Your ex girlfriend
Your girl looks like a sasquatch
Your ex girlfriend
Hey did you see chewbacca?
When you play ball with your ass
Hey Joey do you wanna play ass ball?
A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.
*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*
Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!
*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*
Person 2: You're an idiot.
A person who works as a law enforcement officer.
I was walking down the street in a hoodie and this pig was staring me down.
When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.
Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.
