britney spears

She just got chosen for "Star of 2004"? Can y'all believe that shit???? Little Miss I'm-not-that-innocent? The man-stealing, no talent, blonde bimbo wench! Prime example of what happens when America feeds off of ass and titties and no talent.

You know what Britney Spears and a bag of burning garbage have in common?
They're both hot trash.

by sexie chocolate December 24, 2004

maxwell street polish

slang for a big dick, derived from a popular street in Chicago.

I walked down the alley last night and saw Tenisha swallowing Shaun's maxwell street polish. Loose-ass heffa!

by sexie chocolate September 26, 2004

SIUC

Southern Illinois University in Carbondale, Illinois. Home of the Salukis. Good school, but if you don't have a car, you're fu**ed.

SIUC campus is full of some really, really hot guys.

by sexie chocolate September 26, 2008

The Joneses

A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.

"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."

by sexie chocolate October 14, 2004

virgin

losers who've never got their rocks off with a member of the oppposite (or for you liberals, the same) sex.

Hopefully there are no real-life "40 Year-Old Virgins". If so, you're fucking sad and need to buy a prostitute so you can join in on what the rest of the free fucking world has already experienced.

by sexie chocolate January 01, 2006

hill trash

Those inbred moonshiners who live in the hills of Tennessee and West Virginia who keep you up all night with their exploding meth labs.

Tom: That hill trash is still up making all that goddamn noise! Call the sherriff!
Katie: Can't. He's in the back of his squad car banging his granddaughter.

by sexie chocolate May 15, 2007

hill trash

Those loud, inbred backwoods folks of Tennessee and West Virginia who keep you up all night with their exploding meth labs.

Ted: I can't sleep with all that hill trash noise! Call the sherriff!
Jenny: Can't. He's banging his granddaughter in the back of the squad car.

by sexie chocolate May 19, 2007