steammustachio's definitions

mechropheliac

Defined as a person who is sexually attracted to any type of machinery; primarily automotives.

Bill loves his car, Bill is a mechropheliac

by steammustachio March 28, 2023

sex

Something I just had, and it felt so good.

I just had sex, and it felt so good

by steammustachio December 22, 2021

2019

The age where girls gave up on looking nice, music became garbage, people got offended, and when 12 year old girls look like 18 year olds.

Joe: That girl has a sweet ass!

Josh: Bro, she's only 12.

Joe: Damn yo!

Josh: It's 2019, what do you expect?

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

White Boyardee

A white chef.

White Boyardee can cook!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Internette

A desperate fat girl; uses internet to find love.

I met this weird internette the other day.

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Paragiraffe

Someone who writes a very long definition on Urban Dictionary expecting someone to read the whole thing and vote for it; a paragraph as long as a giraffe's neck.

I don't feel like voting because this definition isn't simplified. This guy must be a paragiraffe!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Sex

The funnest thing on earth

Hey babe, wanna have sex?

by steammustachio November 6, 2020