steammustachio's definitions
by steammustachio October 29, 2019
Get the Giuseppemug. Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.
Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.
by steammustachio March 30, 2020
Get the Simpletonitismug. When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.
by steammustachio February 24, 2022
Get the Twos Daymug. Someone who writes a very long definition on Urban Dictionary expecting someone to read the whole thing and vote for it; a paragraph as long as a giraffe's neck.
by steammustachio August 14, 2019
Get the Paragiraffemug. by steammustachio April 23, 2021
Get the Racistmug. 
