Steve1979's definitions

postpartum drip

The period of time a husband must masturbate because his wife is healing from childbirth.

Ryan: "Did you cure that postpartum drip?"
Mark: "No, my wife still has stitches in her lady parts."

by steve1979 June 8, 2011

shitdick

A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 July 19, 2006

abortstika

A partially drawn swastika that is turned into a different kind of graffiti by the artist when he thinks he's going to get caught. This is to lessen the severity of the offense of the graffiti. In other words, an aborted effort to draw a swastika.

The teacher caught Mark writing on his desk, but found only an abortstika. Therefore, Mark only got a detention and not a suspension.

Ryan and Tony managed to make the abortstika on the gravestones when they saw the police coming. Seeing how they were caught, they might as have been making non-offensive imagery.

by Steve1979 January 12, 2008

phantimal

The ghost of an animal. Combine the word phantom and animal, and you get phantimal.

When Nyomi woke up, she saw her old cat Smokey, but she died three years ago. So it must have been a phantimal.

by steve1979 January 13, 2008

crapnasty

A cold, wet, soggy, decaying food substance. Usually describing forgotten food left in the back of the refrigerator or pantry.

After finding the crapnasty leftover salad in the back of the refrigerator, I knew where the fruit flies were coming from.

Dude you've got crapnasty pizza in here from two months ago! Clean the fridge!

by Steve1979 January 8, 2008

fag

To insert a penis into the anus. This comes from the word "fag" used as a slur for a homosexual man, but used as a verb.

Worker: "Each time I go into the boss' office, I think he's going to bend me over the desk and fag me."

Friend 1: "Did your girl let you do the third input?"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude! I fagged her!"

by steve1979 July 21, 2006

shitdick

A chocolate cruller.

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 September 7, 2008