smendler's definitions
by smendler April 21, 2010
Get the masturbation paymug. 1. A declaration of complete approval, usually said after listing several qualities of the thing being approved; frequently used in an ironic or sarcastic sense. Popularized by sitcoms like Friends and Seinfeld.
2. Title of a Hannah Montana song.
2. Title of a Hannah Montana song.
"He's tall, he's sweet, has a great sense of humor, and he has a great job - what's not to like?"
"Upset? Why would I be upset? We've totaled the car, we can't get out, we wrecked an orphanage, the cops are on the way, and we've got 3 kilos in the trunk! I mean, what's not to like?"
Ross: It tastes like feet!
Joey Tribbiani: Well, I like it.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Joey Tribbiani: I mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!
"Upset? Why would I be upset? We've totaled the car, we can't get out, we wrecked an orphanage, the cops are on the way, and we've got 3 kilos in the trunk! I mean, what's not to like?"
Ross: It tastes like feet!
Joey Tribbiani: Well, I like it.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Joey Tribbiani: I mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!
by smendler July 28, 2010
Get the what's not to like?mug. A huge pile of unwashed clothing, such as is frequently seen in the bedrooms of high schoolers and college students.
Sherri's mother opened her bedroom door, and screamed when she saw the massive laundrosity that was taking over the room.
by smendler October 3, 2011
Get the laundrositymug. Dried santorum (q.v.), which has lost its frothy quality and become all crusty and scaly. Very difficult to remove.
"Damn, I shouldn't have drunk so much at the orgy last night - I overslept, and now all this santorum has turned to scalia - Ouch!"
by smendler October 14, 2011
Get the scaliamug. A sneeze that doesn't quite happen; a sneeze tease. (Derived from "it's nothing"; pron. "snuthin" or "snuffin")
"Ahhh... AAAHHHHH...." (silence) "Hey man, you need a tissue?" "Nah, it was just a snothing." "Well, bless you anyway."
by smendler January 22, 2009
Get the snothingmug. by smendler July 29, 2009
Get the Corpzimug. 1. High-ticket items bought with insurance money following the Hurricane Katrina disaster. "Those indulgences you decided you were going to treat yourself to, even if you didn't have a house anymore." (Ronette King, New Orleans Times-Picayune, 5/27/2007)
2. Items found by volunteers during Hurricane Katrina cleanup efforts, that couldn't be returned to their original owners, and were saved as souvenirs.
3. Jewelry or other items made to memorialize the Hurricane Katrina disaster, sold as souvenirs.
2. Items found by volunteers during Hurricane Katrina cleanup efforts, that couldn't be returned to their original owners, and were saved as souvenirs.
3. Jewelry or other items made to memorialize the Hurricane Katrina disaster, sold as souvenirs.
1. "The plasma TV? Yeah, that's one of my Katrinkets."
2. Betty had a muddy Barbie doll on her shelf - a Katrinket from the time her church group went to New Orleans to help rebuild some houses.
3. "I went to a street fair when we were in New Orleans - I mut have bought about a dozen Katrinkets."
2. Betty had a muddy Barbie doll on her shelf - a Katrinket from the time her church group went to New Orleans to help rebuild some houses.
3. "I went to a street fair when we were in New Orleans - I mut have bought about a dozen Katrinkets."
by smendler March 23, 2009
Get the Katrinketsmug.