16 definitions by stoph

brew of the loom

to pore a persons beer into a container, then use your underware as a funnel to re fill beer un knowingly.

kris gave me a jocko last night so i will give him a brew of the loom tonight with my skip mark underware.

by stoph December 6, 2003

when i was walking the mall i scoped out some nice eye candy

by stoph March 2, 2004

beer,one of the best pale al's ive ever had

listen bitch i want a sieera nevada pale al right F'en NOW !

by stoph April 7, 2005

to pluck one or multiple pubic hairs from ones self and but in a persons beer or beverage.

if this guy keeps acting like a drunk ass im gana give him a floating eddie

by stoph December 6, 2003

to throw still warm seamen on someones back or body part

by stoph March 2, 2004

a device used by men for masterbating. usual made with socks, towles and gloves or a condom

tank in cell block 4 is the best fee fee maker in all lock down kid !

by stoph March 2, 2004

to move hand over taint and lower tescicle area and apply or administer to a unsuspecting persons beverage, perfurably the lip area.

mikes being a total ass hole tonight so i jocko'ed his budwiser, watch him take a drink

by stoph December 6, 2003