Skippy's definitions

respect

It is what you have left after a hard night of drinking results in you getting violently ill.

Rusty drank a whole case of beer earned respect when he puked on my house.

by Skippy January 1, 2005

Sidearm

n. A paradox of Einsteinian proportion, that which is at the same time bad-ass and refined. That which saves brown babies and prepares homemade pasta dough. That which is truly hoss and yet truly gentile. A man of amazing proportion and ridiculous excess. A man of this age and all others.

The sidearm feverishly prepared his fifth culinary masterpiece while simultaneously smoking a pipe and saving a brown village.

by Skippy April 23, 2004

Skippy

Only the cutest horse ever known to man, er... horse-kind.

Whoa. You're like, nearly half as gorgeous as Skippy. Wait.. maybe not.

by Skippy December 16, 2004

Beer

Temporary solution for all of lifes problems.

Eh lets go drink some beer after school and get drunk!!!

by Skippy December 12, 2003

peter pan

to peter pan, or peterpanning someone, is when a girl lies on a bed spreading her legs, while the guy runs at her and the jumps up and lands with his penis in her vagina. This has never been performed by any human being alive except for Peter Pan, because he can fly. Caution to all who may try this.

I peter panned your mom last night. It was like flying.

by Skippy April 5, 2005

skippy

Common name for a preppy or fraternity guy.

Biff: Skip old boy, are you attending the Dartmouth v. Yale game saturday.
Skippy: I'm there bud.

by skippy May 8, 2004

chicken surprise

when one shits on a chicken and makes his or her partner lick it off and feed it back through the butthole. This then causes a sexual stimulation with the parter who then will feast on the asshole of the chicken.

"the chicken surprise tasted so good last night I thought I was in heaven," quoted chris who was just leaving ryan's house.

by Skippy June 6, 2004