Get The Shot

Originally a great line from Pulp Fiction when Mia OD's on Vince's smack, now a rallying cry for the Center for Disease Control.

You really want to save humanity? Get the shot!

by stuartc1 January 13, 2022

Don’t dick on me

Do not disrespect my shit

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me

by stuartc1 July 26, 2021

Cohendeal

When you break the law for your boss and you think he’ll protect you but instead he fucks you like a goat.

Donnie: I see Alan Weiselberg got arrested, think Trump will save him?
Eric: Yeah, right, he’s getting a Cohendeal

by stuartc1 July 01, 2021

dope state

After much Congressional research into finding the Deep State it was determined that America really has a Dope State

Him: What is the deal with The Memo, The Wall, The Mueller Investigation, and all the other stupid stuff The Trump keeps talking about?
Her: It's just the Dope State in operation.

by stuartc1 February 05, 2018

Tulsaturnout

When you plan a big party but no ones comes.

Him: How was the Trump Rally in Jokelahoma?
Her: Total Tulsaturnout, couldn’t even sell my MAGA hats.

by stuartc1 June 21, 2020

morontration

A congregation of morons

Him: Who are all those people protesting the state lockdown?
Her: That’s a morontration

by stuartc1 April 18, 2020

sheet lifting jammie ghost

An epic morning fart

Me: What the hell?

Him: Yeah, she lets go with a sheet lifting jammie ghost every morning when she wakes up

by stuartc1 October 27, 2017