shawn's definitions

v-rod

Harley - Davidsons hot rod street-legal drag bike used for picking up curb monkeys and getting alot of booty.

The guy on that v-rod gets laid every night.

by shawn December 31, 2003

ridicklepicklesnickulous

When something is beyond ridiculous.

Well that story is just ridicklepicklesnickulous!

by Shawn April 7, 2004

trouble shooting

When a man has problems with impotency

Sorry honey, I am having trouble shooting today.

by Shawn May 13, 2004

Beanie Man Syndrome

Abrv. BMS. The frequent and potent finkel air excretion caused by ingestion of large amounts of beans and bean biproducts. Most commonly caused by excessive burrito intake. Syptoms can last for several days and can include diarreah, motorcycle-like sounds, and a trail of rank gas potent enough to clear even the largest of rooms.

"My friend is BMS'ing because he can't keep his hands off those damn Grandito-Burritos!"

by Shawn July 29, 2005

beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.

I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.

by shawn May 27, 2004

Big o' tays

means big boobs. Friend was trying to say tig old bitties. But was super drunk and slurred his words to say big o'tays.

KPs got some big o' tays

by shawn March 28, 2004

hammer gloves

Describing when someone is about to do something gnarly, a great feat. usually relating to skateboarding, or other extreme sports manuevers. see also hammers

"Oh, man, joey put on his hammer gloves and totally back lipped that 12"

by shawn March 9, 2004