Racist

Someone who immediately assumes racism

Cody: -tells black joke- (is also black)

Josh: Bro you're a racist N-word!

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Negus

A word said by a kid in a spelling bee but mispronounced as "niggas"

Negus... N-E-G-U-S.. niggas?

by steammustachio April 25, 2021

Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio May 31, 2020

Diarrhea

When someone constantly jumps around with a shotgun like they are about to have a blowout in their behind.

This guy keeps jumping with a shotgun on fortnite like he has diarrhea.

by steammustachio January 06, 2020

Paragiraffe

Someone who writes a very long definition on Urban Dictionary expecting someone to read the whole thing and vote for it; a paragraph as long as a giraffe's neck.

I don't feel like voting because this definition isn't simplified. This guy must be a paragiraffe!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

Millennial

A kid that typically wears his pants past his ass not realizing they show availability. Also has a haircut trimmed on both sides and a puff on top.

That dude is such a millennial

by steammustachio February 24, 2022

Humpernickel

A person, typically a male, that humps nickels.

*drops nickel*

Sally: what are you doing?
*Guy humps nickel on the ground*
Humpernickel

by steammustachio April 25, 2021