shawn's definitions

Ghetto Bootie

A very eye catching bump on the rear of a female, can be slapped or humped for pleasure.

Damn! Gabby has one big ghetto bootie. I wanna slap it soo bad!

by Shawn September 25, 2004

rhoni

To have a strong desire to do something.
A more vulgar synonym used today is "hard-on"

I had a rhoni for some pizza.

by Shawn January 4, 2004

Killswitch Engage

Band that restored this punk rocker's faith in metal!

Man, I haven't been listening to much metal anymore, but killswitch engage knocked me on my ass!

by shawn May 17, 2004

Gonorherphasyphalaids

A fictional sexually transmitted disease usually used in a comical way. It's a combination of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids

You slept with that whore?? she's gonna give you Gonorherphasyphalaids! lol.

by Shawn November 1, 2004

nihilism

The belief that existence is useless and pointless, life has no meaning.

I've read so much Nietzsche, that I've adopted a nihlistic worldview!

by shawn December 25, 2004

Ricer

the addition of a park bench on the deck lid, a fart pipe just below the bumper, and a snow plow on the front end.

There are racers and there are ricers.. it's up to you to make the distiction! Knowledge is power.. Honda is not!

by Shawn October 9, 2003

woofums

another name for a dog.
fuzzums

come here woofums.
woofums, i hate you.

by shawn May 27, 2004