stuartc1's definitions

Thiefdom

When a group of people declare independence on a piece of land they do not own.

Him: You hear about Chaz? The new independent country inside Seattle?
Her: It’s just a Thiefdom.

by stuartc1 June 12, 2020

Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.

J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.

by stuartc1 December 5, 2021

catastrophised

When you’re planning a disaster and you prioritize the possible outcomes.

Will: What if dad gets Covid before his heart goes out?
Frank: It’s been catastrophised.

Stuart: Check the list.

by stuartc1 December 1, 2020

Don’t dick on me

Do not disrespect my shit

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me

by stuartc1 July 25, 2021

Cohendeal

When you break the law for your boss and you think he’ll protect you but instead he fucks you like a goat.

Donnie: I see Alan Weiselberg got arrested, think Trump will save him?
Eric: Yeah, right, he’s getting a Cohendeal

by stuartc1 July 1, 2021

Pontrumpicate

To give your opinion on something in a loud and annoying way without bothering to have any facts

Guy 1: Barak Obama was born in Kenya!
Guy 2: Why do you always have to pontrumpicate like that?

by stuartc1 October 24, 2016

morontration

A congregation of morons

Him: Who are all those people protesting the state lockdown?
Her: That’s a morontration

by stuartc1 April 18, 2020