Definitions by steammustachio

Friday 

The worst day to work.

Damn bro, I gotta work Friday!

Friday by steammustachio January 5, 2020

Giuseppe

When an erection grows out and upward and slightly off to the side.

Hey man, I think chick has a giuseppe over that girl

Giuseppe by steammustachio October 29, 2019

Stupid 

Someone who looks up the word "stupid"

Wow, you really have to be stupid to look up the word stupid.

Stupid by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Paragiraffe

Someone who writes a very long definition on Urban Dictionary expecting someone to read the whole thing and vote for it; a paragraph as long as a giraffe's neck.

I don't feel like voting because this definition isn't simplified. This guy must be a paragiraffe!

Paragiraffe by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Thicc 

A stupid slang word that describes a skinny girl with a really big butt; shaped like a Christmas tree.

Damn, she looks like she can't carry her own booty weight while she's dancing as she's pulling up her pants! That girl is thicc!

Thicc by steammustachio August 14, 2019

2019 

The age where girls gave up on looking nice, music became garbage, people got offended, and when 12 year old girls look like 18 year olds.

Joe: That girl has a sweet ass!

Josh: Bro, she's only 12.

Joe: Damn yo!

Josh: It's 2019, what do you expect?

2019 by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Internette 

A desperate fat girl; uses internet to find love.

I met this weird internette the other day.

Internette by steammustachio August 14, 2019