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Girly Poop

Droppings left by a really pretty girl. (It's only regular poop for obese girls)
Wow, she left girly poop in my toilet!
by steammustachio April 5, 2020
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Fruit by the Foot

Someone that acts fruity and has big feet.
Hey, Fruit by the Foot, how are you?
by steammustachio November 17, 2020
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Internette

A desperate fat girl; uses internet to find love.
I met this weird internette the other day.
by steammustachio August 14, 2019
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Karenitis

A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.

Symptoms:

- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior
Woman: I would like to speak to your manager!

Pizza Guy: Do you have karenitis?
by steammustachio August 31, 2025
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White Boyardee

by steammustachio August 14, 2019
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Simpletonitis

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.
by steammustachio March 30, 2020
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Friday

Damn bro, I gotta work Friday!
by steammustachio January 5, 2020
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