steammustachio's definitions

Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio May 31, 2020

Diarrhea

When someone constantly jumps around with a shotgun like they are about to have a blowout in their behind.

This guy keeps jumping with a shotgun on fortnite like he has diarrhea.

by steammustachio January 6, 2020

White Boyardee

A white chef.

White Boyardee can cook!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Internette

A desperate fat girl; uses internet to find love.

I met this weird internette the other day.

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

2022

A new year of taking offense to a whole new level, evolution of covid, and higher gas prices.

Happy 2022!

by steammustachio February 24, 2022

Ass ball

When you play ball with your ass

Hey Joey do you wanna play ass ball?

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Karenitis

A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.

Symptoms:

- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior

Woman: I would like to speak to your manager!

Pizza Guy: Do you have karenitis?

by steammustachio August 31, 2025