Skippy's definitions

tinkerbell

Tinkerbell is when a guy hangs from a light fixture and jerks-off all over a girl, much like how tinkerbell spread her pixie dust all over wendy and the boys who went to never never land. This is usually preceded by a peter pan and sometimes followed by a Captain Hook.

I tinkerbelled on your mom more than a Disney movie.

by Skippy April 5, 2005

silenced orgasm

when one has an orgasm but no sperm or semen flys out of the reproductive system.

"last night i had a silenced orgasm while i was on top of ryan" chris told his dad.

by Skippy June 6, 2004

mah

this word (as my comrad 'dan' has stated) is generally used to exhibit mass amounts of chaos in local school busses, but it is also used to annoy sisters (also pronounced disder) or brothers (broder) and the optional parent. this word can also be followed up by the term haah (mah-haah all together). also as 'dan' has said (or rather typed) it is used by people on medications or mentally disturbed (i myself am both). mah haah can be used in every/any scentance at every/any time. mah haah has also been proven to be the most annoying sound ever created by man. mah haah can be a noun or a verb or an adjective ect. and can b a term of genious or retardation.

school bus:
bus driver:hello kids
4 kids: MAHHH HAHHHH
bus driver:enough of that now children remember what happened last time
4 kids: MAH HAHHH MAHHHH HAH

noun:yo, mah!
verb:i'll mah u up u piece o mah haah
adjective:dude thats mahing awsome!
ect. ect.

in the home:
mom:do ur homework
me: MAHH HAAAHHHH
dad:do ur chores
me: MAHHH HAHHHA MAHHHHHH!!!!
disder:get out of my room
me:MAHH HAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!(while destroying room and being as evil as possible)
broder:(walking around the house)
me: (jumps on back) MAHHH HAHHHH!!!

mental hospital:
shrink:have u been taking ur medicine?
me:MAHHH HAHHHHHHHHH HAHHHHHHHH HAHHHHHHHHH MAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!(insanly running around in straight jacket bouncing up and down and rolling aroung on the ground)

by skippy January 8, 2004

lap licker

lap licker lesbians who engage in oral sex!

or in other words..... bush eater, carpet muncher, lickalotopus, fuzz bumpers, cod lickers

by skippy March 11, 2004

Beer

Temporary solution for all of lifes problems.

Eh lets go drink some beer after school and get drunk!!!

by Skippy December 12, 2003

peter pan

to peter pan, or peterpanning someone, is when a girl lies on a bed spreading her legs, while the guy runs at her and the jumps up and lands with his penis in her vagina. This has never been performed by any human being alive except for Peter Pan, because he can fly. Caution to all who may try this.

I peter panned your mom last night. It was like flying.

by Skippy April 5, 2005

Skippy

Only the cutest horse ever known to man, er... horse-kind.

Whoa. You're like, nearly half as gorgeous as Skippy. Wait.. maybe not.

by Skippy December 16, 2004