shawn's definitions

Killswitch Engage

Band that restored this punk rocker's faith in metal!

Man, I haven't been listening to much metal anymore, but killswitch engage knocked me on my ass!

by shawn May 17, 2004

turdcutter

a really good looking ass; gender not spcific

damn,that's a nice turdcutter on that chick!!

by shawn April 26, 2003

Pause

Used to get someone to stop speaking, once something homosexual has been spoken.

Yo son, that was some mo' shit, pause.

by Shawn February 11, 2003

scandy

Short term for scandalous

I heard she was spreading rumors about you. She's so scandy.

by shawn February 17, 2004

nihilism

The belief that existence is useless and pointless, life has no meaning.

I've read so much Nietzsche, that I've adopted a nihlistic worldview!

by shawn December 25, 2004

spilt milk

when a chick is sucking your dick and she starts laughing right as you start to cum, and the cum starts to spill out her nose.

That bitch was deep throating my dick when all of a sudden i noticed she had some spilt milk coming out her nose.

by shawn May 27, 2004

Gonorherphasyphalaids

A fictional sexually transmitted disease usually used in a comical way. It's a combination of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids

You slept with that whore?? she's gonna give you Gonorherphasyphalaids! lol.

by Shawn November 1, 2004