steammustachio's definitions
A kid that typically wears his pants past his ass not realizing they show availability. Also has a haircut trimmed on both sides and a puff on top.
by steammustachio February 24, 2022

by steammustachio October 29, 2019

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.
Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.
by steammustachio March 30, 2020

Negus... N-E-G-U-S.. niggas?
by steammustachio April 25, 2021

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Someone who reads 5 words in a paragraph defining a word on Urban Dictionary and decides to keep the word out.
by steammustachio August 14, 2019

by steammustachio March 10, 2019
