steammustachio's definitions

Millennial

A kid that typically wears his pants past his ass not realizing they show availability. Also has a haircut trimmed on both sides and a puff on top.

That dude is such a millennial

by steammustachio February 24, 2022

Giuseppe

When an erection grows out and upward and slightly off to the side.

Hey man, I think chick has a giuseppe over that girl

by steammustachio October 29, 2019

Simpletonitis

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.

I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.

by steammustachio March 30, 2020

Negus

A word said by a kid in a spelling bee but mispronounced as "niggas"

Negus... N-E-G-U-S.. niggas?

by steammustachio April 25, 2021

Armadildo

When a male puts his whole arm into a female genitalia.

Damn! This dude gave Courtney an armadildo!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Rejectinator

Someone who reads 5 words in a paragraph defining a word on Urban Dictionary and decides to keep the word out.

Jim: "Rejectinator".. "Someone who reads 5 words.." *Keep Out*

Word: I'll be back.

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Hounds

A group of males that group up on a girl for sexual pleasure.

These guys are hounding this girl, these guys are a bunch of hounds!

by steammustachio March 10, 2019