shawn's definitions

fandango

a delicious spanish dance swung with the Nooch

Palanouch, Palanouch, will you do the fandango?

by Shawn September 18, 2004

turdcutter

a really good looking ass; gender not spcific

damn,that's a nice turdcutter on that chick!!

by shawn April 26, 2003

Pause

Used to get someone to stop speaking, once something homosexual has been spoken.

Yo son, that was some mo' shit, pause.

by Shawn February 11, 2003

scandy

Short term for scandalous

I heard she was spreading rumors about you. She's so scandy.

by shawn February 17, 2004

White Sox

Lesser of the two Chicago baseball teams. They never sell out, they're a terrible team, they have terrible fans.

The Cubs hammered the Sox in the Crosstown series.

by Shawn January 16, 2005

Gonorherphasyphalaids

A fictional sexually transmitted disease usually used in a comical way. It's a combination of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids

You slept with that whore?? she's gonna give you Gonorherphasyphalaids! lol.

by Shawn November 1, 2004

crotch crickets

crabs, pubic lice

by shawn December 17, 2002