shawn's definitions

Gonorherphasyphalaids

A fictional sexually transmitted disease usually used in a comical way. It's a combination of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids

You slept with that whore?? she's gonna give you Gonorherphasyphalaids! lol.

by Shawn November 1, 2004

woofums

another name for a dog.
fuzzums

come here woofums.
woofums, i hate you.

by shawn May 27, 2004

Ricer

the addition of a park bench on the deck lid, a fart pipe just below the bumper, and a snow plow on the front end.

There are racers and there are ricers.. it's up to you to make the distiction! Knowledge is power.. Honda is not!

by Shawn October 9, 2003

hatrack

any person or object that is not to be underestimated or fucked with

i fucked this lil bitch last nite.. man she was no hatrack

by shawn October 5, 2004

buzzkill

When your high on marijuana and one of your friends starts getting paranoid and saying "oh man the cops are gonna catch us doin this."

Ryan: dude this pot is so cool.
Tim: yeah man. Hey hey hey smoke weed everyday.
Ryan: yeah too bad this shit is illegal and the cops might catch us.
Tim: god dammit ryan your such a fucking buzzkill.

by shawn May 27, 2004

bitch face killa

a girl who's glare would kill you if you were not wearing your anti-whore armour

The bitch face killa made me cream my drawers with her glance in my general direction

by Shawn March 13, 2003

vampires

Beautiful, pale, creatures with fangs and lots of sex appeal. 'Goth' culture has turned vampirism into a trend which many Satanists practice. They call themselves 'vampyres' to distinguish themselves and get fake fangs fitted in.

The Ruda family are vampyres.

by Shawn February 21, 2005