steammustachio's definitions

Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.

*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.

by steammustachio February 9, 2021

Ass ball

When you play ball with your ass

Hey Joey do you wanna play ass ball?

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Chewbacca

Your ex girlfriend

Hey did you see chewbacca?

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Sasquatch

Your ex girlfriend

Your girl looks like a sasquatch

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Boner

Boner

Boner

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Racist

Someone who immediately assumes racism

Cody: -tells black joke- (is also black)

Josh: Bro you're a racist N-word!

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Packy

Something you call someone when they take a long time to pack a bowl in the car.

You done packing that pack, Packy?

by steammustachio April 25, 2021