Definitions by snappy's

wangster

someone extremely proficient in the use of a penis.

He's a primo wangster.
She's a wangster machine.

wangster by snappy's February 6, 2008

blue dress

fellatio, bj. Derivation: Monica Lewinsky

Sweetie, how bout a blue dress session?

blue dress by snappy's February 5, 2008

hotter than a two peckered goat

horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.

Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.

hotter than a two peckered goat by snappy's February 5, 2008

bellicheat 

verb: to spy on someone else, usually with video. private dick.
noun: someone who spies on someone else using video.
Derivation: Bill Bellichik, coach of New England Patriots

Hey dude, better watch out the old lady don't bellicheat ya while you're over at the girlfriend's.
Gotta be careful cause the old lady's got a bellicheat on me.

bellicheat by snappy's February 5, 2008

tom-tom 

to locate. to locate or find something or someone you tom-tom.

The old lady would never tom-tom me here. Man, you're lucky cause my old lady's got built-in tom-tom.

tom-tom by snappy's February 5, 2008

mcmuff 

A good lookin blonde trophy wife. Derivation from John McCain.

Dude's got himself a mcmuff.
Man, just give me a weekend with a mcmuff like that.

mcmuff by snappy's February 5, 2008

racetrack

a shaved vagina. Derived from "grass won't grow on a racetrack."

The papparazzi got some pics of Brittany's racetrack.

racetrack by snappy's February 5, 2008