or Newbie is a gamer who is playing a video game (mostly MMO) with no experience of the common video game tactics.
by someunfunnyguy69 July 24, 2018
Eli: Yo, how big is your dick?
Mike: Pardon?
Eli: Yo, bitch you don't live in England, you like in United States bitch!
Mike: Pardon?
Eli: Yo, bitch you don't live in England, you like in United States bitch!
by someunfunnyguy69 May 29, 2018
a lazy attempt by SEGA to make a sonic cartoon where they have constant loops, story holes and FUCKING BEST GUITAR JAMS LIKE IT'S THE NINETIES!!! also they insert terrible jokes and c00l things in order to appeal to those fucking normie hipsters
also the faces the characters make is great
also the faces the characters make is great
SEGA: Alright, we need more popularity. We're making a new Sonic cartoon called "Sonic Underground". Ideas?
Worker 1: Let's put more effort!
Worker 2: Fuck that, just insert some c00l shit so it appeals to hipsters.
Worker 1: But that will make the show horrible!
Worker 2: Shut up, bitch! We don't need to do that! It will do fine without effort!
SEGA: Okay, it's settled! Sonic Underground will be on TV! Now let's wait for the cash...
Worker 1: Let's put more effort!
Worker 2: Fuck that, just insert some c00l shit so it appeals to hipsters.
Worker 1: But that will make the show horrible!
Worker 2: Shut up, bitch! We don't need to do that! It will do fine without effort!
SEGA: Okay, it's settled! Sonic Underground will be on TV! Now let's wait for the cash...
by someunfunnyguy69 May 24, 2018
Human 1: Yo, wanna check out porn this weekend with beer?
Human 2: Is it hentai?
Human 1: No, it's normal human porn.
Human 2: Real men watch hentai. They don't watch fucking normal porn.
Human 1: But it's unrealistic, and they have unrealistically big eyes!
Human 2: Shut up! You're not my friend anymore! So fuck off!
Human 2: Is it hentai?
Human 1: No, it's normal human porn.
Human 2: Real men watch hentai. They don't watch fucking normal porn.
Human 1: But it's unrealistic, and they have unrealistically big eyes!
Human 2: Shut up! You're not my friend anymore! So fuck off!
by someunfunnyguy69 May 25, 2018
Normie is usually a person or a stereotype, who in real life or at internet usually does normal things and doesn't show any special abilities which makes non-normie people bored, and want to punch them in their mouth so they could shut up. Normie's chart in real life should go like this as a example:
Normie wakes up.
Normie goes to brush his/her teeth.
Normie haves breakfast and reads the newspaper or listen to the news.
Normie walks, drives or uses public transport to go to work.
Normie does work.
Normie comes back from work.
Normie haves dinner.
Normie brushes teeth.
Normie goes to sleep.
Cycle repeats, unless they quit being normies.
Normies in internet are usually hated mostly, due to them sharing awful, tasteless jokes, tell about the news that others heard about ages ago, share their already highly populated opinions and ruining things from others such as: Video games
where they share it to their other normies, and becomes the video game becomes too populated and common game, that non-normies want to play it anymore.
Forums, where they write stupid crap that have been discussed, or are just so dumb that people would not go to the same forum, because it would be flooded with normies, and their favourite thing they love to ruin are:
MEMES
when a normie hears about a populated meme, they get exited and share it to their other normies friends and then make the meme die off quickly.
Fun fact: Most 4channers hate normies.
Normie wakes up.
Normie goes to brush his/her teeth.
Normie haves breakfast and reads the newspaper or listen to the news.
Normie walks, drives or uses public transport to go to work.
Normie does work.
Normie comes back from work.
Normie haves dinner.
Normie brushes teeth.
Normie goes to sleep.
Cycle repeats, unless they quit being normies.
Normies in internet are usually hated mostly, due to them sharing awful, tasteless jokes, tell about the news that others heard about ages ago, share their already highly populated opinions and ruining things from others such as: Video games
where they share it to their other normies, and becomes the video game becomes too populated and common game, that non-normies want to play it anymore.
Forums, where they write stupid crap that have been discussed, or are just so dumb that people would not go to the same forum, because it would be flooded with normies, and their favourite thing they love to ruin are:
MEMES
when a normie hears about a populated meme, they get exited and share it to their other normies friends and then make the meme die off quickly.
Fun fact: Most 4channers hate normies.
Normie 1: Hey! Have you heard of Harambe, Ugandan Knuckles and We are number #1?
Normie 2: Oh yeah! LOL!!!! They're so hilarious!
Normie 1: I know right! Strange, when I show them to others, they don't laugh and call me a normie.
Normie 2: May be some dumb hipsters who laugh at dumb things lol.
Normie 2: Oh yeah! LOL!!!! They're so hilarious!
Normie 1: I know right! Strange, when I show them to others, they don't laugh and call me a normie.
Normie 2: May be some dumb hipsters who laugh at dumb things lol.
by someunfunnyguy69 June 24, 2018
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GTA San Andreas: ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐
๐๐๐!
by someunfunnyguy69 July 24, 2018