spencer's definitions

remtard

Retard.

Oli, stop being such a remtard.

by spencer February 1, 2003

blapse

to hit
to deliver a heavy blow

He blapsed me in the nads.
He's just blapsing it.
Don't make me blapse you babylon.

by spencer February 1, 2003

Dirty Fu Man Chu

Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez - Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with two fingers with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with one finger, while the other shit-covered finger runs under her lower lip. Then, you rim the girl's ass again, and this time, you run both fingers down the side of her mouth down to her chin, making the girl look like a Kung Fu star.

I couldn't stop laughing after I gave your sister a dirty Fu Man Chu - she looked like she liked it.

by Spencer June 20, 2003

Tyrranos

A rare creature in Secret of Mana and Sword of Mana. He looks like a T-Rex.

That Tyrranos just dropped some gold.

by Spencer May 13, 2005

cockrocker

Humorous insult.
Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.

Shut up cockrocker

by spencer February 1, 2003

sweet nothing

a sweet nothing is a complementary statement with no real substance, usually whispered into the ear of a significant other.

Most likely invented by the French...

He whispered sweet nothings into her ear until she let him f'dunk her

by Spencer August 16, 2004

T1000

an advanced terminator, liquid metal

kill the god damn T100

by Spencer May 27, 2003