steammustachio's definitions

Karenitis

A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.

Symptoms:

- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior

Woman: I would like to speak to your manager!

Pizza Guy: Do you have karenitis?

by steammustachio August 31, 2025

Boner

Boner

Boner

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Rejectinator

Someone who reads 5 words in a paragraph defining a word on Urban Dictionary and decides to keep the word out.

Jim: "Rejectinator".. "Someone who reads 5 words.." *Keep Out*

Word: I'll be back.

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Packie

Same definition as packy, only as a female.

Hey man you remember Packy's girlfriend Packie taking forever to pack a bowl?

by steammustachio April 25, 2021

Stupid

Someone who looks up the word "stupid"

Wow, you really have to be stupid to look up the word stupid.

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Packy

Something you call someone when they take a long time to pack a bowl in the car.

You done packing that pack, Packy?

by steammustachio April 25, 2021

Park Virus

A virus, in which, spreads from one child to another at a community park with no intention of its existence. The virus is only spread through children who show no symptoms.

This virus is defined as a host seeker and only seeks adult hosts before it spreads further. This virus does not affect children, rather just rests on their skin until in contact with an adult.

I think Tyler and Tiffanie have the Park Virus!

by steammustachio July 20, 2023