steammustachio's definitions

Giuseppe

When an erection grows out and upward and slightly off to the side.

Hey man, I think chick has a giuseppe over that girl

by steammustachio October 29, 2019

Simpletonitis

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.

I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.

by steammustachio March 30, 2020

2022

A new year of taking offense to a whole new level, evolution of covid, and higher gas prices.

Happy 2022!

by steammustachio February 24, 2022

2019

The age where girls gave up on looking nice, music became garbage, people got offended, and when 12 year old girls look like 18 year olds.

Joe: That girl has a sweet ass!

Josh: Bro, she's only 12.

Joe: Damn yo!

Josh: It's 2019, what do you expect?

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Fruit by the Foot

Someone that acts fruity and has big feet.

Hey, Fruit by the Foot, how are you?

by steammustachio November 17, 2020

Thicc

A stupid slang word that describes a skinny girl with a really big butt; shaped like a Christmas tree.

Damn, she looks like she can't carry her own booty weight while she's dancing as she's pulling up her pants! That girl is thicc!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Girly Poop

Droppings left by a really pretty girl. (It's only regular poop for obese girls)

Wow, she left girly poop in my toilet!

by steammustachio April 5, 2020