steammustachio's definitions

2019

The age where girls gave up on looking nice, music became garbage, people got offended, and when 12 year old girls look like 18 year olds.

Joe: That girl has a sweet ass!

Josh: Bro, she's only 12.

Joe: Damn yo!

Josh: It's 2019, what do you expect?

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Thicc

A stupid slang word that describes a skinny girl with a really big butt; shaped like a Christmas tree.

Damn, she looks like she can't carry her own booty weight while she's dancing as she's pulling up her pants! That girl is thicc!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Girly Poop

Droppings left by a really pretty girl. (It's only regular poop for obese girls)

Wow, she left girly poop in my toilet!

by steammustachio April 5, 2020

Fruit by the Foot

Someone that acts fruity and has big feet.

Hey, Fruit by the Foot, how are you?

by steammustachio November 17, 2020

Sex

The funnest thing on earth

Hey babe, wanna have sex?

by steammustachio November 6, 2020

mechropheliac

Defined as a person who is sexually attracted to any type of machinery; primarily automotives.

Bill loves his car, Bill is a mechropheliac

by steammustachio March 28, 2023

Park Virus

A virus, in which, spreads from one child to another at a community park with no intention of its existence. The virus is only spread through children who show no symptoms.

This virus is defined as a host seeker and only seeks adult hosts before it spreads further. This virus does not affect children, rather just rests on their skin until in contact with an adult.

I think Tyler and Tiffanie have the Park Virus!

by steammustachio July 20, 2023