Definitions by stoph

the hairy side 

used instead of bitch slap in communication. meaning to slap someone with the back of the hand

i fiddin to give you the hairy side boy'

the hairy side by stoph March 1, 2004

eye candy 

someone you find attractive

when i was walking the mall i scoped out some nice eye candy

eye candy by stoph March 1, 2004

gaydar 

a extra sence similar to "spideysence" where you can detect homosexials as say radar detects flying objects

do my gaydar went of when your little brother walked into the room

gaydar by stoph March 1, 2004

bannana hamick

a set of speedo's with a large penis inside

i hate when i go to the beach and i see some lame ass in a bannana hamick walking around selling cocaine

bannana hamick by stoph March 1, 2004

jocko 

to move hand over taint and lower tescicle area and apply or administer to a unsuspecting persons beverage, perfurably the lip area.

mikes being a total ass hole tonight so i jocko'ed his budwiser, watch him take a drink

jocko by stoph December 6, 2003

stinky sanchez 

to rub a selected finger all over your ass region the apply "stinky sanchez" on a un suspected persons beer or beverage. also known ass a dirty sanchez

f#$k that guy man, im gana give him a stinky sanchez when hes not lookin'.

stinky sanchez by stoph December 6, 2003

floating eddie 

to pluck one or multiple pubic hairs from ones self and but in a persons beer or beverage.

if this guy keeps acting like a drunk ass im gana give him a floating eddie

floating eddie by stoph December 6, 2003