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Giuseppe

When an erection grows out and upward and slightly off to the side.
Hey man, I think chick has a giuseppe over that girl
by steammustachio October 29, 2019
mugGet the Giuseppemug.

Simpletonitis

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.
by steammustachio March 30, 2020
mugGet the Simpletonitismug.

Twos Day

When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.
by steammustachio February 24, 2022
mugGet the Twos Daymug.

Paragiraffe

Someone who writes a very long definition on Urban Dictionary expecting someone to read the whole thing and vote for it; a paragraph as long as a giraffe's neck.
I don't feel like voting because this definition isn't simplified. This guy must be a paragiraffe!
by steammustachio August 14, 2019
mugGet the Paragiraffemug.

Racist

Cody: -tells black joke- (is also black)

Josh: Bro you're a racist N-word!
by steammustachio April 23, 2021
mugGet the Racistmug.

Chewbacca

Hey did you see chewbacca?
by steammustachio April 23, 2021
mugGet the Chewbaccamug.

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