COVID masks?
Her: She’s suffering from the Dunning-Krovid Effect.

by stuartc1 May 23, 2020

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