steammustachio's definitions

Ass ball

When you play ball with your ass

Hey Joey do you wanna play ass ball?

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Sasquatch

Your ex girlfriend

Your girl looks like a sasquatch

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Packie

Same definition as packy, only as a female.

Hey man you remember Packy's girlfriend Packie taking forever to pack a bowl?

by steammustachio April 25, 2021

Hounds

A group of males that group up on a girl for sexual pleasure.

These guys are hounding this girl, these guys are a bunch of hounds!

by steammustachio March 10, 2019

Karenitis

A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.

Symptoms:

- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior

Woman: I would like to speak to your manager!

Pizza Guy: Do you have karenitis?

by steammustachio August 31, 2025

White Boyardee

A white chef.

White Boyardee can cook!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio May 31, 2020