steammustachio's definitions

Yesterday's Garbage

A smell or fart that smells like garbage that has been sitting in a metal trash can outside overnight and heated up the next morning by approximately 85°F by a row home.

Consisting of mold, debris, rotten chicken, fish, cheese and the heat allowing scent to travel.

*farts*
Dude! You smell like yesterday's garbage!!

by steammustachio June 24, 2021

Friday

The worst day to work.

Damn bro, I gotta work Friday!

by steammustachio January 5, 2020

Diarrhea

When someone constantly jumps around with a shotgun like they are about to have a blowout in their behind.

This guy keeps jumping with a shotgun on fortnite like he has diarrhea.

by steammustachio January 6, 2020

Fruit by the Foot

Someone that acts fruity and has big feet.

Hey, Fruit by the Foot, how are you?

by steammustachio November 17, 2020

Girly Poop

Droppings left by a really pretty girl. (It's only regular poop for obese girls)

Wow, she left girly poop in my toilet!

by steammustachio April 5, 2020

Thicc

A stupid slang word that describes a skinny girl with a really big butt; shaped like a Christmas tree.

Damn, she looks like she can't carry her own booty weight while she's dancing as she's pulling up her pants! That girl is thicc!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Sex

The funnest thing on earth

Hey babe, wanna have sex?

by steammustachio November 6, 2020