shawn's definitions

cock

1. a male rooster
2. the male brain
3. a one eyed snake

1. last night i was watching the cocks fight.
2. Dude shes fucking hot. Go tell her. "Hey baby, your hot. Wanna fuck?" SLAP
3. Becky OMG last night shawn put his cock in my mouth and it spit all over my face!

by shawn April 2, 2004

No skills

when someone has no skills like chads mom

No skills bitch nigga

by SHawn February 15, 2005

fandamtanbulous

More than fantanbulous.
Ultra cool; innovative and exciting.

That rollercoaster ride was so much fun. And the loop d loops were fandamtanbulous.

by shawn February 17, 2004

bank

suitable for a function or a job

Sue's bank for our cheerleading team.

by Shawn June 4, 2004

rhoni

To have a strong desire to do something.
A more vulgar synonym used today is "hard-on"

I had a rhoni for some pizza.

by Shawn January 4, 2004

cattywumpus

to grab another's head and brain suck

He yelled "Cattywumpus" and I crushed his skull with my palm

by Shawn March 13, 2003

Ghetto Bootie

A very eye catching bump on the rear of a female, can be slapped or humped for pleasure.

Damn! Gabby has one big ghetto bootie. I wanna slap it soo bad!

by Shawn September 25, 2004