steammustachio's definitions

2022

A new year of taking offense to a whole new level, evolution of covid, and higher gas prices.

Happy 2022!

by steammustachio February 24, 2022

Rejectinator

Someone who reads 5 words in a paragraph defining a word on Urban Dictionary and decides to keep the word out.

Jim: "Rejectinator".. "Someone who reads 5 words.." *Keep Out*

Word: I'll be back.

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Packy

Something you call someone when they take a long time to pack a bowl in the car.

You done packing that pack, Packy?

by steammustachio April 25, 2021

Stupid

Someone who looks up the word "stupid"

Wow, you really have to be stupid to look up the word stupid.

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Sasquatch

Your ex girlfriend

Your girl looks like a sasquatch

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Ass ball

When you play ball with your ass

Hey Joey do you wanna play ass ball?

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Karenitis

A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.

Symptoms:

- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior

Woman: I would like to speak to your manager!

Pizza Guy: Do you have karenitis?

by steammustachio August 31, 2025