Definitions by sexie chocolate

put some meat on your bones 

A term used to describe some who seems quite emaciated and malnourished. Usually suggests they need to eat more foods with a little fat and cholesterol in them.

At 81, lbs., I told Stacy that needed to put some meat on her skinny ass bones.

put some meat on your bones by sexie chocolate November 1, 2004

Condoleezza Rice 

High on the U.S government ladder as the National Security Advisor. Could possibly end up the first (Black) woman president if she tried, but can someone...

PLEASE find that desperate looking, gap-toothed bitch a man????????

Condoleezza Rice by sexie chocolate October 30, 2004

mama's boy

A grown man who just can't seem to pull himself off his mother's left tit(or her right one, for that matter.)

Me and Jeremy were goin' at it like dogs in his basement, and his mother yells at him to come help with the groceries, and he throws his jeans on and runs to her like a bitch. What a mama's boy!

mama's boy by sexie chocolate October 23, 2004

Gay porn 

When guys get together for man-2-man fuck sessions. Gets the pizzle drizzlin' for some females.

I walked in the porta-porn place one day and saw some gay porn. Two men sweating it out, grindin' ass-to-ass? What's wrong with that? Got me hot. If straight men can ogle lesbians, why can't us girls drool over two dicks,hmm?

Gay porn by sexie chocolate October 22, 2004

The Joneses 

A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.

"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."

The Joneses by sexie chocolate October 14, 2004

wine head 

Also known as a wino; a staggering, scraggly, usually disheveled and smelly homeless bum who spends his daily allowance of $2 on another pint of Thunderbird.

J.D.'s grandaddy is a hopeless wino.

wine head by sexie chocolate October 9, 2004

in heat 

When a creature (most likely an amimal, but can apply to humans) is so horny, it'll hump anyhthing in sight.

Mona: OMG! Look at Jack!
Mae: What the fuck is he doing?
Jack(pulling out of the dog's ass): Ooooh, yeah! Thanks again, sparky!
Sparky: Woof!

in heat by sexie chocolate October 5, 2004