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A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.
*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.
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by steammustachio February 09, 2021

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A person who works as a law enforcement officer.
I was walking down the street in a hoodie and this pig was staring me down.
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by steammustachio November 06, 2020

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When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.
Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.
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by steammustachio May 31, 2020

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Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.
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by steammustachio March 30, 2020

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A white chef.
White Boyardee can cook!
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by steammustachio August 14, 2019

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Someone who reads 5 words in a paragraph defining a word on Urban Dictionary and decides to keep the word out.
Jim: "Rejectinator".. "Someone who reads 5 words.." *Keep Out*

Word: I'll be back.
by steammustachio August 14, 2019

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A desperate fat girl; uses internet to find love.
I met this weird internette the other day.
by steammustachio August 14, 2019

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