34 definitions by smendler

Your keyboard to God's screen

Variation on "your lips to Gods ears" - may the (perhaps improbable) wish you just typed be received by the Divine, and then brought to fruition. Another way to say, "Boy, I sure hope so!"

"It's like 1989 all over again, in Iran."

"Your keyboard to God's screen."

by smendler June 19, 2009

rushing the pisser

Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up

Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"

by smendler September 29, 2013

Corpzi

supporter of Corporate Socialism

"Damn, these Corpzis have no shame at all, do they?"

by smendler July 29, 2009

snothing

A sneeze that doesn't quite happen; a sneeze tease. (Derived from "it's nothing"; pron. "snuthin" or "snuffin")

"Ahhh... AAAHHHHH...." (silence) "Hey man, you need a tissue?" "Nah, it was just a snothing." "Well, bless you anyway."

by smendler January 22, 2009

masturbation pay

Unemployment insurance.

"Well, my masturbation pay came in, so yeah, we can go get some fries."

by smendler April 21, 2010

scalia

Dried santorum (q.v.), which has lost its frothy quality and become all crusty and scaly. Very difficult to remove.

"Damn, I shouldn't have drunk so much at the orgy last night - I overslept, and now all this santorum has turned to scalia - Ouch!"

by smendler October 15, 2011

DNB

"Damn Near Blind"; not technically blind, but visually challenged enough to be unable to do essential things; usually referring to one's state without one's eyeglasses

Jack: "What's the matter, Ted?" Ted: "Oh, I have to drive to work, I can't find my glasses, and without them I'm DNB!"

by smendler May 24, 2010