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H3O

H3O

1.
Even wetter water

2.
The hydronium ion
Produced when water acquires a proton (aka a hydrogen ion)
1.
Girl: I'm so wet!
Guy: That's cause you're soaked in H3O

2.
2 H2O <-> OH(-) + H3O(+)
Teacher: And that, kids, concludes our chemistry lesson for today.
Remember, H3O is very acidic, do not try to drink it.
by rzhhhh July 19, 2010
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Four Poster Bed

Four Poster Bed

A bed with four vertical columns, one in each corner.
The columns support a tester, which usually holds up a set of curtains, however, in this day and age of double glazing and other insulation methods, the curtains aren't needed.
A four poster bed is very similar to a canopy bed.

Buying a four poster bed for your bedroom is the first step in transforming your room into a Palace of Love.
In which your new four poster will be used primarily for the art of making love, preferably to a gorgeous Indian chick, but that part doesn't matter.
And is dependant on whether you are a male or female reading this, whatever floats your boat.
C: Within my new Indian girlfriend's Palace of Love was a magnificent four poster bed, lined with the softest most sensual luxurious silks, coloured in a sexy deep red.
D: Sweet Raptor Jesus just the sound of the bed is making me horny...
C: We proceeded to make sweet love on it, she pretty much emptied my balls of all their love juice. After we cuddled and she whispered sweet nothings possibly in Hindi until I fell asleep.
When I woke up I was sticky and naked
D: I think you missed something fun.
by rzhhhh August 26, 2009
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The Paint

The Paint

Basketball slang referring to the key.
Most likely to be used when playing street ball

Lots of bitch ass niggas, like Waka Flocka Flames, like to think that they "go hard" in the paint, when in reality; they do not.
I go hard in da paint, leave you stankin', what the fuck you thankin'
- Waka Flocka

LeBron James goes hard in the paint
by rzhhhh November 4, 2011
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Delicious Candy

Delicious Candy

Candy that is delicious.
Much like delicious cake, you must eat it!

If you see a delicious candy in the hands of someone else,
even if that person were a small child;

you must SEIZE AND CONSUME it.
This is delicious candy
YOU MUST EAT IT

If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of small child
would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!
by rzhhhh July 7, 2010
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Female Friend

Female Friend

The friend of a male who is female.
It is simply the same friendship one has with another male.

Contrary to popular belief it is possible for a male and a female to have this type of relationship without one (or both) party(ies) wanting sex or any form of romantic involvement.
Those who believe otherwise either: are idiots in general, exhibit a significant degree of misogyny or misandry, are not very good at making or all 3

May also be referred to as:
g-friend, friend, budess, palette, chick friend.
Females commonly use girlfriend to refer to their female friends.
She is my female friend
by rzhhhh November 4, 2011
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Allah-saurus

Allah-saurus

If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.

Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
Raptor Jesus: rawr The Bible was written by God himself, I should know I was there when he wrote it.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11

Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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Human Female

Human Female

1.

Linda from Futurama
She is referred to as Human Female by her co-host: Morbo

2.
The Female half of the human species.
Symbol: ♀ Venus - The Goddess of Love
Biologically different from their male counterpart, the human female has XX sex chromosomes, a longer life expectancy, sex organs that facilitate children, breasts and many other things
Additionally they have different social expectations, although such a thing is undergoing thorough refinement in todays society
See also: woman, lady, girl
1.
Morbo: Over to you human female
Linda giggles

2.
Human Male: Nice breasts
Human Female: I have eyes you know...
by rzhhhh April 28, 2011
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