steammustachio's definitions

Pig

A person who works as a law enforcement officer.

I was walking down the street in a hoodie and this pig was staring me down.

by steammustachio November 6, 2020

Millennial

A kid that typically wears his pants past his ass not realizing they show availability. Also has a haircut trimmed on both sides and a puff on top.

That dude is such a millennial

by steammustachio February 24, 2022

Humpernickel

A person, typically a male, that humps nickels.

*drops nickel*

Sally: what are you doing?
*Guy humps nickel on the ground*
Humpernickel

by steammustachio April 25, 2021

Menued

When you are killed on a video game from a "modder" who is using a mod menu.

Pronounced: Men-U-eD

Got dang it, Dusty! I just got menued!

by steammustachio January 5, 2020

Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.

*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.

by steammustachio February 9, 2021

Negus

A word said by a kid in a spelling bee but mispronounced as "niggas"

Negus... N-E-G-U-S.. niggas?

by steammustachio April 25, 2021

Paragiraffe

Someone who writes a very long definition on Urban Dictionary expecting someone to read the whole thing and vote for it; a paragraph as long as a giraffe's neck.

I don't feel like voting because this definition isn't simplified. This guy must be a paragiraffe!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019