shawn's definitions

beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.

I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.

by shawn May 27, 2004

F.A.N.I.T.A.

Abbreviation for Fuck A Nigga In The Ass.

man i wanna F.A.N.I.T.A. so badly, it hurts.

by shawn May 27, 2004

draft

Tool implemented by governments so that citizens of countries are forced to put their lives on the line fighting wars over values and ideas that do not necessarily reflect their own. From what I understand this is usually done randomly through a lottery system!

1. Since we don't have enough people enlisting in the armed forces we will now reinstate the draft and force you to die for this country. Ain't freedom great?

by Shawn June 1, 2004

samn

v - to hate somehting so much its unimaginable.

i freaking samn soup.

by Shawn June 3, 2004

bank

suitable for a function or a job

Sue's bank for our cheerleading team.

by Shawn June 4, 2004

Bended

Bending the rules.NOT breaking but bending them.

LittleSkit: you told me you would tell me and the rules say you have to tell me.

ItsGoingOn:so what i bended the rules.

by Shawn June 10, 2004

hatrack

any person or object that is not to be underestimated or fucked with

i fucked this lil bitch last nite.. man she was no hatrack

by shawn October 5, 2004