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Rayness, not to be confused by Gayness,

Is a condition when someone suddenly was "attacked" by cats.
Some Background Info:

Attacked is in quotations because cats never attack, they love. The cat shared their power with the Ray, the person benefited by Rayness, and he becomes a cat.
All cats were made like this since 289 BCE.

There is an original Ray, from 289 BCE. He currently resides in Buckingham Palace and can be met on Discord. Rumour is he spies for the cats in a server known as Leon's USSR. Very terrifying. I wouldn't want to be Leon.
Ray has special powers, due to his Rayness.

He has these specific powers:
Regenerative Healing Factor, Adoptive Muscle Memory, Body Part Substitution, Anatomical Liberation, Additional Limbs,
Organic Constructs, Defection, Replication, Invisibility, Laser Eyes, Transfiguration, and the Sonic Scream.

Rayness itself, now that we have covered the background info,
is the condition that occurs once you are attacked by cats. You become the most nicest person on Earth, giving people money, loving cats, and being an overall joy to even the most wretched people. Significant changes include, but are not limited to, loving cats, saying :c, >:c, ;c, c:, aaaaaa, yeye, yeap, and being immune to Melon Simpitis.

RAY IS THE CHAD.

People bow to Ray, the one with Rayness. Rayness is easily accessible by everyone to become a Ray.
Ray: Haiiiiii
Bobert the Cat: Heyyy
Melon: Yo its Ray!
*Everyone*: Ay ray, my man
Mikhail: psst yo, spy on this guy
Leon: Not surprisingly, you have done exactly 92857345940392876298590105869 different tasks in 5 minutes. Impressive
Kass: Ray is a robot, confirmed
Matias: Word
Felix: RAY, Arrest that man
Yusuf: I wanna have Rayness
Bobbo: HI DAD!
Kimba: Bruh me too
Vasily: Ray my REDACTED
Snowflake: *sues Vasily*
Snowflake: I'll never sue Ray tho

Hokage: Ray, you must translate this.
Ray: I love Rayness, lemme give all of you some!
Rayness by Paki, Gen. of Pakistan November 30, 2020
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Used to describe all things rad and awesome.

• The word "Radness" derived from the word "rad", which in turn derived from the word "radical".

• This is a 21st generation word, and no mere mortal may speak of such a word in the company of persons who fail to comply with being Rad.

It also happens to be the raddest website on the web: Radness.co.za
"Hey Johnny, you should try some of this pot I jacked from my granny, this shit is pure radness!"

"Man, that site Radness.co.za has some rad shit!"
Radness by Radness.co.za September 28, 2011

Raenessest 

The Raenessest is separated into 3 syllables: Rae/ ness/ est.

1. All of who Rachel is / All of who I am; if the participants name is Rachel.

2. Completely pure and innocent.

History of Raenessest:

-Rae
The girl's name Rae also used as boy's name Rae, is pronounced Ray. Short form of Rachel (Hebrew) "ewe/lamb" or "purity/innocence"

-ness
forming nouns chiefly from adjectives: suffix
1. denoting a state or condition (sadness, happiness...)
- an instance of this (a kindness)

-est
forming the superlative of adjectives: suffix

(such as shortest, widest, brightest...)
1. It is to amplify the statement of "I am Rachel", the speaker would be claiming more than just stating a name when saying, "I am Raenessest". -"I found who I am, I'm now a Raenessest. - I feel completely Raenessest.

2. She never thinks anything bad of people, she's such a raenessest.
Raenessest by Raenessest February 5, 2010
Quality of being rad. See radliness.
Shawna's radness is insurpassable, she's cooler than Coolio, deafer than Mos Def, and shaggier than Shaq.
radness by idunnit May 4, 2005
Ranessa is an awesome & wonderful person. She is one of the most beautiful female in the world. Her kind heart & loving spirit draws others to flock around her. Ranessa is also known for having one of the biggest fattest butt in the world. She is a gift sent from god himself to bless the people of the world. She loves Fritos twist & enjoys being right all the time. People are lucky to have a Ranessa in their life so they should love, cherish, & worship the ground she walks on.
I love Ranessa, I wanna be Ranessa.
Ranessa by iworshipnessa.com November 23, 2021
Man I'm so awesome. Look how the rafness just radiates off of me.
rafness by rafiq basaria October 18, 2005
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