by smendler July 29, 2009
In George Orwell's novel 1984, an organization for young people that advocated complete celibacy for both sexes. The Party intends to abolish the institution of the family, so all children will be the products of artificial insemination and grow up in public institutions. Members wear red sashes around their waists. Julia, Winston Smith's lover, is a member of the Junior Anti-Sex League, though she does not share their ideals.
By extension, the conservative & repressive forces in society that support ideals of celibacy, virginity, purity, etc.
By extension, the conservative & repressive forces in society that support ideals of celibacy, virginity, purity, etc.
by smendler June 20, 2009
Variation on "your lips to Gods ears" - may the (perhaps improbable) wish you just typed be received by the Divine, and then brought to fruition. Another way to say, "Boy, I sure hope so!"
by smendler June 19, 2009
Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"
by smendler September 29, 2013
Dried santorum (q.v.), which has lost its frothy quality and become all crusty and scaly. Very difficult to remove.
"Damn, I shouldn't have drunk so much at the orgy last night - I overslept, and now all this santorum has turned to scalia - Ouch!"
by smendler October 15, 2011
The art of inhaling large amounts of fumes from burning cannabis leaves. Mastering this art requires hours of assiduous practice.
"I don't wanna say that Ted smokes a lot of weed, but he's got a black belt in Tae Bong Do, y'know what I'm saying?"
by smendler April 21, 2010
1. High-ticket items bought with insurance money following the Hurricane Katrina disaster. "Those indulgences you decided you were going to treat yourself to, even if you didn't have a house anymore." (Ronette King, New Orleans Times-Picayune, 5/27/2007)
2. Items found by volunteers during Hurricane Katrina cleanup efforts, that couldn't be returned to their original owners, and were saved as souvenirs.
3. Jewelry or other items made to memorialize the Hurricane Katrina disaster, sold as souvenirs.
2. Items found by volunteers during Hurricane Katrina cleanup efforts, that couldn't be returned to their original owners, and were saved as souvenirs.
3. Jewelry or other items made to memorialize the Hurricane Katrina disaster, sold as souvenirs.
1. "The plasma TV? Yeah, that's one of my Katrinkets."
2. Betty had a muddy Barbie doll on her shelf - a Katrinket from the time her church group went to New Orleans to help rebuild some houses.
3. "I went to a street fair when we were in New Orleans - I mut have bought about a dozen Katrinkets."
2. Betty had a muddy Barbie doll on her shelf - a Katrinket from the time her church group went to New Orleans to help rebuild some houses.
3. "I went to a street fair when we were in New Orleans - I mut have bought about a dozen Katrinkets."
by smendler March 23, 2009