shawn's definitions

vampires

Beautiful, pale, creatures with fangs and lots of sex appeal. 'Goth' culture has turned vampirism into a trend which many Satanists practice. They call themselves 'vampyres' to distinguish themselves and get fake fangs fitted in.

The Ruda family are vampyres.

by Shawn February 21, 2005

ricockularity

Great absurdity or ricockulousness.
Of an absurd or ricockulous nature.

That movie was so dumb. The ricockularity is beyond belief.

by shawn February 17, 2004

tickling the taco

slang phrase for female masterbation

Last night I walking in on my old lady tickling her taco

by shawn November 19, 2003

Ricer

the addition of a park bench on the deck lid, a fart pipe just below the bumper, and a snow plow on the front end.

There are racers and there are ricers.. it's up to you to make the distiction! Knowledge is power.. Honda is not!

by Shawn October 9, 2003

woofums

another name for a dog.
fuzzums

come here woofums.
woofums, i hate you.

by shawn May 27, 2004

cock

1. a male rooster
2. the male brain
3. a one eyed snake

1. last night i was watching the cocks fight.
2. Dude shes fucking hot. Go tell her. "Hey baby, your hot. Wanna fuck?" SLAP
3. Becky OMG last night shawn put his cock in my mouth and it spit all over my face!

by shawn April 2, 2004

algonquin monster

the penis

His Algonquin Monster was heading for her glorious caverns

by Shawn March 13, 2003