Humpernickel

A person, typically a male, that humps nickels.
*drops nickel*

Sally: what are you doing?
*Guy humps nickel on the ground*
Humpernickel
by steammustachio April 25, 2021
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Humpernickel

A greasy California kid, who thoroughly enjoys immersing himself in the realm of Muskratalia. This could include pooping your pants, getting piped up, wrestling with old men (in absence of old men, young boys are substituted), not cutting its hair, musky facial hair, constantly blacking out, claiming to be a vegetarian when it eats meat sandwiches, and getting piped down.
Ayooo that boy Musklon, or Marlowe the Muskrat, was being such a humpernickel last night when he blacked out and pooped his pants while reaching for that stringcheese.
by Musklon November 05, 2010
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HUmpernickel

Like Pumpernickel but for horny teenagers who like onlyfans too much.
"Damn bro I finna do a humpernickel"

"Bro you are such a fucking pimp.
by Uradpotedwithsprinkles December 31, 2020
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