skippy's definitions

sadism

the obtaining of pleasure, sometimes sexual, from being cruel to or hurting another person

by skippy June 13, 2003

snip snap

when a woman or man is sucking on a male's penis and pulls to hard it comes out of it's socket in a "snip snap" motion

last night i had a snip snap accident.

by Skippy June 6, 2004

silenced orgasm

when one has an orgasm but no sperm or semen flys out of the reproductive system.

"last night i had a silenced orgasm while i was on top of ryan" chris told his dad.

by Skippy June 6, 2004

mah

this word (as my comrad 'dan' has stated) is generally used to exhibit mass amounts of chaos in local school busses, but it is also used to annoy sisters (also pronounced disder) or brothers (broder) and the optional parent. this word can also be followed up by the term haah (mah-haah all together). also as 'dan' has said (or rather typed) it is used by people on medications or mentally disturbed (i myself am both). mah haah can be used in every/any scentance at every/any time. mah haah has also been proven to be the most annoying sound ever created by man. mah haah can be a noun or a verb or an adjective ect. and can b a term of genious or retardation.

school bus:
bus driver:hello kids
4 kids: MAHHH HAHHHH
bus driver:enough of that now children remember what happened last time
4 kids: MAH HAHHH MAHHHH HAH

noun:yo, mah!
verb:i'll mah u up u piece o mah haah
adjective:dude thats mahing awsome!
ect. ect.

in the home:
mom:do ur homework
me: MAHH HAAAHHHH
dad:do ur chores
me: MAHHH HAHHHA MAHHHHHH!!!!
disder:get out of my room
me:MAHH HAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!(while destroying room and being as evil as possible)
broder:(walking around the house)
me: (jumps on back) MAHHH HAHHHH!!!

mental hospital:
shrink:have u been taking ur medicine?
me:MAHHH HAHHHHHHHHH HAHHHHHHHH HAHHHHHHHHH MAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!(insanly running around in straight jacket bouncing up and down and rolling aroung on the ground)

by skippy January 8, 2004

lap licker

lap licker lesbians who engage in oral sex!

or in other words..... bush eater, carpet muncher, lickalotopus, fuzz bumpers, cod lickers

by skippy March 11, 2004

Sidearm

n. A paradox of Einsteinian proportion, that which is at the same time bad-ass and refined. That which saves brown babies and prepares homemade pasta dough. That which is truly hoss and yet truly gentile. A man of amazing proportion and ridiculous excess. A man of this age and all others.

The sidearm feverishly prepared his fifth culinary masterpiece while simultaneously smoking a pipe and saving a brown village.

by Skippy April 23, 2004

respect

It is what you have left after a hard night of drinking results in you getting violently ill.

Rusty drank a whole case of beer earned respect when he puked on my house.

by Skippy January 1, 2005