Definitions by steammustachio

Sex 

The funnest thing on earth

Hey babe, wanna have sex?

Sex by steammustachio November 6, 2020

Pig 

A person who works as a law enforcement officer.

I was walking down the street in a hoodie and this pig was staring me down.

Pig by steammustachio November 6, 2020

Crooked Crack 

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

Crooked Crack by steammustachio May 31, 2020

Girly Poop 

Droppings left by a really pretty girl. (It's only regular poop for obese girls)

Wow, she left girly poop in my toilet!

Girly Poop by steammustachio April 5, 2020

Simpletonitis 

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.

I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.

Simpletonitis by steammustachio March 30, 2020

Diarrhea 

When someone constantly jumps around with a shotgun like they are about to have a blowout in their behind.

This guy keeps jumping with a shotgun on fortnite like he has diarrhea.

Diarrhea by steammustachio January 6, 2020

Menued 

When you are killed on a video game from a "modder" who is using a mod menu.

Pronounced: Men-U-eD

Got dang it, Dusty! I just got menued!

Menued by steammustachio January 5, 2020