27 definitions by sexie chocolate
Those inbred moonshiners who live in the hills of Tennessee and West Virginia who keep you up all night with their exploding meth labs.
Tom: That hill trash is still up making all that goddamn noise! Call the sherriff!
Katie: Can't. He's in the back of his squad car banging his granddaughter.
Katie: Can't. He's in the back of his squad car banging his granddaughter.
by sexie chocolate May 2, 2007
A grown man who just can't seem to pull himself off his mother's left tit(or her right one, for that matter.)
Me and Jeremy were goin' at it like dogs in his basement, and his mother yells at him to come help with the groceries, and he throws his jeans on and runs to her like a bitch. What a mama's boy!
by sexie chocolate October 23, 2004
High on the U.S government ladder as the National Security Advisor. Could possibly end up the first (Black) woman president if she tried, but can someone...
by sexie chocolate October 30, 2004
Any brand of store bought cigar (phillies, white owls, swishers, or the "leafy" kinds like optimo or garcia y vega or el producto) that is cut open, the tobacco dumped out, and refilled with weed. Makes potheads happy, but pisses off those poor little migrant workers that slave all day cutting that damn tobacco. Blunts are a great habit to enjoy all day, every day.
1) I sit on my couch and blaze blunts with my peoples whenever I ain't at work, or just by my damn self, I don't give a FUUUUUUCK!!!
2) I ain't smoking no schwag in my blunt! Nigga you must be crazy! Now pass the hydro!
2) I ain't smoking no schwag in my blunt! Nigga you must be crazy! Now pass the hydro!
by sexie chocolate December 23, 2004
Southern Illinois University in Carbondale, Illinois. Home of the Salukis. Good school, but if you don't have a car, you're fu**ed.
by sexie chocolate August 1, 2008
I walked in the porta-porn place one day and saw some gay porn. Two men sweating it out, grindin' ass-to-ass? What's wrong with that? Got me hot. If straight men can ogle lesbians, why can't us girls drool over two dicks,hmm?
by sexie chocolate October 23, 2004
A cast iron cooking pan used to make eggs, bacon, delicious dinners, and can also be utilized to knock any aggravating or annoying asshole out cold if so needed.
Example 1: I had two skillet-fried eggs this morning for breakfast.
Example 2: Cory wouldn't shut the fuck up hollerin' in my ear, so I clocked him upside his head with a skillet.
Example 2: Cory wouldn't shut the fuck up hollerin' in my ear, so I clocked him upside his head with a skillet.
by sexie chocolate December 12, 2004