Guy: Wait, Trump said he's a friend of the environmentalists, now he wants to build a pipeline and is shutting down climate Tweets from government scientists. WTF?
Girl: It's just another spin of the Katrumposcope
Girl: It's just another spin of the Katrumposcope
by stuartc1 January 26, 2017
Me: What is a polar ice cap?
Him: In Pretrumpian times, before the EPA was abolished we had frozen areas on the north and south poles which helped cool the planet
Him: In Pretrumpian times, before the EPA was abolished we had frozen areas on the north and south poles which helped cool the planet
by stuartc1 February 17, 2017
A congregation of morons
by stuartc1 April 18, 2020
Me: Where’s Jane? She hasn’t been at work all week.
Her: She got a virus in Mexico and is at home on a Tequarantine
Her: She got a virus in Mexico and is at home on a Tequarantine
by stuartc1 March 12, 2020
Him: WTF is up with Jill? One minute she's Marsha Brady, the next she's Brittney Spears.
Her: She's a jack of all traits.
Her: She's a jack of all traits.
by stuartc1 February 08, 2018
Him: Let's find a sports bar Sunday and watch some NFL
Me: Can't, my wife has me scheduled for a Chrismission before we leave for the holidays
Me: Can't, my wife has me scheduled for a Chrismission before we leave for the holidays
by stuartc1 November 10, 2017
Common in Utah and Idaho, a sex act which consists of the male sliding his penis between his girl’s butt cheeks without penetrating her vagina or anus.
by stuartc1 October 28, 2021