30 definitions by steammustachio

Rejectinator

Someone who reads 5 words in a paragraph defining a word on Urban Dictionary and decides to keep the word out.

Jim: "Rejectinator".. "Someone who reads 5 words.." *Keep Out*

Word: I'll be back.

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

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Negus

A word said by a kid in a spelling bee but mispronounced as "niggas"

Negus... N-E-G-U-S.. niggas?

by steammustachio April 25, 2021

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Paragiraffe

Someone who writes a very long definition on Urban Dictionary expecting someone to read the whole thing and vote for it; a paragraph as long as a giraffe's neck.

I don't feel like voting because this definition isn't simplified. This guy must be a paragiraffe!

by steammustachio August 14, 2019

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Pig

A person who works as a law enforcement officer.

I was walking down the street in a hoodie and this pig was staring me down.

by steammustachio November 06, 2020

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Sex

The funnest thing on earth

Hey babe, wanna have sex?

by steammustachio November 06, 2020

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Racist

Someone who immediately assumes racism

Cody: -tells black joke- (is also black)

Josh: Bro you're a racist N-word!

by steammustachio April 23, 2021

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Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.

*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.

by steammustachio February 09, 2021

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