shawn's definitions

woofums

another name for a dog.
fuzzums

come here woofums.
woofums, i hate you.

by shawn May 27, 2004

spilt milk

when a chick is sucking your dick and she starts laughing right as you start to cum, and the cum starts to spill out her nose.

That bitch was deep throating my dick when all of a sudden i noticed she had some spilt milk coming out her nose.

by shawn May 27, 2004

pimp statis

One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.

Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.

by Shawn April 12, 2004

ooiiuu

a collection of weird textbooks

a bookcase of physics books

by shawn August 26, 2003

social d

Abbreviation used by fans for legendary punk rock band social distortion.

Social D. are amazing Mike Ness seems to get better with time.

by shawn December 22, 2004

grunge

Stupid term used primarily by journalist in the early 90s, because the thought they needed a new word for rock music.

Hey this shit sounds pretty good, but we can't call it "rock n' roll" alright why don't we just call it "grunge".

by shawn December 22, 2004

neckdrape

a mullet;
the flap of hair that hangs down, like a mudflap, that effectively covers the douchecan's back neck preventing sunburn and picking up women!

Damn, it is 2004 and my brother still has that tired ass neckdrape! If he ever cuts that off, he will need some SPF 300 to protect his neck...

by shawn January 17, 2004