Humpernickel 

A person, typically a male, that humps nickels.

*drops nickel*

Sally: what are you doing?
*Guy humps nickel on the ground*
Humpernickel

Humpernickel by steammustachio April 25, 2021

Humpernickel 

A greasy California kid, who thoroughly enjoys immersing himself in the realm of Muskratalia. This could include pooping your pants, getting piped up, wrestling with old men (in absence of old men, young boys are substituted), not cutting its hair, musky facial hair, constantly blacking out, claiming to be a vegetarian when it eats meat sandwiches, and getting piped down.

Ayooo that boy Musklon, or Marlowe the Muskrat, was being such a humpernickel last night when he blacked out and pooped his pants while reaching for that stringcheese.

Humpernickel by Musklon November 6, 2010

HUmpernickel 

Like Pumpernickel but for horny teenagers who like onlyfans too much.

"Damn bro I finna do a humpernickel"

"Bro you are such a fucking pimp.

HUmpernickel by Uradpotedwithsprinkles December 30, 2020

lilliam pumpernickel 

this is the full name of the music composer lil pump, who is the mastermind behind such classics as: gucci gang and drose

guy 1: dude did you hear the new lil pump song
guy 2: the fuck, do you mean lilliam pumpernickel
guy 1: who?
guy 2: *cocks glock* LILLIAM PUMPERNICKEL THE CREATOR OF GUCCI GANG

lilliam pumpernickel by max the big gaymax March 3, 2018

panamanian pumpernickel 

The act of inadvertently releasing the contents of your rectum upon the undercarriage of your scrotum

Dude I totally just gave myself a Panamanian pumpernickel during lunch

panamanian pumpernickel by Dank sauce November 11, 2013

pumpernickel 

A very inexpensive prostitute.

Katy let me fuck her in the ass for $15. What a pumpernickel!

pumpernickel by Peter Crammer December 12, 2006

Pumpernickel 

Intercourse that consists of five pumps only

We didn't have much time so we went in the bathroom and had a pumpernickel.

Her parents were on their way home so we pumpernickeled

That girl is so hot! I would loe to get her in the corner and pumpernickel

Pumpernickel by Who's NOW? August 17, 2009