Definitions by some punk kid

Stand and Deliver 

1) Phenomenal book and documentary about Jaime Escalante and his success in turning a class of 18 barrio students struggling with basic math from East L.A. in the poor public school of Garfield High into math enthusiasts who would go on to pass the AP Calculus Exam.
2) To give a good speech or lecture.
3) To assume a sexual position.

1) Escalante's famous math enrichment program would attain an apex of 85 students and many faculty members. His ability to turn a group of poorly prepared, undisciplined students into strong calculus practitioners is a shining light into the potential of teaching capability in the area of math and, eventually, the end of math anxiety among struggling students.
2) John Edgar Wideman, famous novelist and essayist, gave an incredible lecture and preliminary text reading of his work at my university recently. He stood and delivered!
3) "Hey baby! I see you looking at my goods. Do you want a sample? . . . Come over here. Stand and Deliver!"
- Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Stand and Deliver by some punk kid April 18, 2005

bastarf 

A child born in wedlock. Obviously, the antonym of bastard.

Many years ago in the deep South, illegitimate children were labeled "bastards" on their birth certificates. They were in small numbers. Nowadays, bastarfs are found in smaller numbers than they used to be.

bastarf by some punk kid April 3, 2005

catenary 

Just hanging around. Modeled after the term used to describe the curve/shape assumed by a suspended cord or cable.

Sam is constantly found hanging around the mall with his friends. He is such a catenary.

catenary by some punk kid March 20, 2005

tiggenbasty 

Result of switching the "t" and the "b" in the phrase "Big n' tasty." A term of frustration used when you go to McDonald's or an equivalent fast food restaurant, order something, and the cashier or person behind the drive-thru window attempts to repeat what you said in either unintelligible language or something totally contrary to what you asked for. This is a stupid, yet somewhat gratifying, way to respond.

Employee behind drive-thru window (speaking in bad microphone): Welcome to McDonald's. May I help you?
Me: Yes. I would like a large #2, diet coke, and some cookies.
Employee: Mehdoodootmokoonbakh?
Me: WHAT?!
Employee: Meh-doo-doot-mok-oon-bakh?
Me: Yeah fool. I want a tiggenbasty!
Employee: Huh?
Me: Exactly.

tiggenbasty by some punk kid March 20, 2005

World's Best Rappers List 

Solo:

Melle Mel
Rakim
Nas
KRS-One
Grandmaster Caz
The Notorious B.I.G.
Big Daddy Kane
Ice Cube
Common
Kool Moe Dee
2Pac
Jay-Z
LL Cool J
Chuck D
Slick Rick
Big Pun
GZA
Scarface
Mos Def
Busy Bee
Eminem
Lauryn Hill
Method Man
Queen Latifah
Kool G. Rap
Canibus
Ras Kass
Talib Kweli
Andre 3000
Coke La Rock

Groups:
Run-D.M.C.
Wu-Tang Clan
Cold Crush Brothers
Masta Ace Incorporated
The Beastie Boys
Public Enemy
Company Flow
Salt-N-Pepa
A Tribe Called Quest
Crash Crew
Grandmaster Flash and the Furious 5
De La Soul
Dead Prez
Black Moon
Diggin' In The Crates

" So all you hip-hops get on up,
And let's take it to the top where we belong,
Cause the age of the Beat Street wave is here.
Everybody let's sing along. Now come on."
-Melle Mel, "Beat Street Breakdown"

World's Best Rappers List by some punk kid March 17, 2005

special ed

1. A school program made up of classes designed for mentally challenged and physically disabled children.
2. Smooth rapper/producer from the Flatbush section of Brooklyn, NY. Famous for hits like "I Got It Made", "Think About It", "The Mission", and his collaboration with Buckshot and Masta Ace on "Crooklyn" as a member of "Crooklyn Dodgers".
3. Hilarious puppet from a great show called "Crank Yankers".

1. Special ed is available at many schools.
2. "I'm your idol, the highest title, numero uno.
I'm not a Puerto Rican, but I'm speakin so that you know.
And understand; I got the gift of speech.
And it's a blessin,
So listen to the lesson I preach.
I talk sense condensed into the form of a poem
Full of knowledge from my toes to the top of my dome.
I'm kinda young--but my tongue speaks maturity.
I'm not a child; I don't need nothin for security.
I get paid when my record is played--to put it short
I got it made."
3. Como estas el yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy?!

special ed by some punk kid February 21, 2005

Coke La Rock 

For practical reasons, he is considered to be the first hip-hop emcee. Originally a member of the Zulu Nation in the mid-70's, CLR used to rock on stage with the big dj's in the Bronx at the time. In 1976, Kool Herc asked him to act as his own master of ceremonies when his gig of spinning records became to intense, limiting Herc's opportunity to directly talk to the crowd. They were then joined by Timmy Tim and Clark Kent, becoming the Herculoids. Kool Herc and the Herculoids used to rock club spots like PAL, Celeb Club, Stardust Ballroom, Hoe Ave Boys Club, Harlem World, and Black Door. Although Coke La Rock, along with the other members of the Herculoids, never had routines as polished as rival crews such as the Furious 5, the Cold Crush Bros., or the Notorios 2, many hip-hop purists give him recognition as the first rapper ever.

If Kool Herc personally recruited him, then Coke La Rock must have been good.

Coke La Rock by some punk kid February 13, 2005