steammustachio's definitions

mechropheliac

Defined as a person who is sexually attracted to any type of machinery; primarily automotives.

Bill loves his car, Bill is a mechropheliac

by steammustachio March 28, 2023

Park Virus

A virus, in which, spreads from one child to another at a community park with no intention of its existence. The virus is only spread through children who show no symptoms.

This virus is defined as a host seeker and only seeks adult hosts before it spreads further. This virus does not affect children, rather just rests on their skin until in contact with an adult.

I think Tyler and Tiffanie have the Park Virus!

by steammustachio July 20, 2023

Sasquatch

Your ex girlfriend

Your girl looks like a sasquatch

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Packie

Same definition as packy, only as a female.

Hey man you remember Packy's girlfriend Packie taking forever to pack a bowl?

by steammustachio April 25, 2021

Giuseppe

When an erection grows out and upward and slightly off to the side.

Hey man, I think chick has a giuseppe over that girl

by steammustachio October 29, 2019

Armadildo

When a male puts his whole arm into a female genitalia.

Damn! This dude gave Courtney an armadildo!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Yesterday's Garbage

A smell or fart that smells like garbage that has been sitting in a metal trash can outside overnight and heated up the next morning by approximately 85°F by a row home.

Consisting of mold, debris, rotten chicken, fish, cheese and the heat allowing scent to travel.

*farts*
Dude! You smell like yesterday's garbage!!

by steammustachio June 24, 2021