shawn's definitions

vampires

Beautiful, pale, creatures with fangs and lots of sex appeal. 'Goth' culture has turned vampirism into a trend which many Satanists practice. They call themselves 'vampyres' to distinguish themselves and get fake fangs fitted in.

The Ruda family are vampyres.

by Shawn February 21, 2005

fandango

a delicious spanish dance swung with the Nooch

Palanouch, Palanouch, will you do the fandango?

by Shawn September 18, 2004

hooka

A bong where a numerous number of stoners can hit all at once out of more many hoses.

Shawn- David, come take a hit out of this new hooka with me and Mike.
David- Mind if i bring Jordan along for the fourth hose you got?

by Shawn July 22, 2004

Gonorherphasyphalaids

A fictional sexually transmitted disease usually used in a comical way. It's a combination of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids

You slept with that whore?? she's gonna give you Gonorherphasyphalaids! lol.

by Shawn November 1, 2004

White Sox

Lesser of the two Chicago baseball teams. They never sell out, they're a terrible team, they have terrible fans.

The Cubs hammered the Sox in the Crosstown series.

by Shawn January 16, 2005

nihilism

The belief that existence is useless and pointless, life has no meaning.

I've read so much Nietzsche, that I've adopted a nihlistic worldview!

by shawn December 25, 2004

social d

Abbreviation used by fans for legendary punk rock band social distortion.

Social D. are amazing Mike Ness seems to get better with time.

by shawn December 22, 2004