shawn's definitions

crotch crickets

crabs, pubic lice

by shawn December 17, 2002

Gonorherphasyphalaids

A fictional sexually transmitted disease usually used in a comical way. It's a combination of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids

You slept with that whore?? she's gonna give you Gonorherphasyphalaids! lol.

by Shawn November 1, 2004

Saylem.

The chick who is from room with the people and the things.. And yeah.. She is very hot, and very sexy.. And, I want to do her.. Is that possible? I think so. =>

There is not an example for a human BEING.

by Shawn July 26, 2004

Pause

Used to get someone to stop speaking, once something homosexual has been spoken.

Yo son, that was some mo' shit, pause.

by Shawn February 11, 2003

scandy

Short term for scandalous

I heard she was spreading rumors about you. She's so scandy.

by shawn February 17, 2004

stretch a cock

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

by shawn May 27, 2004

walri

The way a stoner describes multiple walruses.

Dude, we went to sea world today, we saw dolphins, killer whales and walri!

by shawn December 31, 2004