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crapmaster 

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
crapmaster by james ferarro August 21, 2006

crapcast 

It means that comcast is crap:Crapcast.
or Comcrap.
I hate crapcast. They suck.
crapcast by John May 13, 2005

Craptastacle 

Craptastical - (crap-tas-tee-cul) a combination of the words crap, fantastic and spectacle. It is used sarcastically in a negative way. It is generally used to describe a failed, tacky or highly distasteful event, affair or gathering.
OMG! her birthday party was truly a craptastacle affair
Craptastacle by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020

craptastrophe 

Any unexpected mess involving mass quantities of fecal matter.

A project or incident that has gone totally wrong.

Shoddy workmanship.
The babies diaper exploded..it was a total craptastrophe.

I fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete craptastrophe in my den.

John and I worked late and tried to fix the Holt project. After 6 hours its still a total craptastrophe.
craptastrophe by jen925 April 17, 2009

craptastic 

the zenith of crap; the highest level of crap that can be reached.
"These scrabble letters I keep getting are certainly craptastic." or "The service I receive from my cable provider is truly craptastic."
craptastic by Of the Sun March 2, 2010

craptastic 

(adj)
1. in a good sense, the quality of being so crappy that the object is humorous or desireable

2. in a bad sense, extremely crappy

etymology: blend of the words 'crap' and 'fantastic'
1. This place is awesomely cheesy! It's craptastic!

2. The break-up was awful. It was craptastic.
craptastic by Marchant July 28, 2004