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Eli: Yo, how big is your dick?
Mike: Pardon?
Eli: Yo, bitch you don't live in England, you like in United States bitch!
Mike: Pardon?
Eli: Yo, bitch you don't live in England, you like in United States bitch!
by someunfunnyguy69 June 10, 2018
Get the Pardon mug.Human 1: Yo, wanna check out porn this weekend with beer?
Human 2: Is it hentai?
Human 1: No, it's normal human porn.
Human 2: Real men watch hentai. They don't watch fucking normal porn.
Human 1: But it's unrealistic, and they have unrealistically big eyes!
Human 2: Shut up! You're not my friend anymore! So fuck off!
Human 2: Is it hentai?
Human 1: No, it's normal human porn.
Human 2: Real men watch hentai. They don't watch fucking normal porn.
Human 1: But it's unrealistic, and they have unrealistically big eyes!
Human 2: Shut up! You're not my friend anymore! So fuck off!
by someunfunnyguy69 June 9, 2018
Get the Hentai mug.An advert chain by Kool-Aid from the 60's to promote their highly inaccurate and racist commercials featuring "Kool-Aid kids". They usually visit other countries, and they are unhappy since they don't have kool-aid. They say: "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid. Taste great. Wish we had some. Can't wait..." Then they show a small clip of their family (actresses) drinking kool-aid and smiling to it.
Kool-Aid kids: Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid! Taste great! Wish we had some, can't wait!
Racist stereotype of an Asian: Hi, Kool-Aid kids! We're very wise! Son by people be suprise!
Kool-Aid with epicanthic folds (asian eyes): Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid! Sooo great! Once you tried it, no fun can't wait!
Racist stereotype of an Asian: Hi, Kool-Aid kids! We're very wise! Son by people be suprise!
Kool-Aid with epicanthic folds (asian eyes): Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid! Sooo great! Once you tried it, no fun can't wait!
by someunfunnyguy69 June 9, 2018
Get the Kool-Aid kids mug.a lazy attempt by SEGA to make a sonic cartoon where they have constant loops, story holes and FUCKING BEST GUITAR JAMS LIKE IT'S THE NINETIES!!! also they insert terrible jokes and c00l things in order to appeal to those fucking normie hipsters
also the faces the characters make is great
also the faces the characters make is great
SEGA: Alright, we need more popularity. We're making a new Sonic cartoon called "Sonic Underground". Ideas?
Worker 1: Let's put more effort!
Worker 2: Fuck that, just insert some c00l shit so it appeals to hipsters.
Worker 1: But that will make the show horrible!
Worker 2: Shut up, bitch! We don't need to do that! It will do fine without effort!
SEGA: Okay, it's settled! Sonic Underground will be on TV! Now let's wait for the cash...
Worker 1: Let's put more effort!
Worker 2: Fuck that, just insert some c00l shit so it appeals to hipsters.
Worker 1: But that will make the show horrible!
Worker 2: Shut up, bitch! We don't need to do that! It will do fine without effort!
SEGA: Okay, it's settled! Sonic Underground will be on TV! Now let's wait for the cash...
by someunfunnyguy69 June 9, 2018
Get the Sonic Underground mug.Short for Not Safe For Work (or Not Suitable For Work), which includes things like: Pornography, gore, fetishes and other shit. If any of your co-workers or your boss finds you watching NSFW, it's gonna be embarrassing and you'll get fired. Watch it at home at your own privacy.
Worker: Huh? This is interesting... "Anime girl has a fun time"
*sees hentai and hears moaning*
Worker: Oh shit! I better clear this NSFW crap and clear the history before anyone sees it!
Boss: DID I JUST HEAR MOANING?!?
Worker: No sir, it was just "business" ;)
*sees hentai and hears moaning*
Worker: Oh shit! I better clear this NSFW crap and clear the history before anyone sees it!
Boss: DID I JUST HEAR MOANING?!?
Worker: No sir, it was just "business" ;)
by someunfunnyguy69 August 18, 2018
Get the NSFW mug.Person 1: Hey, what's wrong with Mike? He's vomiting on toilet.
Person 2: Because I pulled a prank for him!
