squish

1. v. To crush or flatten to the point where the object crushed has its fluids splattered about.
2. n. The sound of something getting squished. The sound is usually wet.
3. n. In the old Nickelodeon cartoon "Aaah, Real Monsters!", a squish was when a monster mildly liked another monster. Their form of a crush.

1. I saw a bug crawling on the table and squished it.
2. When I stepped on a grape in the supermarket, it went "squish".
3. In one episode of "Aaah, Real Monsters", Ickis thought that Oblina had a squish on him.

by some punk kid May 01, 2005

rocketship

n. Loud oral sex performed on a man. Usually more intense than a regular blow job. Named after how one giving a rocketship sounds like a rocket blasting off.

After a girl gives me a rocketship, I achieve lift off.

by some punk kid April 21, 2005

rainbow monkey

A cute type of stuffed animal from the show "Codename: Kids Next Door". They look like chimps with a rainbow fixed to their head. Each are different colors. Agent No. 3 loves them. It's actually quite fun to say.

Then let's go get ourselves a rainbow monkey.

by some punk kid April 29, 2005

wild cabbage

Marijuana grown in someone's back yard.

My uncle used to cultivate an enormous wild cabbage patch. He had enough weed to smoke, sell, and even eat for years.

by some punk kid April 27, 2005

theater of the absurd

Plays that veer away from the traditional convevtions of characterization, setting, and plot. Often referred to as modernist literature.

Many believe that Shakespeare's "Comedy of Errors" paved the way for the theater of the absurd.

by some punk kid May 01, 2005

fpoon

The utensil used for eating a Wendy's Frosty.

A Wendy's Frosty is the only soquid eaten with a fpoon.

by some punk kid May 18, 2006

tiggenbasty

Result of switching the "t" and the "b" in the phrase "Big n' tasty." A term of frustration used when you go to McDonald's or an equivalent fast food restaurant, order something, and the cashier or person behind the drive-thru window attempts to repeat what you said in either unintelligible language or something totally contrary to what you asked for. This is a stupid, yet somewhat gratifying, way to respond.

Employee behind drive-thru window (speaking in bad microphone): Welcome to McDonald's. May I help you?
Me: Yes. I would like a large #2, diet coke, and some cookies.
Employee: Mehdoodootmokoonbakh?
Me: WHAT?!
Employee: Meh-doo-doot-mok-oon-bakh?
Me: Yeah fool. I want a tiggenbasty!
Employee: Huh?
Me: Exactly.

by some punk kid March 20, 2005