Friday

Damn bro, I gotta work Friday!
by steammustachio January 06, 2020
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Paragiraffe

Someone who writes a very long definition on Urban Dictionary expecting someone to read the whole thing and vote for it; a paragraph as long as a giraffe's neck.
I don't feel like voting because this definition isn't simplified. This guy must be a paragiraffe!
by steammustachio August 14, 2019
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Park Virus

A virus, in which, spreads from one child to another at a community park with no intention of its existence. The virus is only spread through children who show no symptoms.

This virus is defined as a host seeker and only seeks adult hosts before it spreads further. This virus does not affect children, rather just rests on their skin until in contact with an adult.
I think Tyler and Tiffanie have the Park Virus!
by steammustachio July 20, 2023
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Pig

A person who works as a law enforcement officer.
I was walking down the street in a hoodie and this pig was staring me down.
by steammustachio November 07, 2020
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Thicc

A stupid slang word that describes a skinny girl with a really big butt; shaped like a Christmas tree.
Damn, she looks like she can't carry her own booty weight while she's dancing as she's pulling up her pants! That girl is thicc!
by steammustachio August 14, 2019
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Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.
Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.
by steammustachio June 01, 2020
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