Person 1: What did you do?
Person 2: I changed the normal Coca-Cola to Coca-Cola Vanilla!
Person 1: ROFL, who would drink Coca-Cola with Vanilla?
Person 2: I know right!
Person 2: Because I pulled a prank for him!
Person 1: What did you do?
Person 2: I changed the normal Coca-Cola to Coca-Cola Vanilla!
Person 1: ROFL, who would drink Coca-Cola with Vanilla?
Person 2: I know right!
by someunfunnyguy69 July 22, 2018
Get the Coca-Cola Vanilla mug.A game-developing platform and a video-game filled with toxic brainless people who spend their hard worked cash for some virtual re-skinned normal hat painted gold and charge 50000 robux for it. (175 USD). The staff time to time became very toxic, autistic and SJWs, where they ban someone for saying phrases such as: "You're an terrific idiot", even reaching very awful toxicity, where they can't accept criticism which would actually improve the site: Google Image search the term "roblox forum ban" to see the example, how dumb the staff can be. (or possibly robots)
Mind to say that they let a ROBLOX YouTuber, who was a pedophile enter their site, and exploited a 15 year old girl and more. ROBLOX didn't do anything, unless they were cornered by angry customers and parents.
They also let a user post a goo.gl link on their site which literally contained CHILD PORNOGRAPHY ON THEIR FUCKING SITE WHICH WAS FOR ALL AGES. And this post stayed up for over half hours until it was brought to the attention by ROBLOXians (ROBLOX users) to bump it to the first place. The corruption at their site becomes more and more larger as they only care about money over quality.
Conclusion:
Without toxic spoiled staff:
7.8/10
With toxic spoiled staff:
3.5/10
Sentence: Stay away, and don't become corrupt who cares about wealth of a virtual character.
Mind to say that they let a ROBLOX YouTuber, who was a pedophile enter their site, and exploited a 15 year old girl and more. ROBLOX didn't do anything, unless they were cornered by angry customers and parents.
They also let a user post a goo.gl link on their site which literally contained CHILD PORNOGRAPHY ON THEIR FUCKING SITE WHICH WAS FOR ALL AGES. And this post stayed up for over half hours until it was brought to the attention by ROBLOXians (ROBLOX users) to bump it to the first place. The corruption at their site becomes more and more larger as they only care about money over quality.
Conclusion:
Without toxic spoiled staff:
7.8/10
With toxic spoiled staff:
3.5/10
Sentence: Stay away, and don't become corrupt who cares about wealth of a virtual character.
Kid 1: Man, I'm bored playing Growtopia.
Kid 2: Me too...
Kid 1: If there was something *interesting* we could play that is *similar* to Growtopia.
ROBLOX: Did someone say "bored"?
Kids: Yes, we did.
ROBLOX: Then play ROBLOX! A great game with a great active community which is interesting and better than Growtopia!
Kids: Wow really?
ROBLOX: Yes! It's true! You can customize your character, make games, play games, make friends and more!
Kids: Oh boy!
ROBLOX: And want to know the best part?
Kids: What?
ROBLOX: ๐๐'๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐!!!!
Kids: OH BOY!!! TIME TO MAKE MY ACCOUNTS AND HAVE FUN!!
ROBLOX: *chuckle* *secretly by himself* I just tricked more children for a pay to get game. Hello, easy profit.
Kid 2: Me too...
Kid 1: If there was something *interesting* we could play that is *similar* to Growtopia.
ROBLOX: Did someone say "bored"?
Kids: Yes, we did.
ROBLOX: Then play ROBLOX! A great game with a great active community which is interesting and better than Growtopia!
Kids: Wow really?
ROBLOX: Yes! It's true! You can customize your character, make games, play games, make friends and more!
Kids: Oh boy!
ROBLOX: And want to know the best part?
Kids: What?
ROBLOX: ๐๐'๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐!!!!
Kids: OH BOY!!! TIME TO MAKE MY ACCOUNTS AND HAVE FUN!!
ROBLOX: *chuckle* *secretly by himself* I just tricked more children for a pay to get game. Hello, easy profit.
by someunfunnyguy69 July 20, 2018
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