shawn's definitions

fandango

a delicious spanish dance swung with the Nooch

Palanouch, Palanouch, will you do the fandango?

by Shawn September 18, 2004

mdc

Abbreviation for 80's political hardcore band, Millions of Dead Cops.

Two great MDC albums are "Shades of Brown" and "Millions of Damn Christians".

by shawn December 23, 2004

bitch face killa

a girl who's glare would kill you if you were not wearing your anti-whore armour

The bitch face killa made me cream my drawers with her glance in my general direction

by Shawn March 13, 2003

vampires

Beautiful, pale, creatures with fangs and lots of sex appeal. 'Goth' culture has turned vampirism into a trend which many Satanists practice. They call themselves 'vampyres' to distinguish themselves and get fake fangs fitted in.

The Ruda family are vampyres.

by Shawn February 21, 2005

hooka

A bong where a numerous number of stoners can hit all at once out of more many hoses.

Shawn- David, come take a hit out of this new hooka with me and Mike.
David- Mind if i bring Jordan along for the fourth hose you got?

by Shawn July 22, 2004

dogpaw

A dogpaw is a mans penis that is covered in thick hair all the way up to the head of the penis.

Damn, it's time to shave the dogpaw again

by Shawn June 17, 2006

Bended

Bending the rules.NOT breaking but bending them.

LittleSkit: you told me you would tell me and the rules say you have to tell me.

ItsGoingOn:so what i bended the rules.

by Shawn June 10, 2004