steammustachio's definitions

mechropheliac

Defined as a person who is sexually attracted to any type of machinery; primarily automotives.

Bill loves his car, Bill is a mechropheliac

by steammustachio March 28, 2023

Stupid

Someone who looks up the word "stupid"

Wow, you really have to be stupid to look up the word stupid.

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Packy

Something you call someone when they take a long time to pack a bowl in the car.

You done packing that pack, Packy?

by steammustachio April 25, 2021

Ass ball

When you play ball with your ass

Hey Joey do you wanna play ass ball?

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Simpletonitis

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.

I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.

by steammustachio March 30, 2020

Giuseppe

When an erection grows out and upward and slightly off to the side.

Hey man, I think chick has a giuseppe over that girl

by steammustachio October 29, 2019

Armadildo

When a male puts his whole arm into a female genitalia.

Damn! This dude gave Courtney an armadildo!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019