16 definitions by someunfunnyguy69
Loli: Onii-chan, what is this white liquid in my pee hole?
FBI: *thump* *thump* *thump* FBI OPEN UP! *doors and windows blow up and rifles get fired rapidly*
FBI: *thump* *thump* *thump* FBI OPEN UP! *doors and windows blow up and rifles get fired rapidly*
by someunfunnyguy69 July 24, 2018
Drake: Hey, Mikko! What's up?
Mikko: Hey! Nothing much, did you bring my car back?
Drake: Um, about that. I need to say something...
Mikko: Yes?
Drake: Promise to not get mad, ok?
Mikko: Why would I get mad at my friend!
Drake: I crashed your car at forest and all your beer glasses broke.
Mikko: JUMALAUTA, SAATANA! PERKELE! OLET VITTU KUOLLUT!
Mikko: Hey! Nothing much, did you bring my car back?
Drake: Um, about that. I need to say something...
Mikko: Yes?
Drake: Promise to not get mad, ok?
Mikko: Why would I get mad at my friend!
Drake: I crashed your car at forest and all your beer glasses broke.
Mikko: JUMALAUTA, SAATANA! PERKELE! OLET VITTU KUOLLUT!
by someunfunnyguy69 May 27, 2018
Short for Not Safe For Work (or Not Suitable For Work), which includes things like: Pornography, gore, fetishes and other shit. If any of your co-workers or your boss finds you watching NSFW, it's gonna be embarrassing and you'll get fired. Watch it at home at your own privacy.
Worker: Huh? This is interesting... "Anime girl has a fun time"
*sees hentai and hears moaning*
Worker: Oh shit! I better clear this NSFW crap and clear the history before anyone sees it!
Boss: DID I JUST HEAR MOANING?!?
Worker: No sir, it was just "business" ;)
*sees hentai and hears moaning*
Worker: Oh shit! I better clear this NSFW crap and clear the history before anyone sees it!
Boss: DID I JUST HEAR MOANING?!?
Worker: No sir, it was just "business" ;)
by someunfunnyguy69 August 18, 2018
A game-developing platform and a video-game filled with toxic brainless people who spend their hard worked cash for some virtual re-skinned normal hat painted gold and charge 50000 robux for it. (175 USD). The staff time to time became very toxic, autistic and SJWs, where they ban someone for saying phrases such as: "You're an terrific idiot", even reaching very awful toxicity, where they can't accept criticism which would actually improve the site: Google Image search the term "roblox forum ban" to see the example, how dumb the staff can be. (or possibly robots)
Mind to say that they let a ROBLOX YouTuber, who was a pedophile enter their site, and exploited a 15 year old girl and more. ROBLOX didn't do anything, unless they were cornered by angry customers and parents.
They also let a user post a goo.gl link on their site which literally contained CHILD PORNOGRAPHY ON THEIR FUCKING SITE WHICH WAS FOR ALL AGES. And this post stayed up for over half hours until it was brought to the attention by ROBLOXians (ROBLOX users) to bump it to the first place. The corruption at their site becomes more and more larger as they only care about money over quality.
Conclusion:
Without toxic spoiled staff:
7.8/10
With toxic spoiled staff:
3.5/10
Sentence: Stay away, and don't become corrupt who cares about wealth of a virtual character.
Mind to say that they let a ROBLOX YouTuber, who was a pedophile enter their site, and exploited a 15 year old girl and more. ROBLOX didn't do anything, unless they were cornered by angry customers and parents.
They also let a user post a goo.gl link on their site which literally contained CHILD PORNOGRAPHY ON THEIR FUCKING SITE WHICH WAS FOR ALL AGES. And this post stayed up for over half hours until it was brought to the attention by ROBLOXians (ROBLOX users) to bump it to the first place. The corruption at their site becomes more and more larger as they only care about money over quality.
Conclusion:
Without toxic spoiled staff:
7.8/10
With toxic spoiled staff:
3.5/10
Sentence: Stay away, and don't become corrupt who cares about wealth of a virtual character.
Kid 1: Man, I'm bored playing Growtopia.
Kid 2: Me too...
Kid 1: If there was something *interesting* we could play that is *similar* to Growtopia.
ROBLOX: Did someone say "bored"?
Kids: Yes, we did.
ROBLOX: Then play ROBLOX! A great game with a great active community which is interesting and better than Growtopia!
Kids: Wow really?
ROBLOX: Yes! It's true! You can customize your character, make games, play games, make friends and more!
Kids: Oh boy!
ROBLOX: And want to know the best part?
Kids: What?
ROBLOX: ๐๐'๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐!!!!
Kids: OH BOY!!! TIME TO MAKE MY ACCOUNTS AND HAVE FUN!!
ROBLOX: *chuckle* *secretly by himself* I just tricked more children for a pay to get game. Hello, easy profit.
Kid 2: Me too...
Kid 1: If there was something *interesting* we could play that is *similar* to Growtopia.
ROBLOX: Did someone say "bored"?
Kids: Yes, we did.
ROBLOX: Then play ROBLOX! A great game with a great active community which is interesting and better than Growtopia!
Kids: Wow really?
ROBLOX: Yes! It's true! You can customize your character, make games, play games, make friends and more!
Kids: Oh boy!
ROBLOX: And want to know the best part?
Kids: What?
ROBLOX: ๐๐'๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐!!!!
Kids: OH BOY!!! TIME TO MAKE MY ACCOUNTS AND HAVE FUN!!
ROBLOX: *chuckle* *secretly by himself* I just tricked more children for a pay to get game. Hello, easy profit.
by someunfunnyguy69 July 21, 2018
Human 1: Yo, wanna check out porn this weekend with beer?
Human 2: Is it hentai?
Human 1: No, it's normal human porn.
Human 2: Real men watch hentai. They don't watch fucking normal porn.
Human 1: But it's unrealistic, and they have unrealistically big eyes!
Human 2: Shut up! You're not my friend anymore! So fuck off!
Human 2: Is it hentai?
Human 1: No, it's normal human porn.
Human 2: Real men watch hentai. They don't watch fucking normal porn.
Human 1: But it's unrealistic, and they have unrealistically big eyes!
Human 2: Shut up! You're not my friend anymore! So fuck off!
by someunfunnyguy69 May 25, 2018
or Newbie is a gamer who is playing a video game (mostly MMO) with no experience of the common video game tactics.
by someunfunnyguy69 July 24, 2018
Eli: Yo, how big is your dick?
Mike: Pardon?
Eli: Yo, bitch you don't live in England, you like in United States bitch!
Mike: Pardon?
Eli: Yo, bitch you don't live in England, you like in United States bitch!
by someunfunnyguy69 May 29, 2018