pen smacking

mausterbating (also smacking pen)

I found some porn and starting pen smacking.

by Sean March 07, 2004

spatchcock

A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit

(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)

by Sean February 27, 2004

the nicole hi

When one person, esp. a girl, greets another person with a loud, high pitched, often obnoxious pronunciation of their name.

she sees john "JOOOOHHHHHHN!"

by sean May 14, 2004

afakasi

a half white half balck person
"a halfkast"

"wat r u?"
"im afakasi"

by sean September 20, 2003

Irish Curse

A complete definition of the Irish Curse would be the combination of very small penis/very LARGE testicles.

by Sean July 14, 2003

the battery

a male code word for the shocker

The I gave the girl I came home with lastnight the battery.

by Sean February 23, 2003

shoelace express

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

by Sean February 16, 2005