shawn's definitions

Irrelevancy Sitdown

An irrelevancy sitdown it a situation that becomes rediculous due to the actions of the person performing the task or because the task was not useful.

After I went through all of the trouble of filling out all the information in my browser, it crashed, and therefore was an irrelevancy sitdown.

by Shawn January 21, 2004

F.A.N.I.T.A.

Abbreviation for Fuck A Nigga In The Ass.

man i wanna F.A.N.I.T.A. so badly, it hurts.

by shawn May 27, 2004

Wench

a beautiful women who engages particularly in duties concerning domestic affairs, kitchen cleaning, or ale serving

the object of a pirate's affection

usually found in sea faring ports, in the back of the kitchen scrubbing pots, passed out under a pirate ship's deck, or tending to the wash.

Yaaar!! Call over the tavern wench. Me ale bucket needs a filling. And while you're there, tell 'er that she should clean out the stain she left on my bed sheets last night. Arrrr!

by shawn April 8, 2005

spilt milk

when a chick is sucking your dick and she starts laughing right as you start to cum, and the cum starts to spill out her nose.

That bitch was deep throating my dick when all of a sudden i noticed she had some spilt milk coming out her nose.

by shawn May 27, 2004

Ricer

the addition of a park bench on the deck lid, a fart pipe just below the bumper, and a snow plow on the front end.

There are racers and there are ricers.. it's up to you to make the distiction! Knowledge is power.. Honda is not!

by Shawn October 9, 2003

woofums

another name for a dog.
fuzzums

come here woofums.
woofums, i hate you.

by shawn May 27, 2004

buzzkill

When your high on marijuana and one of your friends starts getting paranoid and saying "oh man the cops are gonna catch us doin this."

Ryan: dude this pot is so cool.
Tim: yeah man. Hey hey hey smoke weed everyday.
Ryan: yeah too bad this shit is illegal and the cops might catch us.
Tim: god dammit ryan your such a fucking buzzkill.

by shawn May 27, 2004