shawn's definitions

Pause

Used to get someone to stop speaking, once something homosexual has been spoken.

Yo son, that was some mo' shit, pause.

by Shawn February 11, 2003

Jewel

Most talented singer, songwriter, poet, guitar player, artist, inspirational person ever to live.

Jewel is amazing at anything she does.

by Shawn January 25, 2004

cattywumpus

to grab another's head and brain suck

He yelled "Cattywumpus" and I crushed his skull with my palm

by Shawn March 13, 2003

rhoni

To have a strong desire to do something.
A more vulgar synonym used today is "hard-on"

I had a rhoni for some pizza.

by Shawn January 4, 2004

Ghetto Bootie

A very eye catching bump on the rear of a female, can be slapped or humped for pleasure.

Damn! Gabby has one big ghetto bootie. I wanna slap it soo bad!

by Shawn September 25, 2004

Killswitch Engage

Band that restored this punk rocker's faith in metal!

Man, I haven't been listening to much metal anymore, but killswitch engage knocked me on my ass!

by shawn May 17, 2004

crotch crickets

crabs, pubic lice

by shawn December 17, 2002