Definitions by stuartc1

Cancruz 

When you abandon your responsibilities.

Fuck this snow, I’m going to cancruz and go to Mexico.

Cancruz by stuartc1 February 19, 2021

Twimper

One of two types of people who have Twitter accounts to follow Trump either because they love him or hate him.

What will all the Twimpers do now that Twitter killed Trump’s account?

Twimper by stuartc1 January 11, 2021

catastrophised 

When you’re planning a disaster and you prioritize the possible outcomes.

Will: What if dad gets Covid before his heart goes out?
Frank: It’s been catastrophised.

Stuart: Check the list.

catastrophised by stuartc1 December 1, 2020

predisastered

When something bad is going to happen and everyone knows it but the probable victims are unwilling to do anything about it.

Will: I went to Dad’s house today, he’s going to break his neck going down those stairs to his office.

Frank: Why doesn’t he move his office upstairs?
Stuart: Too late, it’s predisastered.

predisastered by stuartc1 November 30, 2020

Trovid 

A Trump supporter who gets Covid at a campaign rally.

Him: What’s wrong with Jim?
Her: Went to the Trump a rally in Wisconsin, he’s a Trovid now.

Trovid by stuartc1 October 31, 2020

Debase 

The deplorable 35% of Americans who think Donald Trump is the man.

If anyone in Debase could read do you think Maryanne Trump’s new book would bother them?

Debase by stuartc1 July 7, 2020

Tikpoprolled

When you try to put on an event for your loyal supporters but kids on Tik Tok and K-pop fans steal all the tickets.

Her: How was the Trump rally?
Him: He got Tikpoprolled, no one showed.

Tikpoprolled by stuartc1 June 21, 2020