spencer's definitions

treacle

coloquial (UK): An attractive woman.

Alroit there treacle? Sorry.. hey! come back duchess!

by Spencer February 3, 2003

blow by

Similar to drive-bys. However in this case the act is to satisfy an acquaintance by driving by in a 20-inch rimmed car, dropping a 'ho' out and allowing him to suck the acquaintance's cock.

That snoop dogg fellow is capital. I must send my bitches on a blow by

by Spencer February 3, 2003

Homsar

A character from homestarrunner.com . He is a total nonsense character that says total gibberish.

Quotes:
"I'm the o-RIG-onal ladies' man!"
"I was raised by a cup of coffee."
"It's the pride of the peaches."

by Spencer April 11, 2003

bitchfucker

A person who has or is having sexual intercourse with a bitch. A bitch being a female dog, or incredibly grumpy woman.

Mum: Would you like to go to the beach today?
Bitchfucker: Will there be bitches there?
Mum: But of course.
Bitchfucker: Let's get moving.

by Spencer December 19, 2004

sweet nothing

a sweet nothing is a complementary statement with no real substance, usually whispered into the ear of a significant other.

Most likely invented by the French...

He whispered sweet nothings into her ear until she let him f'dunk her

by Spencer August 16, 2004

Schminky

A girl with schmink is schminky.

She's definitely schminky.

by spencer February 1, 2003

strip

Segment of pubic hair that has been cut in the shape of a long line, sometimes two. Is sometimes reffered to as "the landing strip".

"Juanita got that strip."

by Spencer May 13, 2005