Steve1979's definitions
by steve1979 September 7, 2008
Get the shitdickmug. To insert a penis into the anus. This comes from the word "fag" used as a slur for a homosexual man, but used as a verb.
Worker: "Each time I go into the boss' office, I think he's going to bend me over the desk and fag me."
Friend 1: "Did your girl let you do the third input?"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude! I fagged her!"
Friend 1: "Did your girl let you do the third input?"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude! I fagged her!"
by steve1979 July 21, 2006
Get the fagmug. A cold, wet, soggy, decaying food substance. Usually describing forgotten food left in the back of the refrigerator or pantry.
After finding the crapnasty leftover salad in the back of the refrigerator, I knew where the fruit flies were coming from.
Dude you've got crapnasty pizza in here from two months ago! Clean the fridge!
Dude you've got crapnasty pizza in here from two months ago! Clean the fridge!
by Steve1979 January 8, 2008
Get the crapnastymug. A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."
by steve1979 July 19, 2006
Get the shitdickmug. Ryan: "Did you cure that postpartum drip?"
Mark: "No, my wife still has stitches in her lady parts."
Mark: "No, my wife still has stitches in her lady parts."
by steve1979 June 8, 2011
Get the postpartum dripmug. A partially drawn swastika that is turned into a different kind of graffiti by the artist when he thinks he's going to get caught. This is to lessen the severity of the offense of the graffiti. In other words, an aborted effort to draw a swastika.
The teacher caught Mark writing on his desk, but found only an abortstika. Therefore, Mark only got a detention and not a suspension.
Ryan and Tony managed to make the abortstika on the gravestones when they saw the police coming. Seeing how they were caught, they might as have been making non-offensive imagery.
Ryan and Tony managed to make the abortstika on the gravestones when they saw the police coming. Seeing how they were caught, they might as have been making non-offensive imagery.
by Steve1979 January 12, 2008
Get the abortstikamug. The satin or nylon trim on baby blankets and some blankets on adult sized beds.
Also, the smooth nylon trim inside of some heavy flannel shirts.
Also, the smooth nylon trim inside of some heavy flannel shirts.
Our toddler loves to tickle his face with the bubba.
Our 18 year old son is too old to be playing with bubba blankets.
Don't wear your bubba shirt inside out, or the delicate fabric will tear.
Our 18 year old son is too old to be playing with bubba blankets.
Don't wear your bubba shirt inside out, or the delicate fabric will tear.
by steve1979 February 10, 2008
Get the bubbamug.