kankle spanker

someone who continusly strokes their kankles until they reach their maximum level of pleasure.

timmy is a kankle spanker

by spencer December 19, 2004

Windows 2000

Trick to make you waste your money.

I was in Starbucks the other day. The staff were totally stoked to Windows 2000 me! FUCKERS!

by Spencer February 03, 2003

cockbaker

Someone who bakes the cock.
Such as a regular baker bakes bread.

Can I please have a loaf of cock? and knob roll. I'll also take those hamburger buns with that cock in the middle.

by Spencer December 21, 2004

nad

testicle (male, mammal anatomy)

Don't make me kick you in the nads, Beavis.

by spencer February 01, 2003

beaw

The sound made by those lacking the intellect necessary to form intelligible words.

Staring at him blankly, totally crushed by his words, beaw suddenly screeched from his lips with an aggressive anger over having been so easily shown up.

by Spencer April 29, 2003

remtard

Retard.

Oli, stop being such a remtard.

by spencer February 01, 2003

blapse

to hit
to deliver a heavy blow

He blapsed me in the nads.
He's just blapsing it.
Don't make me blapse you babylon.

by spencer February 01, 2003