108 definitions by shawn

Jewel

Most talented singer, songwriter, poet, guitar player, artist, inspirational person ever to live.

Jewel is amazing at anything she does.

by shawn January 25, 2004

acid

When a rapper is so ill that when he rhymes everything around him melts down

i spit acid yesterday and my table melted

by shawn March 19, 2004

NTS

Acronym for nothing to say, used when someone wants to remain silent or plead the fifth.

Kelly: Did you hear about Jenny's new boyfriend?
Maxine: NTS

by shawn February 17, 2004

samn

v - to hate somehting so much its unimaginable.

i freaking samn soup.

by shawn June 4, 2004

The Bailey

When, in one night, with Sampdey's sister, you make a concoction, complete the monroe exchange, have her felch an inmate, find a chocolate pizza, hit her with a hot lunch, give her a frozen eddie, and finish with the bucking bronco in front of Smapdey.

Dude! I did THE BAILEY last night!

by shawn January 10, 2005

banana butt sex

when people have butt/anal sex with a man, and they have the sudden urge to shove a banana up their own ass so they can enjoy double penetration. The Double penetration is your dick in the guys ass and the banana in your ass.

I fucking walked in on my friends have banana butt sex. Fucking fags!!

by shawn May 27, 2004

ExDrip

Also known as "Exausted_Drip" a person who has mastered the art of pwning or "owning" as in "destroying" an enemy. Believed to have originated in mechwarrior 3 and 4, now known through most of Americas Army as an expert master in the art of "rambo"

You are just like "ExDrip"

by shawn September 12, 2003