No skills

when someone has no skills like chads mom

No skills bitch nigga

by SHawn February 16, 2005

grunge

Stupid term used primarily by journalist in the early 90s, because the thought they needed a new word for rock music.

Hey this shit sounds pretty good, but we can't call it "rock n' roll" alright why don't we just call it "grunge".

by shawn December 23, 2004

sphygmic

pertaining to the pulse

Because he had evolved, Jack could see the color that Jill's sphygmic energy omitted.

by shawn December 06, 2003

shard

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English sceard; akin to Old English scieran to cut -- more at SHEAR
1 a : a piece or fragment of a brittle substance; broadly : a small piece or part b : SHELL, SCALE; especially : ELYTRON
2 usually sherd : fragments of pottery vessels found on sites and in refuse deposits where pottery-making peoples have lived
3 : highly angular curved glass fragments of tuffaceous sediments

There was nothing left of the earthenware vessels except for broken shards.

by Shawn February 24, 2004

whip cream

when a person has cum all over their face and they go to wipe it off but miss the cum thats right under their nose leaving a cum mustache.

Tommy was sucking my cock(haha) and I gave him some whip cream.

by shawn May 27, 2004

Gonorherphasyphalaids

A fictional sexually transmitted disease usually used in a comical way. It's a combination of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids

You slept with that whore?? she's gonna give you Gonorherphasyphalaids! lol.

by Shawn November 01, 2004

Nati

Natural Light Beer

All I could afford was was a sixer of Nati.

by Shawn November 06, 2002