shawn's definitions

Stuckshift

A fucker who is very populer with the women.

Dave is such a stuckshift, everyone hates him, but the ladies.

by Shawn December 25, 2003

Nati

Natural Light Beer

All I could afford was was a sixer of Nati.

by Shawn November 6, 2002

acetol

slang for the noun phrase "ass at all", referring to the backside.

no acetol= no ass at all.

That girl is so skinny. She has no acetol. Maybe is she drank some milk, she'd get one.

by shawn February 17, 2004

ronco

The most ballin' and pimpin rich white dude on Tv today. Alwaz hustling new products every day to pay his light bill and keep his Rims clean. ''SET IT AND FORGET IT'', like he alwaz says on the showtime informercial.

guy: Yo son, you looking clean
guy2: thanks but never as fresh as Ron.

by Shawn January 8, 2005

draft

Tool implemented by governments so that citizens of countries are forced to put their lives on the line fighting wars over values and ideas that do not necessarily reflect their own. From what I understand this is usually done randomly through a lottery system!

1. Since we don't have enough people enlisting in the armed forces we will now reinstate the draft and force you to die for this country. Ain't freedom great?

by Shawn June 1, 2004

nihilism

The belief that existence is useless and pointless, life has no meaning.

I've read so much Nietzsche, that I've adopted a nihlistic worldview!

by shawn December 25, 2004

social d

Abbreviation used by fans for legendary punk rock band social distortion.

Social D. are amazing Mike Ness seems to get better with time.

by shawn December 22, 2004