36 definitions by steammustachio

Sasquatch

Your ex girlfriend

Your girl looks like a sasquatch

by steammustachio April 24, 2021

Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.

*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.

by steammustachio February 9, 2021

Rejectinator

Someone who reads 5 words in a paragraph defining a word on Urban Dictionary and decides to keep the word out.

Jim: "Rejectinator".. "Someone who reads 5 words.." *Keep Out*

Word: I'll be back.

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Pig

A person who works as a law enforcement officer.

I was walking down the street in a hoodie and this pig was staring me down.

by steammustachio November 7, 2020

Thicc

A stupid slang word that describes a skinny girl with a really big butt; shaped like a Christmas tree.

Damn, she looks like she can't carry her own booty weight while she's dancing as she's pulling up her pants! That girl is thicc!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Giuseppe

When an erection grows out and upward and slightly off to the side.

Hey man, I think chick has a giuseppe over that girl

by steammustachio October 29, 2019

2019

The age where girls gave up on looking nice, music became garbage, people got offended, and when 12 year old girls look like 18 year olds.

Joe: That girl has a sweet ass!

Josh: Bro, she's only 12.

Joe: Damn yo!

Josh: It's 2019, what do you expect?

by steammustachio August 14, 2019