Skippy's definitions

tube sock

A tube sock refers to the result of pink socking your partner, stapling the pink sock to a table, and then pulling on his/her head, stretching the inverted rectum an unhealthy distance.

Mr. Spock's cock shocked her Virginia stock before doing the tube sock

by Skippy December 13, 2006

Whassup

Whassup is a shortuned form of "What is up?" Normally used by lazy people or people in a hury, alost used as a Greating

"whassup my homie?"
or" Whass up we goona be late for the movie?"

by Skippy November 30, 2003

ocelot

a little beast who sucks and needs to bow down to megan like a tree to the wind.

why are you such a little ocelot, emu?

by skippy August 19, 2003

Fender

a guitar company that makes sweet guitars and basses

i just got a p-bass and a stratocaster

by skippy October 1, 2003

peter pan

to peter pan, or peterpanning someone, is when a girl lies on a bed spreading her legs, while the guy runs at her and the jumps up and lands with his penis in her vagina. This has never been performed by any human being alive except for Peter Pan, because he can fly. Caution to all who may try this.

I peter panned your mom last night. It was like flying.

by Skippy April 5, 2005

tinkerbell

Tinkerbell is when a guy hangs from a light fixture and jerks-off all over a girl, much like how tinkerbell spread her pixie dust all over wendy and the boys who went to never never land. This is usually preceded by a peter pan and sometimes followed by a Captain Hook.

I tinkerbelled on your mom more than a Disney movie.

by Skippy April 5, 2005

Skippy

Only the cutest horse ever known to man, er... horse-kind.

Whoa. You're like, nearly half as gorgeous as Skippy. Wait.. maybe not.

by Skippy December 16, 2004