shawn's definitions

stretch a cock

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

by shawn May 27, 2004

soul patch

The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.

His soul patch was so long, he saved a meal for later in it.

by Shawn March 16, 2003

samn

v - to hate somehting so much its unimaginable.

i freaking samn soup.

by Shawn June 3, 2004

turdcutter

a really good looking ass; gender not spcific

damn,that's a nice turdcutter on that chick!!

by shawn April 26, 2003

Pause

Used to get someone to stop speaking, once something homosexual has been spoken.

Yo son, that was some mo' shit, pause.

by Shawn February 11, 2003

scandy

Short term for scandalous

I heard she was spreading rumors about you. She's so scandy.

by shawn February 17, 2004

rhoni

To have a strong desire to do something.
A more vulgar synonym used today is "hard-on"

I had a rhoni for some pizza.

by Shawn January 4, 2004