2022

A new year of taking offense to a whole new level, evolution of covid, and higher gas prices.

Happy 2022!

by steammustachio February 24, 2022

Yesterday's Garbage

A smell or fart that smells like garbage that has been sitting in a metal trash can outside overnight and heated up the next morning by approximately 85°F by a row home.

Consisting of mold, debris, rotten chicken, fish, cheese and the heat allowing scent to travel.

*farts*
Dude! You smell like yesterday's garbage!!

by steammustachio June 24, 2021

Sex

The funnest thing on earth

Hey babe, wanna have sex?

by steammustachio November 07, 2020

sex

Something I just had, and it felt so good.

I just had sex, and it felt so good

by steammustachio December 23, 2021

2019

The age where girls gave up on looking nice, music became garbage, people got offended, and when 12 year old girls look like 18 year olds.

Joe: That girl has a sweet ass!

Josh: Bro, she's only 12.

Joe: Damn yo!

Josh: It's 2019, what do you expect?

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

mechropheliac

Defined as a person who is sexually attracted to any type of machinery; primarily automotives.

Bill loves his car, Bill is a mechropheliac

by steammustachio March 29, 2023

Giuseppe

When an erection grows out and upward and slightly off to the side.

Hey man, I think chick has a giuseppe over that girl

by steammustachio October 29, 2019