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Park Virus

A virus, in which, spreads from one child to another at a community park with no intention of its existence. The virus is only spread through children who show no symptoms.

This virus is defined as a host seeker and only seeks adult hosts before it spreads further. This virus does not affect children, rather just rests on their skin until in contact with an adult.
I think Tyler and Tiffanie have the Park Virus!
by steammustachio July 20, 2023
mugGet the Park Virusmug.

mechropheliac

Defined as a person who is sexually attracted to any type of machinery; primarily automotives.
Bill loves his car, Bill is a mechropheliac
by steammustachio March 28, 2023
mugGet the mechropheliacmug.

Armadildo

When a male puts his whole arm into a female genitalia.
Damn! This dude gave Courtney an armadildo!
by steammustachio August 14, 2019
mugGet the Armadildomug.

Simpletonitis

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.
by steammustachio March 30, 2020
mugGet the Simpletonitismug.

Millennial

A kid that typically wears his pants past his ass not realizing they show availability. Also has a haircut trimmed on both sides and a puff on top.
That dude is such a millennial
by steammustachio February 24, 2022
mugGet the Millennialmug.

Menued

When you are killed on a video game from a "modder" who is using a mod menu.

Pronounced: Men-U-eD
Got dang it, Dusty! I just got menued!
by steammustachio January 5, 2020
mugGet the Menuedmug.

Humpernickel

A person, typically a male, that humps nickels.
*drops nickel*

Sally: what are you doing?
*Guy humps nickel on the ground*
Humpernickel
by steammustachio April 25, 2021
mugGet the Humpernickelmug.

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