shawn's definitions

ooiiuu

a collection of weird textbooks

a bookcase of physics books

by shawn August 26, 2003

grunge

Stupid term used primarily by journalist in the early 90s, because the thought they needed a new word for rock music.

Hey this shit sounds pretty good, but we can't call it "rock n' roll" alright why don't we just call it "grunge".

by shawn December 22, 2004

pimp statis

One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.

Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.

by Shawn April 12, 2004

White Sox

Lesser of the two Chicago baseball teams. They never sell out, they're a terrible team, they have terrible fans.

The Cubs hammered the Sox in the Crosstown series.

by Shawn January 16, 2005

Gonorherphasyphalaids

A fictional sexually transmitted disease usually used in a comical way. It's a combination of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids

You slept with that whore?? she's gonna give you Gonorherphasyphalaids! lol.

by Shawn November 1, 2004

soy bean

A girl beyond beautifulness. A girl who is smart, healthy, (preferably a vegetarian) and cares about others. A girl who is like a well balanced breakfast. She is hot as shit…but still she is smart as shit!

Brenna is a soy bean!

by Shawn July 27, 2003

import

See Nissan.

Hey can I run my domestic on your dyno? Sorry man, that Nissan just overloaded the circuits.

by Shawn October 13, 2003