blunt

Any brand of store bought cigar (phillies, white owls, swishers, or the "leafy" kinds like optimo or garcia y vega or el producto) that is cut open, the tobacco dumped out, and refilled with weed. Makes potheads happy, but pisses off those poor little migrant workers that slave all day cutting that damn tobacco. Blunts are a great habit to enjoy all day, every day.
1) I sit on my couch and blaze blunts with my peoples whenever I ain't at work, or just by my damn self, I don't give a FUUUUUUCK!!!
2) I ain't smoking no schwag in my blunt! Nigga you must be crazy! Now pass the hydro!
by sexie chocolate December 23, 2004
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SIUC

Southern Illinois University in Carbondale, Illinois. Home of the Salukis. Good school, but if you don't have a car, you're fu**ed.
SIUC campus is full of some really, really hot guys.
by sexie chocolate August 01, 2008
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Robin Thicke

An American R&B singer a.k.a the FINEST blue-eyed soul brother out there (Yes, even more so than, ugh, Justin Timberlake)
Kendra: "Girl, I got 'Lost Without You' by Robin Thicke as my ringtone"
Mya: Nah, I wouldn't kick him outta bed.
by sexie chocolate August 20, 2009
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maxwell street polish

slang for a big dick, derived from a popular street in Chicago.
I walked down the alley last night and saw Tenisha swallowing Shaun's maxwell street polish. Loose-ass heffa!
by sexie chocolate September 26, 2004
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bitch bag

Keetra went to the mall with some of her pimp's scrilla and bought three new bitch bags, that bitch!
by sexie chocolate December 01, 2004
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John Danks

REALLY REALLY REALLY cute pitcher for the Chicago White Sox. Gorgeous smile and cute dimples :p
haha...John Danks name has 'dank' in it (puff puff)
by sexie chocolate August 16, 2008
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The Joneses

A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.
"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."
by sexie chocolate October 14, 2004
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