spencer's definitions

blapse

to hit
to deliver a heavy blow

He blapsed me in the nads.
He's just blapsing it.
Don't make me blapse you babylon.

by spencer February 1, 2003

remtard

Retard.

Oli, stop being such a remtard.

by spencer February 1, 2003

beaw

The sound made by those lacking the intellect necessary to form intelligible words.

Staring at him blankly, totally crushed by his words, beaw suddenly screeched from his lips with an aggressive anger over having been so easily shown up.

by Spencer April 29, 2003

wafflestomper

One who shits in the shower and stomps on it untill it goes down the drain.

Sander Cole is a waffle stomper and he over uses the term too

by Spencer April 8, 2005

Schmink

That certain thing about a girl. Usually a girl with schmink is brunette, and not often recognised as attractive. Office girls tend to have more schmink than their counterparts. 'Secretary style glasses' tend to add to it, although there is no exact formula for the realisation of schmink.

This girl has a lot of schmink.
She is so fuckin' schminky dude!

by spencer February 1, 2003

Rugby Clothing

Rugby is extremely preppy clothing only available at the 9 stores nation wide (as of April, 2007), this clothing is really awesome! The Stores are in: Greenwich and New Canaan, CT, Palo Alto, CA, Georgetown, Washington D.C., Chicago, IL, Boston, MA, New York, NY, Dallas ,TX, and Seattle, Washington. This is some truly awesome clothing! If you like Vineyard Vines you should love this, its like Vineyard Vines with a little edge, but it has less of a nautical background. The logo of Rugby Clothing has a Skull and Cross Bones. Rugby is new established in 2004 and is NOT available online (as of April, 2007) and it averagely priced about $50 for a polo, never the less everything they make is an instant classic and is worth your time to check out! Also Rugby is produced by Ralph Lauren, so if you like Polo's Clothing and quality you will love
Rugby!

Friend 1: Hey, whats that kid wearing with the skull and cross bones on it?
Friend 2: Rugby, its so cool!
Friend 1: It looks like it, I'll have to get some Rugby Clothing!

by Spencer December 26, 2008