"Why'd you go to her party, if you don't like her?"
"Because cake."
"I must have this new gadget! Why? Because awesome!"
"Because cake."
"I must have this new gadget! Why? Because awesome!"
by smendler April 18, 2013
Novel grammatical structure indicating "I always like" something. Kinda like the middle voice in ancient Greek. Frequently used in reference to a love object, or favorite band.
When I asked her what she wanted for breakfast, Kate stirred and said, "Mmm, I love me some scrambled eggs!"
"Oh, I'd love me some Beyonce, you bet!" said Kyle.
"Oh, I'd love me some Beyonce, you bet!" said Kyle.
by smendler July 16, 2010
A game wherein a group of people take turns bringing up "Random Words" on urbandictionary.com. If your random word describes a perverse sex act, you're out. Winner is the last one remaining. Can also be played as a drinking game.
We were playing Urban Dictionary Roulette, and it was down to me and Tom - but then I got "Dirty Sanchez" and it was all over.
by smendler June 04, 2016
(from the French "sirop de poteau") What Quebecers and others call imitation "breakfast syrups" like Mrs. Buttersworth or Log Cabin - suggesting that they are made by tapping dead telephone poles rather than real maple trees.
"Oh man, she made me pancakes in the morning, right? But all she had to put on them was some disgusting pole syrup!"
by smendler February 07, 2012
A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.
Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"
Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"
Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"
by smendler September 20, 2010
An intelligent person who is not only well-versed in his/her subject, but is also graced with an ability to make that subject come to life for others who may not have as much knowledge. A Sagan knows how to evoke childlike wonder and awe, while not taking himself/herself too seriously. Humanisitic, warmhearted, optimistic, and unpretentious. Not just a sage - a Sagan.
by smendler May 22, 2013