steammustachio's definitions

Diarrhea

When someone constantly jumps around with a shotgun like they are about to have a blowout in their behind.

This guy keeps jumping with a shotgun on fortnite like he has diarrhea.

by steammustachio January 6, 2020

Racist

Someone who immediately assumes racism

Cody: -tells black joke- (is also black)

Josh: Bro you're a racist N-word!

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Negus

A word said by a kid in a spelling bee but mispronounced as "niggas"

Negus... N-E-G-U-S.. niggas?

by steammustachio April 25, 2021

Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio May 31, 2020

Paragiraffe

Someone who writes a very long definition on Urban Dictionary expecting someone to read the whole thing and vote for it; a paragraph as long as a giraffe's neck.

I don't feel like voting because this definition isn't simplified. This guy must be a paragiraffe!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Millennial

A kid that typically wears his pants past his ass not realizing they show availability. Also has a haircut trimmed on both sides and a puff on top.

That dude is such a millennial

by steammustachio February 24, 2022

Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.

*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.

by steammustachio February 9, 2021