stoph's definitions

the hairy side

used instead of bitch slap in communication. meaning to slap someone with the back of the hand

i fiddin to give you the hairy side boy'

by stoph March 1, 2004

gaydar

a extra sence similar to "spideysence" where you can detect homosexials as say radar detects flying objects

do my gaydar went of when your little brother walked into the room

by stoph March 1, 2004

eye candy

someone you find attractive

when i was walking the mall i scoped out some nice eye candy

by stoph March 1, 2004

bannana hamick

a set of speedo's with a large penis inside

i hate when i go to the beach and i see some lame ass in a bannana hamick walking around selling cocaine

by stoph March 1, 2004

jocko

to move hand over taint and lower tescicle area and apply or administer to a unsuspecting persons beverage, perfurably the lip area.

mikes being a total ass hole tonight so i jocko'ed his budwiser, watch him take a drink

by stoph December 6, 2003

brew of the loom

to pore a persons beer into a container, then use your underware as a funnel to re fill beer un knowingly.

kris gave me a jocko last night so i will give him a brew of the loom tonight with my skip mark underware.

by stoph December 6, 2003

stinky sanchez

to rub a selected finger all over your ass region the apply "stinky sanchez" on a un suspected persons beer or beverage. also known ass a dirty sanchez

f#$k that guy man, im gana give him a stinky sanchez when hes not lookin'.

by stoph December 6, 2003