Definitions by stuartc1

pretrumpian 

The age before Donald Trump when the earth had a habitable environment and a free press

Me: What is a polar ice cap?
Him: In Pretrumpian times, before the EPA was abolished we had frozen areas on the north and south poles which helped cool the planet

pretrumpian by stuartc1 February 17, 2017

trumpthink 

As in George Orwell's 1984 citizens are required to think only in the way Big Brother does - Trump - no matter how much it conflicts with reality

Trumpthink says building a wall will stop non-Americans from getting into the country even though most of them come here by airplanes

trumpthink by stuartc1 February 8, 2017

Trumponoscopy 

When Donald Trump sticks his head up his own ass to come up with a new Executive Order

Me: We're banning people from Muslim countries? Why?
Him: The President just preformed a Trumponoscopy on himself

Trumponoscopy by stuartc1 January 30, 2017

katrumposcope 

A device you look through which constantly changes the political landscape

Guy: Wait, Trump said he's a friend of the environmentalists, now he wants to build a pipeline and is shutting down climate Tweets from government scientists. WTF?
Girl: It's just another spin of the Katrumposcope

katrumposcope by stuartc1 January 26, 2017

trumpskies 

Russians, like V. Putin, who like Donald J Trump

If it weren't for the Trumpskies Hillary Clinton would be president.

trumpskies by stuartc1 January 10, 2017

Pontrumpicate 

To give your opinion on something in a loud and annoying way without bothering to have any facts

Guy 1: Barak Obama was born in Kenya!
Guy 2: Why do you always have to pontrumpicate like that?

Pontrumpicate by stuartc1 October 24, 2016

Retox Embrace 

That feeling that takes hold of you during a bender after an extended period of sobriety.

What's wrong with Joe? He looks different.

He quit drinking for three months and started back with a vengeance last week, it's just a Retox Embrace.

Retox Embrace by stuartc1 January 8, 2014