Beanie Man Syndrome

Abrv. BMS. The frequent and potent finkel air excretion caused by ingestion of large amounts of beans and bean biproducts. Most commonly caused by excessive burrito intake. Syptoms can last for several days and can include diarreah, motorcycle-like sounds, and a trail of rank gas potent enough to clear even the largest of rooms.

"My friend is BMS'ing because he can't keep his hands off those damn Grandito-Burritos!"

by Shawn July 29, 2005

stretch a cock

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

by shawn May 27, 2004

algonquin monster

the penis

His Algonquin Monster was heading for her glorious caverns

by Shawn March 13, 2003

rippin' ass

to let loose a shit of monumental proportions

Man, Amy, were you rippin' ass in there or what?

by shawn January 04, 2004

dogpaw

A dogpaw is a mans penis that is covered in thick hair all the way up to the head of the penis.

Damn, it's time to shave the dogpaw again

by Shawn June 17, 2006

Bended

Bending the rules.NOT breaking but bending them.

LittleSkit: you told me you would tell me and the rules say you have to tell me.

ItsGoingOn:so what i bended the rules.

by Shawn June 10, 2004

fandamtanbulous

More than fantanbulous.
Ultra cool; innovative and exciting.

That rollercoaster ride was so much fun. And the loop d loops were fandamtanbulous.

by shawn February 17, 2004