shawn's definitions

White Sox

Lesser of the two Chicago baseball teams. They never sell out, they're a terrible team, they have terrible fans.

The Cubs hammered the Sox in the Crosstown series.

by Shawn January 16, 2005

nihilism

The belief that existence is useless and pointless, life has no meaning.

I've read so much Nietzsche, that I've adopted a nihlistic worldview!

by shawn December 25, 2004

crotch crickets

crabs, pubic lice

by shawn December 17, 2002

fandamtanbulous

More than fantanbulous.
Ultra cool; innovative and exciting.

That rollercoaster ride was so much fun. And the loop d loops were fandamtanbulous.

by shawn February 17, 2004

stretch a cock

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

by shawn May 27, 2004

algonquin monster

the penis

His Algonquin Monster was heading for her glorious caverns

by Shawn March 13, 2003

bouncing souls

One of the greatest bands in the world.

Don't touch my cd player, i'm listening to "Argyle" by the Bouncing Souls!

by shawn May 17, 2004