spencer's definitions

Nag Champa

A great incense to burn, with its strong individual smell that you can't find in any other incense. Starting with a potent smell that goes to a cool sweet smell as time passes. If you burn, than it's the only one to have in your burner.

by Spencer October 26, 2003

knobsky

Knob... but more so. A double knob perhaps? Someone who is beyond your regular knob.

Wow... that seedy guy wearing another man's g-string is a seedy knobsky.

by Spencer December 21, 2004

Windows 2000

Trick to make you waste your money.

I was in Starbucks the other day. The staff were totally stoked to Windows 2000 me! FUCKERS!

by Spencer February 3, 2003

Schmink

That certain thing about a girl. Usually a girl with schmink is brunette, and not often recognised as attractive. Office girls tend to have more schmink than their counterparts. 'Secretary style glasses' tend to add to it, although there is no exact formula for the realisation of schmink.

This girl has a lot of schmink.
She is so fuckin' schminky dude!

by spencer February 1, 2003

blapse

to hit
to deliver a heavy blow

He blapsed me in the nads.
He's just blapsing it.
Don't make me blapse you babylon.

by spencer February 1, 2003

remtard

Retard.

Oli, stop being such a remtard.

by spencer February 1, 2003